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My annoyance for her is getting far beyond snarking. She needs to STOP getting paid to be an unfit mother!! Is this what our world has become? Get treated like a celebrity with a trip to the VMAs to wear expensive dresses and pose on the red carpet because you got knocked up, went to prison for drugs and now continuing your role as a deadbeat mother??? She's getting paid more than many hard working people with Master's degrees and flaunting how she was "only in the 11th row" of an awards show. MTV shut this shit down. Bring them back to their original 30k per season salaries or be done with them. For several years I've been watching losers make money that most of us would dream to have, and take vacations we all save up for a few years to take. Nathan, UBT, Jenelle, Matt, Amber and more are living lives that should ONLY be attainable for those that worked hard for it and not for those that abandoned their children or were violent towards women. I feel sick. I really don't know what triggered my response just now as I was just watching that 10 second clip of Amber's boyfriend in a bathrobe by the fireplace and I just got to thinking WHERE IS HER FUCKING DAUGHTER???????? She's constantly TOO DEPRESSED to see her daughter but when she's in a great mood it's spent BEING "in LOVE" with the next scrotum sack that bounces her way. So which is it Amber? You're too depressed to see her BEFORE but now you're too caught up in new love to see her NOW. Fuck. When you're feeling mentally healthy you're with dicks or on vacation without her. Get her ass working a real working class job because she doesn't deserve to have so much comfort in her life...comfort should be reserved for hard working and caring people but what am I talking about?? When has money gone solely to good people in the first place. I'm wasting my time being upset. I'm honestly not that upset lol. I just needed to vent because it's healthy to vent out the emotions instead of bottling them up and losing your shit over small stuff. I have three kids that I love more than life itself and cried last week as I rubbed my two year old daughter's head with a wet cloth as I prayed for her fever to go back down (it wasn't high enough for the ER but high enough to leave her with discomfort and I want my child comfortable ?). I hate leaving my son at kindergarten because I want to watch every new experience he is experiencing with being in school but I know I have to let him fly from the nest and can't volunteer/chaperone his class each day as I work. My oldest is always busy with her band rehearsals and class that I cherish the five minutes of chit chatting we do before she leaves for the school bus at 6 am in the morning and AMBER can go MONTHS without seeing her daughter because of a BOOOOOOYYYFRIIIIIIIEEEEEND (Barbara TM2). And don't tell me "mental" issues she's going through because my mother has some of the same issues she has and stayed with ALL FIVE of us kids while working blue collar jobs. She needs to own up to the fact that what bond she had with Leah broke when she went to prison and that it's hard to re establish the bond after being released. If she'd own up to that then maybe I would be a little more understanding but all she does is fake cry over everything and guilt poor Leah when she doesn't treat her like the mother she never was to her (Christmas ornament gate) instead of admitting she wasn't into the whole mothering thing. I mean she did say in 16&P that she never wanted kids. I feel like I should apologize for all the things I'm saying because I feel like they came out of the air. Lol. These asshats don't effect my day to day life I'm just feeling sad for Leah is all because she's such a sweet girl that deserves more and luckily Gary married Kristina HER REAL mother. Vent over.

I don't know what Chelsea is whining about because I didn't see anything controversial or anything remotely close to drama to ignite a Twitter rant. I bet the other girls are giving her serious eye rolls right now. Like seriously we have witnessed some serious shit with the others and she's whining over the fact that MTV is showing her cranky. She's sleep deprived, HANGRY for some carbs and adjusting to a growing family. We all get it and understand it, so no need to act like a child on social media. Not that serious. Was Kailyn actually FLIRTING with Javi at the soccer field? Lol. I sensed some flirting. Her face looks haggard. She better be LUCKY someone is willing to flirt back with her. Fuck you David!!! I couldn't STAND the way he was antagonizing Barbara as he recorded her. With all of his "oooooh, mmmmmm...oh" BS. Basically mocking her for getting upset and saying "see how mentally unstable you are getting all heated up as I just stand here innocently video recording you as you are raging for no reason." I hate men like that. They get you all riled up and stand there acting all innocent as they watch you lose your cannon after being poked and provoked at. Sit down Jenelle and David. I think the nasty scene they displayed in front of Jace was worst than Barbara having a sip of wine (although something tells me it wasn't just a sip but it's legal to have a full glass and drive). They don't give TWO SHITS for that young boy they're just OBSESSED with sticking it to Barbara and WINNING a custody case. No real love for Jace but the NEED to show that woman her place in life which is to "just" be a grandmother. Barbara loves that boy and has raised him and this is sickening to watch her be treated with such harassment for doing a loving thing for a young boy that's mother chose partying and dick hopping over being with him as an infant. When Jace needed Jenelle the most she chose pot and keiffer. Barbara may not be perfect but goddamn she's been is one constant source of stability and to take that from him out of spite and revenge for you mother is some cold ass shit. #LeaveBarbaraAlone Briana is annoying. Nag. Luis does need to move a bit closer to her but not in the same apartment complex as she was wanting. I wouldn't want to be that close to the coven. I'd lose sleep having to sleep with one eye open. Leah is turning over a new leaf. I'm liking the new Leah. Let's hope it last. She does love her girls. There's no faking that, Leah can't act. It's nice to see her and Germy's mother getting along. Less drama this season.

She looks pretty but kinda ruined it with that awkward pose (legs spread apart weirdly) and that darkish shadow over her top lip. Lol. Otherthan that she cleans up nicely and gives Amber the queen of haute not and Catelynne the queen of bingo fashion a run for their money. I have a feeling I'd love to be neighbors with a lot of y'all. Aside from the anxiety of living in close proximity to some of the snarkiest people around - I'd be wondering what you guys were saying about me ...karma for all the snarking I do. ?#LookWhatYouMadeMeDo - Yeah, I had to do it ?

Who the fuck told her that "duck" lip pose was cute on her. I think it's called the duck lip. Whatever it is she needs to stop it stat. Amber kinda looks like she will fit in but Catelynne always looks like she's dressed without a clue.

Plus she tweeted this during her stay there. “I’ve literally let this house consume me and set my anger off more than I could ever imagine! I know my limits and I’m at the end!!!” So this guy watched her exhibit her anger on numerous occasions throughout the recording of the MBC show and somehow developed a "crush on her"?

What happened with the corvette?

http://www.theashleysrealityroundup.com/2017/08/25/exclusive-ryan-edwards-mackenzie-standifer-causing-chaos-for-teen-mom-og-film-crews-get-the-scoop-on-where-their-marriage-stands/ Things are worst than we thought for Mackenzie and Rhine. We all called it. As soon as Rhine sobered up he would be wanting a divorce. Mackenzie is being a diva on set wanting free vacations for her and her friends to "get away from it all" and the only way she will talk about the drama with rhine is if MTV paid her more.

Her daughter is 2.5 months older than mine and I would NEVER turn my back to her if she were near an open pool (I would never turn my back to her period OUTSIDE and away from the comfort of our home) yet alone be drinking from a beer funnel for some social media poses. Wtf? Anything could happen in a split second with a toddler and a pool and if Nova needed to go to the hospital her mommy and friends are drunk!!!!!! Why be so stupid to post this shit on social media, also??? You're not a college student you're a grown MOTHER. You and Tyler have a funny feeling of how grown parents spend their afternoons with the kids. Fucking asshat. Carly you dodged a bullet but poor Nova Scotia...?

It's funny how at the beginning we thought Mackenzie was Rhine's saving grace and we loved how mature she was. We also questioned her role in Rhine's life thinking she was his caregiver because she was just too above him. And now she's the cookoo!! I'd normally feel bad for a chic that learned her NEW husband of three months was already trying to bang random girls on tinder but after the blame she tried to throw at Maci at the reunion with that pathetic letter and how she's more mad at the woman than her own trifling husband forget having any sympathy. I don't feel bad for her. Ms. Kate Gosslin wannabe can go pound sand.

Oh hell naw!!! $29.49 a month? What judge ordered that originally?? If I were the mom I'd say keep your $30 bucks. Insult. I pay $29.99 for a box of pampers the 72-108 count. So she technically can't even get a good size package of diapers (the box is actually cheaper than buying those soft packages if you break down the per diaper cost). He's a fool for posting all of those photos of corvettes, expensive watches, poker "winnings", music memorabilia, and bragging about "owning" an upper class house. What the ever loving fuck was his grifter ass thinking when he has a plethora of angry baby mommas looking for a check for their hungry children. Matt you made your sloppy bed now you can enjoy the karma. You were brought into a rich lifestyle for us to watch you slither further down a rabbit hole...further than your former but future broke ass has ever been in. I'll wave at you as I serve your dinner mates at the food kitchen next thanksgiving. You don't think your cousin will offer you his couch now that you have no show, did ya? Karma. Karma. Karma. I just hope he doesn't make money from sleazy celeb gossip websites. I want to see him broker than broke.

http://www.theashleysrealityroundup.com/2017/08/23/ryan-edwards-wife-mackenzie-standifer-reacts-to-his-alleged-cheating-scandal-see-the-latest-texts/ Do Mackenzie and Rhine really make that much money for their small roles on Teen Mom OG to afford to "buy someone off" to keep them quiet? Geesh! The self-proclaimed importance these fools possess. They feel that important that they have to pay someone to stay silent to not "leak" the "scandal" lol. More like to not leak gossip about the scandal potential skanky affair Ryan was going to have. Pfft. MTV needs to shut this shit down. They're no talent bums treating themselves like celebrities. Ugh.

A collection agency debt of $8,000+ change is kinda petty. Give us some good dirt lol. I will say this, he has a nice smile but the dude wears clothes too many sizes too big for him ...what's he trying to hide? Lol. "Breaking news Amber's new boyfriend Andrew Glennon is hiding something big from the Teen Mom OG viewers and it could be very big...Dunlap's disease!" ??? So far this guy is boring me and Amber now has another guy in-between jobs. Snooze. What does he see in HER???? Because on paper he seems alright. Keep digging my PTV sleuths ...I know you can score some good shit. ????‍♀️

Daaaaaaamg, Chris actually tweeted "can't wait for this hulk to roll off of me"? Ohhhhhhhh snap. I bet Kail went nuts on super speed staring at her tweets all night while sending "lmaooooooo I'm going to bed" while her head does the exorcist spin. Go Chris! Dude has read our boards!!! Or Hulk is her universal nickname. ?

Watching that family therapy clip with Brittany made me hate Roxanne even more. Brittany's emotions were REAL! There was no faking that for the cameras. I like Brittany a bit more, hell, I'm going to watch Briana's segments just for Brittany, as she's entertaining and has always been the one left with the baggage of others mistakes. It pissed me off when Roxanne said "you can't be mad at me I did it to protect you!" How about allowing her to feel upset with you for a short moment since you've kept this news from her for a long time. Eventually she will forgive but give her some space to grieve the fact the father she thought was her dad isn't and the dad she does have had already died. That's a lot to take in with cameras following you. Also, it almost looked like Briana was almost about to smile when Brittany ran out to cry, unless she's the type of person that gets uncomfortable situations like that and don't know how to react. I.e., when I was younger and would get yelled at by my dad my response was to laugh because I was scared and uncomfortable but it came across as mocking, so maybe that's why Briana appeared to be fighting a grin because she quickly switched to hysterically crying for her sister. I want to find the entire season of that show. I hope there is more than just that clip available. Team Brittany, she's surrounded by two dumb women.

Brittany may have been a lot more smarter about not repeating mistakes but daaaaaaamn the girl has a foul mouth. I think she tries way too hard to sound like a badass, but then I forgive her when she pulls out quick witty one liners. Lol. I wouldn't mind hanging out with her for a few minutes but I'll be out the door feeling like I hung out with a bunch of drunken sailors. Brittany just seems so over Briana's crap. She's constantly throwing shade at Briana and Briana is too slow to catch 'em. Roxanne is just too much. Constantly in Briana's drama. Not once did I hear her mother say "Briana maybe next time don't have sex in the raw and we wouldn't have to be dealing with this shit...be married before letting a man swim inside you without a life jacket." Gawd, Briana is the new level of dumb. The way she talks, her face and all of those moles are irritating me. I just can't sympathize with her and don't want her back for another season.

I just finished the "busting up" episode and for the first time I wasn't cussing out Matt at the screen. His apology was a bunch of bologna inspired by winning a game with Christy, had he apologized before winning a game I would maybe have thought it was sincere. Actions will speak louder. He just wasn't as annoying this week. Thing 1 of thing 2 was annoying me this week. When your sister is at a couples retreat working on her marriage don't go bothering her about business and moving state to state. She has one thing to focus on and that's her marriage to Chris. Ugh. I felt bad for Christy. Her prize was a rum tasting. Lol. Kinda boring episode, so until next week...

Um, I know you loathe Jenelle, we all do, but Kaiser isn't seriously overweight. He's perfectly proportioned. He's solid looking with his daddy's larger head haha. Seriously overweight? Not even close. I do agree that many lazy parents will parent their kids with food, but Jenelle likes to parent Kaiser in his crib - far from the fridge. Poor little guy. He needs so much more love than he's getting. I think he's getting crappy attention because he's a spitting image of Nathan, that constant reminder of him probably takes away from his normal toddler charm to Jenelle and UBT. The asshats would definitely take out their animosity for someone out on an innocent child. #freekaiser

Too funny! You guys have me cracking up over the milking the duck misinterpretation. ? ? Loved the quote by Robert Deniro from "Meet the Parents" best movie ever. But I agree, they were really trying to milk that duck scene, weren't they? I'd love for my home life to be so boring to where production gets super excited over the drama of my pets - when your pets are more exciting than you life is going goooooood.

I think the scene with Leah not wanting to talk to the producer about breathing problems being a symptom of Muscular Dystrophy was because she was in a hurry to get Addy and herself ready to leave for the hospital and didn't want to waste time explaining symptoms to the producer. If I was told my daughter was heading to the ER for her breathing the last thing I'm doing is relaying the message and explaining it to a camera man. Or...Leah didn't know the answer lol. But I'm leaning towards the former.

Jace is a moody kid. I feel so bad for him. The people in his life suck the joy from his young soul. Jenelle and David pretend to be a happy family but you can tell Jace doesn't believe the act. When a child loves his mom he would move MOUNTAINS to see his momma, but Jace is so Blah about Jenelle. There's no real mother son bond there. Kaiser is a whiny kid because he's living in the house of horrors. I'd be constantly whining, too, if I lived with Jenelle and UBT. He's constantly being yelled at or called a whiny ass bitch. At his age he should be singing fun songs with a sparkle in his eyes as he views his surroundings and all of the amazing things to discover. At his age the world should seem magical not frightening. Bless his heart. I didn't care for UBT's "If you need us we will call you!" crap he said to Barbara. You must feel like a big man talking to an older grandmother like that you fucking tool. Talk like that to a real man, bitch! Kailyn, damn you look rough!! When she was walking on the street with her friend her face looked like her dad's. ?

Just watched the crapisode. Briana's mom is way too dramatic. She reminds me of a Debbie Downer. You can't enjoy a quite meal with her around. However, I do see her point. I didn't care for when Luis said "I may not be physically there for my daughter but I'm always here for her" the bs about the daughter that's in New York. This is EXACTLY what Briana and Roxane have been trying to tell him. They know he wants to be the visiting parent but won't be the physical parent, the one that is there day and night for the everyday child raising. Breakfast, get dressed, go to school, help with homework, cook dinner, put bandaid on cuts, bathtime, get ready for bed you got school in the morning type of parenting. Luis they want you to understand the difference between being there and being there for Stella. •The staying up all night monitoring the child's temperature to know when or if the child needs to go to the ER type of physical parenting. •The don't put your fingers in a light socket, don't lick the ends of a battery and don't put glue on the cats nuts type of physical parent. •The I can't believe you smeared poop from your diaper all over the wall and picture frames now I have to clean up shit when we're running late type of physical parent. •The principal called me out of work to come talk with him over your behavior in class because you pulled another girls hair type of physical parent. •The car won't start and we need diapers and all family members are at work so we got to walk 3 miles to the store holding a large diaper bag full of a million things a baby might need while running an errand and pushing a stroller over gravel and thick grass type of physical parenting. Or option 2. •The car won't start and we need diapers so we have to use public transportation so juggling a baby in one arm while holding a folded up stroller in the other while trying to get your bus fee out of the large diaper bag while everyone watches you and offers you no help or a seat if bus is full type of physical parent. If Luis wants to be the physical parent then my hats off to him but something tells me he expects the mother to take the whole brunt of the work and that he will be there for the child financially or whenever the child wants to call him on the phone. He doesn't understand that Briana is worried about juggling two kids alone (even if you have tons of help from your family it's still better to have a father and mother combo). It's so easy to be the child support parent that visits chuckie cheeses every Saturday while the mom does the hard parts. I don't see him pulling his weight. I know she kept the baby in real time but I wonder how much work Luis has put into the baby this far. I'm sorry I went on a ramble. I've just witnessed a lot of men be the fun dad while the mom does all of the work while having a full time job while the dad gets praise for "sticking around for his child" being "a stand up guy" because he hasn't left the state and stopped contact with child. Briana is 50% blame for this too. Use a condom and wait until you're with someone for a long while before having sex in the raw.

I think she lifted her shirt to show off her SnapBack. Damn. Her abs look great for being a mom of three with one of the pregnancies being only 7 months prior. I want those pants she's wearing. Ugh, Jenelle sucks. Why such a horrible person gets born with an incredible metabolism?? I had to CrossFit my ass off to get my weight off. It must PISS Kailyn off. Kailyn still never lost all of the weight with Lincoln. Jenelle looks stupid on that big inflatable thingy. The eclipse wasn't in my path so it didn't get dark for us which was the fun part I was hoping for.

Shut your mouth. Lol. I've had the hots for him since his "hi! My name is" days and I think he's gotten HOTTER. Especially with the darker hair and leather jacket look. ? I've been to three of his concerts (one time front row) and he's hotter in person. ? I haven't watched the episode yet but now I'm going to be staring at Leah to see if I see a resemblance...please don't ruin Marshall on me. Lol.

Lol. That American girl store ransacked my "tucksy" stash. I.e., tucksy means emergency retail therapy stash. My two year old daughter loved being in that store but the prices are insane. I walked out with one doll, one pajama set for my daughter and her doll and a special "scene" for the doll at the price of a car payment. Why couldn't I have invented that?

Aside from him being awful to Jo (motivated by Kailyn who got Javi to believe he was the enemy) during those meetings about child support and sweatpants on Sunday I've always thought there was still genuine kindness from Javi. He has friends that care deeply for him (Peach would drop kick a hoe for him) and a strong family background...you don't get those two things if you're not an equally caring person. I just think Kailyn was his first love and she abused that (figuratively and literally). He would have done anything for her. He immediately loved Isaac as his own and to this day still tries to keep an active bond with him and to me that says a lot of a man's character when he can instantly care for another man's child as his own. Kailyn fucked up. Two great men were in her hulk grips and she lost them. Well, she never really had Jo, as Jo was kinda out the door when she was still pregnant with Isaac and he stayed with her out of guilt because she had no place to go. He used her as a side piece (when she was with Jordan) and stopped having feelings for her. Javi on the other hand is a great man. He's immature and catty at times but sometimes you become the person you're around 24/7. When he began hanging around Kailyn and the fame and attention he was getting he didn't know how to handle it and followed Kailyn's lead. He became a little conceded prick. But, and this is a BIG BUT, there is a chance of Javi changing back to the old Javi because he is genuinely caring. There is no going back for Kailyn because she was ALWAYS uncaring and selfish. I wish nothing but good to come Javi's way. He's a great dad and has an honorable career. Now Kailyn gets to see what it's like not to have a more involved baby daddy. I hope Chris is involved with his child but that he won't fall for Kailyn's trap and be her next bitch.