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Cassandra is also MIA. Maybe she and Lola ran off together.

No, and I’m not sure she was on last season, either. Lola is MIA.

I missed the beginning but someone said they’ve been married for a year

We’ve all commented on Dr Now’s blinged out stethoscope and his lab coat “flair” but up until now nobody thought to ask him about it in person

It was under the car. I was worried she was going to slam the door on its tail.

Why can’t I gain weight in my boobs!?!

FFS, somebody give Syreeta a tissue!

and somehow they have produced (according to Amy) a "Baby Einstein."

He didn't just show up, she intentionally got pregnant before she was supposed to. He said he wasn't very sick and just had a headache. But I'm sure housecleaning never entered his tiny little brain. That's wimmens work!

Sounds like the synopsis for EVERY episode this season!

Yes, Debbie said that after her last trip to Morocco, he asked her to come back permanently and marry him. How about Nicole is so pale she could be bleached muslin? That's the best I can do!

No, this was her first visit on camera. Maybe she wanted to be on the show before but didn't get chosen. But living only an hour from Houston, it doesn't surprise me that she went to him before.

"Mean Girl Models" WERE nasty, but Florian did absolutely nothing to try and make a good impression. He never even flashed his blindingly white new veneers but instead slouched around with a brooding expression. I don't know how this ended up here, it's supposed to be on Darcey and Stacey's forum. I'll move it

Now I get it! This franchise will never end! this too, can be yours for $ 80 and is available in sizes small through 4X!

I forget what he did (if anything) in Egypt, but my guesses are the ever popular "personal trainer" or "aspiring model." Or both. Jogging my memory: they met through a shared interest in fitness so personal trainer gets my vote.

And Rishi has education, skills, and a J.O.B.!

I think Darcey interprets that to mean any style goes as long as it’s black or white.

In squiggly Arabic

I read Yvette filed for divorce in October and he moved out, but he’s still in the US.

You’d think it would be the other way around.

Why does she think things will be different this time? She must not be very close to her parents if she never mentioned converting to Islam. They seem like they've given up on trying to talk sense into her. I suspect she said that (supposed) easy-peasy conversion prayer the same time they crashed another wedding, solely for the purpose of sleeping together that night. All it takes is repeating ONE SENTENCE and presto! You're now Muslim? She immediately regretted her decision. Can you un-convert just as easily? I just looked it up and suprisingly, conversion IS as simple as that: How to Convert to Islam - The Testimony of Faith (Shahada) "Becoming a Muslim is a simple and easy process. All that a person has to do is to say a sentence called the Testimony of Faith (Shahada), which is pronounced as: I testify “La ilaha illa Allah, Muhammad rasoolu Allah.” These Arabic words mean, “There is no true god (deity) but God (Allah), and Muhammad is the Messenger (Prophet) of God.” Once a person says the Testimony of Faith (Shahada) with conviction and understanding its meaning, then he/she has become a Muslim. The first part, “There is no true deity but God,” means that none has the right to be worshipped but God alone, and that God has neither partner nor son. The second part means that Muhammad was a true Prophet sent by God to humankind. To be a Muslim, one should also: - Believe that the Holy Quran is the literal word of God, revealed by Him. - Believe that the Judgment Day (Resurrection Day) is true and will come. - Believe in the prophets that God sent and the books He revealed, and in His angels. - Accept Islam as his/her religion. - Not worship anything nor anyone except God." I don't see any of the details about the rules, how to dress, pray, dietary restrictions, etc., I guess that falls under the heading of accepting Islam as your religion and Nicole must have been in for a rude awakening when she found out there was a "catch" Reading further, it's very easy to convert TO Islam, but you can't leave unless you risk EXECUTION! Sounds like the Hotel California where "you can check in, but you can't check out!"

that reminds me... I wonder what Rishi's family thought he was being filmed for. "The Bachelor, Indian Edition"? “Indian Matchmaker”?

Jamal made a good point on PT last night, that it was half the rent she (supposedly) paid in NYC. Or maybe DIDN'T pay according to financial gossip about her. I was horrified at her reaction when Yohan said he could only contribute $ 90 a month towards the rent which then reduced him to "wife" duties and status. He's a proud man and not going to take this emasculation well. Like others have mentioned, my gaydar was pinging loudly with Mahmoud. He has finally found a good "beard" who he thinks he can mold to be a good Muslim wife.

I think Kim has had some cosmetic dentistry