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I think prairie dogs are adorable so my vote is mole. Or how about opossum?

The heavy false eyelashes did her no favors!

I have to admit I’m kind of skeptical that Bert even HAS a “sick mother”

You don’t even have to discuss it, just not THINK it

Thanks to our discussion of Emily's constant breastfeeding, today I'm getting ads for "nursing bralettes" which resemble a tube top with nipple holes

Not anymore, apparently I can't understand why he's set his sights on Janae and now has to promote polygamy in the remote chance that she's interested. He should have started out by auditioning women he KNEW wanted that lifestyle, maybe from social media like the other horndogs on this show, then narrowed down the field from the crop of willing women.

Next we’ll see Nick in a Pull Ups commercial

I thought she had a professional “MUA” (tm wonky-eyed Ben) working on her at the kitchen table while Janice looked on and gave her sage advice about being treated like a Princess from this day forward. As far as her having friends to help out, she didn’t even appear to have any friends to come to the wedding! Apparently Leandro is her best and ONLY friend.

She returned to Kleinfeld’s some time later, STILL hadn’t had the wedding, but she wanted to surprise Randy with the news that she was pregnant!

Plus she originally claimed to have an unlimited budget. I’ve only seen them reduce the price of a gown when there’s some kind of heartwarming story and financial hardship involved

many of whom are in their fifties, married before, unemployed, deep in debt, etc.

Are we really supposed to believe that Kelly ambushed Brittany at the dental office where she works while bringing along a camera crew? And that Brittany was free to take her into an exam room and sit down for a chat (and her boss wouldn't mind?) Come on!

If I hadn't discovered this forum, I wouldn't have made it past the first season. I come back for the snark.

That's another reason I think they're already married.

Who wore it better? One more. Can you imagine Ari and Bini doing THIS at the wedding?

All I could think of when I saw the real dress on the hangar was that Shaeeda must have a swan's neck! That uber modest lace "collar" must have stood up three inches! Maybe they went to the bridal salon just for ideas, knowing all along that Nef was going to make the gown.

I would imagine that production wants us to think that Grandma got ordained online (which I understand can be done in minutes) but since Jibri hasn't tried to hide his wedding ring all season, I suspect the rumors are true that they've been married all along and this is just a story concocted for dramatic purposes. Now, with their TLC money, they can afford to move to California.

How do you say in Portuguese, "Because he's a douchebag"?

I couldn’t help but notice how different the two couples on the yacht looked. I’m also confused because Patrick mentioned being long time friends with “Jeremy, John and Phil,” but we never saw Phil on the boat!

There have been comments about Thais’s breasts looking larger in the hot pink corset top in her THs than they do in other scenes, like tonight’s bikini top. I took a screenshot and noticed the top fits her very strangely, the point on the bottom overlaps her jeans which appear to be pulled up. Could this be disguising a baby bump?

The video on You Tube of Bini's wedding to his first wife makes this wedding look cheap, last minute and tacky. Bride #1 was much prettier and he choreographed a special dance with her. The only similarity was each wedding featured a toddler.

The woman on the Nutrafol commercial who talks about losing her hair during medical school sounds EXACTLY like Ari!

You should see what’s in his bathroom!

Are those extra wide belts her signature look or something? I don’t think they’re very flattering

New pants! New pants!