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Models are better in Turkey

Except the camera crew and someone very conveniently had a blankie for Younger Sophie. I expected her to start sucking her thumb, but instead, she whipped out her phone and I’ll bet anything she was calling her Mum.

Interesting dynamic at the Tell All, the women and men on opposite sides of the set. Sorry I cut off Bini and Josh at the far right. It looks like Florian has six legs and I absolutely hate the sock less look

Preferably a working pair

Yet she’s still in LA.

She’s due any day now with “just a friend” Matt’s baby. Oh and her fans are sending her things from her Amazon registry

Jasmine to Gino

I think it’s a publicity stunt like Veronica and Jamal

Rob is going to shave off his ponytail.

It’s making me Grumpy

So the couples who were really broken up long before filming are formally breaking up at the recommitment ceremony?

Has Florian completed any of the therapy activities he’s been asked to do? He’s always just making stuff up like the kid in school who is always faking an answer when he’s called on.

Even bigger than her wedding

Gino in a red shirt seems appropriate

I’m not taking the bait

Yes, another Maaaat Camera zooms in on Jasmine’s butt implants

Now it’s all coming clear to me. They are setting the stage for The Single Life with Jasmine, Gino and Matt negotiating this open relationship and Gino getting a chance to date other women. It would explain everything that people have already seen being filmed. Even the pregnancy will be addressed. I think it’s hilarious that Jasmine is with a guy whose name has the same “flat a” sound for Gino to pronounce with his Midwest accent

I think Natalie needs a different kind of “commitment” ceremony, you know with the guys with the nets in the white coats. Yeah, he has the spine of a shrimp. Certainly not model material

I knew from the minute he promised that Natalie could see his house if things worked out at the retreat that it would never happen. And how smart of him to break up with her in a public place with protection just in case she went ballistic.

I think he went out for a drink in Paris and saw her in a restaurant where they “locked eyes” and the rest is history.

According to the all-knowing Google AI: “Gelatin and Halal: Gelatin, a key ingredient in marshmallows, is a protein derived from animal bones and skin. While some gelatin is derived from beef, the vast majority, especially in Western countries, is derived from pork, making most marshmallows non-halal.” But apparently you can purchase halal (and kosher) marshmallows if you read the labels. Now I’ve gone down the rabbit hole. Stay-Puft Marshmallows are not kosher or halal, but some bags of Campfire are. Also Manischewitz makes kosher marshmallows

My pet peeve is the adults who provide the cutesy fake voices for babies or children in commercials. “Liberdy!” (Fake giggle)

Those kids are probably in college by now.

They remind me of the “Omega Mu” sorority in “Revenge of the Nerds.” Not the Mus!

Speaking of food, there was a big discussion on Reddit that the s’mores Stevi made for Mahdi were “haram” because marshmallows are made with gelatin from pigs. Who knew!