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I just finished watching. Post might be long. Maci - Your ass can save it with the importance of safety for your child when your dumbass is driving while texting. How is driving while texting any different than driving under the influence? Your eyes were on and off the road while you tell your child you can’t look at your other child because you’re driving. ? Let’s also not forget the importance of child safety while your unborn child was getting familiar with the various flavors of Jello Shots. I can’t stand the way Maci walks, but I guess that’s me being petty and nit-picky because I’m so over her. This may very well be my last season with the OG girls (still giving TM2 some extended time) because the littlest things are annoying me about all of these heifers. Mackenzie was wrong for blaming Maci but FU Amber for calling Bentley’s step-mom the “C” word knowing he’s going to see the show one day. Hey Ambie, a part of self control is having full control of the situation which involves not being verbally abusive. CPS will be visiting your house shortly when the new baby Gleason arrives. More on Amber below. I’m also over the TTM shirts. I swear Maci hasn’t worn anything else besides those logos and I’m sure her friends are sooooo over wearing them for their appearances on national televison. If I was going to be on TV I would want to look my best not wearing a marked up version of Hanes T-Shirts. Last thing on Maci. My inner Sophia makes me want to run by Maci and cut st least 3 inches of her hair off. It’s too long and straggly. Farrah - Dr. Infectious there is a time and a place to insult someone’s daughter and her BIRTHDAY PARTY, which you weren’t invited to was NOT the place. There are always those people that like to be Debbie Downers & Johnny Rainclouds at parties. Total buzzkill. Michael was having a nice time up until that point. Debra is so annoying...the way she talks reminds me of Maci. SPIT IT OUT! I can’t stand slow talkers. Cate & Ty - Butch is REALLY trying to lay out the depression and anxiety on thick ...me thinks he’s STILL trying to score a nice free trip to a posh rehab like Cate keeps getting except MTV doesn’t care about your problems you wife beater. Have fun at church. I wish Tyler would try and find activities for he and Cate to share because she’s getting too unhealthy. I could careless about someone’s weight as long as they’re healthy but she’s eating tons of junk, smoking cigarettes, doing drugs and sleeps too much with no positive energy being exerted. Put down the horse hair brush and saddle up and RIDE CALLI!!! Riding a horse will be so energizing and therapeutic. Tyler, you’re getting pudgy, too! Amber - Hearing that psychic talk about Amber getting pregnant and married sounds like they got their messages crossed between Matt and Andrew (I believe in some psychics, not saying I believed the ones we just watched) and that the reading they were giving Amber was more about Andrew and not Matt because the relationship and pregnancy happened SO CLOSE TO THE BREAK UP and filming of this reading. Eerie. I hate that Sumo Wrestler bun she was sporting. I hope she realized that that hairstyle and onesie was a BAD fashion move. Watching Matt lose all of that future TM money was priceless. He REALLY thought Amber would take him back...I saw the apology cards on the counter and black jewelry box bought with Ambers stolen money - nice move jackass. And save it with your trust issues towards Amber. Amber is crazy but she never betrayed your trust - that girl was pretty loyal to your grifting ass. MTV needs to pull the plug. I don’t see this season drawing in the high ratings considering all the drama was played or on social media MONTHS ago and quite frankly these girls are way more annoying than the TM2 girls, except Briana - I caaaaaaan’t with Briana. MTV needs to seriously do a PSA on Macis driving while texting scene like they did with Rhines scenes. St. Maci Budlight was putting her children at risk for BS text messages that can wait. Rhine has a drug addiction but you can CONTROL whether or not texting “Lol” is worth you, your children’s lives, and lives of other drivers since you’re sober. I’m sorry to be all preachy but too many people lose their lives because foolish people text and drive. I actually had to defend myself last week when someone got upset that I had enabled my phone to not except texts while driving. Even though they can text “urgent” if it was important. I think I typed enough ??? Sorry ?

I want to say thank you as my husband sat right next to me as I googled “old lady ham hock arms” because I had, have, no idea what that looks like lol. Apparently it’s not a common saying because this was what google found for me. Luckily I was able to save myself and tell my hubby I was looking for an actual recipe that’s named old lady ham hocks ? What is it exactly? Lol

Ruh-roh! What’s going on with Matt? He’s deleting his Snapchat.

You know, you can only let them film what you give them. These “stars” cry bad edit and how the big bad MTV is trying to make them look bad but they can’t create their scenes out of mid air. With that said, I do feel like these last few seasons we have seen an angry Farrah. A Farrah that was getting over the abuse she endured from her mother all of her teen years and the hurt and betrayal from MTV from not wanting her on the show because she did porn. Not abuse anyone, do drugs or any other criminal activity but a legal activity and I believe she acted out. I say this not to excuse her vile behavior but she wasn’t always a mean person in the earlier seasons. She was soft spoken and polite but after being treated poorly again and again the bitch was released that was over the bull shit. You can only kick someone enough times before they fight back. 1. Being abused by Debrah ( her parents many affairs, mom bringing bad touchy-feely men around?) 2. MTV not wanting her back because she did porn to make a living 3. That dude on Craigslist that took her car and never paid her 4. Those bitches in her 16&pregnant episode 5. Daddy Derek dying (she was broken up with him but she still lost her child’s father) 6. And so on and so on... Farrah began to lash out and control her environment - mostly to the extreme, if needed. Now that she let the world (TM viewers) know that she’s someone you don’t want to piss off I believe she’s starting to calm the fuck back down and with current therapy become the nice Farrah she used to be. I knew this one chick that was super nice to everyone and hated telling people No because she would feel bad. People got sense of this and started asking for MORE while returning LESS appreciation. Years went by and this chick was constantly being walked on and it got to the point where people STOPPED asking for the favors and instead DEMANDED them because “she’s not going to say no and IF she does l’ll make her feel awful for it.” So one day she had a heart to heart with me (this is really someone i knew NOT ME! Lol) about how life draining it is to be so helpful to people that don’t care about your wellbeing. “They ask me to stop what I need to do for the benefit of my own family in order to do for them with little appreciation then they’re on to the next favor!” So one day she snapped and did a 180. She did an “all or nothing” where she went from being overly helpful to NOT HELPING A SINGLE PERSON!! The bitch was released. She became quick to the word “No!” And people stopped talking to her. Not just because she wouldn’t do favors for them but because she became overly nasty about it. Instead of politely turning down a request she would bite back with a “you’re quite capable of doing it your damn self where were you when I needed favors?” To the point where people began hating her. Years later, she’s missing human interaction and having close friends that care for her because she scared them off. Now she’s slowly becoming her once nice self but with more self confidence to tell people “No” without it being the end of the world and saying yes when she’s free and available to help (before she would cancel her own appointments to help others versus working around her schedule). She found a balance. A healthy balance. Being able to be a nice person without letting people walk all over you. Just maaaaaaybe, this is the case with Farrah. I hope. If not, then everything I typed up is pure nonsense lol. I’m always trying to find the good in people and see if there is underlying reasons for ones behavior. Or Farrah is just a stone coned bitch and she wasn’t able to hide it after years of cameras being in her face. Lol. You can only fake nice for th cameras for so long. Right Cate and Tyler?? Lol. If you’ve made it this far through my spiel congratulations...I hope i made sense. Just trying to be optimistic. P.S. I think her and Simon always fighting is just for the cameras. I follow Simon on Snapchat and they’re both way TOO CUTE with each other on that. They’re either faking the relationship and are JUST friends or secretly really in love.

Omg!!! I must’ve been living under a rock because my husband just told me the greatest news that apparently has been known for a while now. They are going to reboot the show “Roseanne” soon!!!!!! Roseanne has been and always will be my #2 most favorite show of all time!!!

Someone I know did it. The person administrating the eyeliner tattoo somehow slipped and left an eyeliner dot on her face. So now this person has the permanent eyeliner and this freckle looking thing on her face for life. I told her it was foolish considering it takes SECONDS to put on (unless of course you can’t see closeup and need glasses, always exceptions...this chic has good close up vision). The eyeliner tattoo doesn’t look bad but the risk of a sloppy “artist” terrifies me. Like you said, unless it’s done by a trained physician then it’s okay but even then i don’t see myself doing it. The side effects down the road, the unknown side effects scares me a little. I’m just fearful of anything going close to my eye. I’ve been wanting lasik for sometime so that I wouldn’t need glasses for far sighted reasons and I’m too chicken.

@lexiexx I hope this season MTV gives Maci the special Edit that Cateynne, Leah (TM2) have gotten. It’s only fair to the others girls that each cast member gets to have the world see their true colors. I’m over the “what would Maci do?” Persona she likes to show. I never bought into the idea of Maci being the all knowing one. She’s a good mom, I will give her that but she doesn’t have her shit together the way she likes everyone to believe. Her shit looks kind of together because MTV has been able to pay for it. And she can sit down with her “I have three businesses” because that was provided to her thanks to MTV, too! Do you HONESTLY believe people would be swarming for those ugly pocket shirts if she wasn’t on TV or her books? This is a girl that took 8 years to NOT get so much as an associates degree while attending classes. She’s an alcoholic with the most monotonous voice. I’m over this ginger on a constant binger.

Exactly! He’s a bit out there because of Hollywood and the people that raised him. It’s all in his book. Sad. I teared up reading it and it was nicely written unlike these Teen mom “writers” books.

I’m getting the vibe that Brittany only stays around Roxanne and Briana because she feels bad for Nova. I think she truly takes “i’ve Been more of a father to Nova than her own father” seriously, especially since she never knew her own dad. You can sense a lot of love and hate when it comes to those three. Brittany wants a piece of that MTV check so she’s sticking it out and I don’t blame her after all of the sacrifices she has made to help raise brianas kids there’s no way in HELL she should stand back and watch Briana become MTV rich without her slice of the trailer park lottery. Brittany stays to keep things real. She puts Roxanne and Briana in their place and they hate it, but WE love it and that’s all that matters. There are times when I’m hollering at my screen saying “Brittany STOP yelling and swearing in front of the kids” but other times I’m rooting for her snark. Team Brittany!!! I hope good things come her way and she finds her fairytale life and looks back at Briana and Roxanne with much side eye because I have a feeling that this show will be canceled far before brianas checks become a considerable size. I really, from the bottom of my soul, caaaaaant with Roxanne and Briana. I watch their parts for Nova and Brittany!!

It was weird. I’m wondering if this show was filmed after balloongate. When UBT stabbed his way through the knives and Chelsea “rescued” Kaiser from the drama. Anyone else?? I’m also wondering why Kailyn was being friendly with Briana and stiff with Jenelle. I know the girls don’t care for Jenelle but Kailyn should be more closed off with Briana given the fact she’s sleeping with her ex-husband. Dang, these girls know how to deliver the drama.

Lol. It was Corey Feldman.

@Tatum I totally agree with your theory. I’m ashamed to admit this but I had a Twitter for a hot minute and Amber ended up following me and her and another celeb (he was really popular in 80s movies) retweeted my tweets I felt AMAZING for like 15 minutes doing the “Oh yeah, they acknowledged me” dance. To the point I needed MORE and eventually went from the “cool chic they wanted to retweet” to the annoying fan that would say anything asskiss worthy to get another dose of a retweet lol. I ended up deleting the account soon after because Twitter was hard for me to get the handle of (I’m not a computer illiterate) with hashtags and DMs, character limits it just became boring. Amber was still following me at that point and we even shared a DM together and she was very sweet. That’s when I was rooting for her. It wasn’t until she started blaming Matt’s exes for allowing themselves to be treated badly that I left her corner. No woman deserves to be treated badly whether you THINK they should have known better or left at first sign of abuse. The hanging fruit theory is spot on. These Z list celebs are accessible, more so than say Justin Timberlake, so people take out their fandom out on the Z listers to feel “in” with tv people. Lame, I know, I tried to bite the hanging banana but it started to taste bitter so I made banana pudding and no longer subject myself to desperation. Nobody is better than me, I love myself, and WILL NOT degrade myself to a Z lister or other celebs for an instant gratification such as a retweet or “like” from Ambie. ? ETA: Just want to clarify that the part where I said “Nobody is better than me” wasn’t my way of sounding conceited, as it was more about loving oneself and not putting someone on television ahead of how you feel about yourself. I.e., to not lower yourself and personality for a feeling of acceptance from someone that is watched by many on a flat screen television or computer screen.

I laughed so hard at Chelsea’s bedtime routine as my household has the same trouble. Our bedtime routine was getting so out of hand that it was taking nearly an hour to tuck the kids into bed. Each night it was one more song and one more book. One more turned into 3 then 4 then 5. If we keep that up we would have to start bedtime immediately after dinner haha. We reduced it to two songs and one book bam “get into bed!” All of this following the nightly bubble bath and teeth brushing. It must’ve been awkward for Briana to listen to Kailyn and Javi going back and forth on working things out. Was this filmed BEFORE Javi and Briana began dating? I don’t feel sorry for Briana...just wondering because her and Kailyn seemed cordial with each other. I really want Briana off of my television screen. I really hope MTV is second guessing adding her as she hasn’t increased the ratings and people are skipping her segments. They cancelled Teen Mom New Jersey before airing so hopefully we’ll get a surprise that they cut her out. Leah looked amazing. Her stylist is on point. That’s the ONLY compliment I’m giving her lol.

I just finished the part 2. You know Maci, I wonder if Ryan’s family is more upset about their family troubles being aired on TV or that YOU sit their preaching about their son and his substance abuse problems without ACKNOWLEDGING YOURS! Ms, queen thang that couldn’t put the alcohol down long enough to grow a baby. Until you own up to YOUR substance abuse problem I don’t want to hear your advice for Chelsea. Chelsea also looked like she could careless about what Saint Maci Bud Light has to say and is wondering why MTV is forcefully attaching Maci to Chelsea’s storyline. Chelsea was just being cordial but in her head she’s thinking “will this monotonous speaking b’yatch shut up as I know her ass is probably drunk on stage as we speak”, and daaaamn, Maci looks so much older than Chelsea when there isn’t much of an age difference. Leah really looked cute in the reunion special. I know a lot of you still think she’s on the pillses and I have no proof of her being off of them but she does look a lot better than she has in years - baby steps, I hope it’s not for show. The girl can clean up nice for these specials. Briana can go suck a turd. There is no reason why she can’t take Nova to Devoids house for a few hours long enough for her to watch “Finding Dory” while eating popcorn with her dad. I know it’s not fair to have to do the heavy lifting on raising a child then to have to then DRIVE your child to the unfit father but you do what you have to do if you truly feel bad for your child not having an involved father. Drop Nova off and get that break you’ve been bitching about. The only problem I see with dropping Nova off at devoids moms house is if there were illegal activities going on which neither party has said there was so she’s being lazy and spiteful. And don’t give me the “Nova is shy” nonsense as you THROW A CAMERA crew in her face at 4am and have her on stage in front of a live audience - go take several large seats with your fake ass with that one, nice try!!! She’s too shy for her dads family but not for millions of viewers!?

I’m about to watch the part 2 in a few minutes but I’m already preparing to fast forward through Maci’s “special appearance” as her monotonous voice grates my ears. Her holier than thou and self-proclaimed wisdom is not needed. Gawd, I’m so over the TM OG girls. They’re so boring, negative, and lazy and don’t need to be appearing on TM2 shows.

She’s working real hard on making Kailyn jealous, too!! I think Javi and Briana are plotting to stick it to Kailyn how happy they are. Remember when #lifeafterleah happened? Jeremy and what’s her face were thirsty to throw their new love in Leah’s face.

Guys, I’m for real when I say I caaaaaant with Javiana. I think Briana is so gross and deserves another loser. Javi isn’t “man of the year” or anything but he’s definitely out of Brianas league. He’s a hardworking military man that loves the family life. Not to have some hoe that talks about liking her butt cheeks spread with spit firing at it. What mother post that knowing her children and their friends will eventually read the tweets?? I’m sorry but when you become a mother you must think about how your child will feel reading that about their own mother and their school friends and teachers. I used to get squeamish seeing my mom and dad kiss each other yet alone read that my mom loved having her cheeks spread for some spit. Wtf? I wouldn’t be able to face my child’s teacher at open house ...you KNOW Nova’s teachers googled Briana when they learned Novas mom is a reality television “star”. I’m not sex shaming a woman for feeling open and confident with her sexuality I’m talking about a mother that has no censorship for the respect of her child. Doing a porno like Farrah is one thing because that’s Farrah’s job but to post silly crap on social media for fun is irresponsible. Whoooooooops - pardon me, I just slipped off of my slippery soap box. Eh, I guess it’s more that I really caaaaaaant stand Briana and Roxanne and the cheeks spreading thing is my excuse to hate her more. I don’t want them to become rich, I really don’t, they don’t deserve it!!! I hate how they talk when Nova is present. Nova must not know what life is like when surrounded by a positive group of people. Instead, life draining Debbie Downers. She’s going to have anxiety problems STAT!!

I haven’t been able to participate in these forums for a few LONG weeks because the “reply to this post” function wasn’t working for me. I finally discovered that my spouse placed parental control on our router to keep our young children away from inappropriate sites when they got new iPads. I’m BACK!!! I’ve been DYING to tell you all who I think Catelynn reminds me of. For months I kept thinking “who does Cate remind me of” and just when I remembered the site was blocked lol. She reminds me of Aunt Bee from the Andy Griffith Show. Now I want to apologize in advance to the late Aunt Bee because she was a wonderful character. If Catelynn isn’t careful she’s going to look 60 before her 30th birthday. Google more pics of Cate and Aunt Bee. Man, it’s great to be back again.

Damn, Javi. I'm also throwing tons of side-eye at the "it seems fine with Lowry" as we knowwwwww that beast has her head spinning like the exorcist. Even though I hate Kailyn, Javi shouldn't have gone for her co-star. There's enough silly women that want to trap a military man, he could've found someone outside of the Teen Mom gene pool. The show is turning into a soap opera among cast mates (I hate calling them cast mates, btw, they aren't actors). Nice way for Bri to try and fit in with her new co-workers, lol, collecting ex-husbands. ? Bri, you sure are an ambitious person. You go get you yours!!!!! ?

If this was filmed before the wedding, why would Jenelle marry that creep if he's that controlling, that angry, and puts his hands on her? I loathe Jenelle but the girl is only 5'1" and UBT is VERY tall. He could do some damage to her giving her not a fair chance to defend herself. Gawd, if it's because "nobody will want a girl with three kids by three baby daddies" then I have no sympathy. Didn't she say "nobody will want someone that has two kids by two different dads" when she was talking about breaking up with Nathan? Obviously you can find another loser Jenelle, but next time, find one that won't be abusive to you or your kids. Better yet, stay single. Those kids are the ones I sympathize over.

IMO, Amber is worst than Jenelle. Amber has violently attacked her child's father. Tried to attack both Farrah and Simon. Threatens bodily harm to people that disagree with her. Never parented Leah. Chose men over visits with Leah. Never cleans her home. Constantly screams at people or tries to intimidate them. Amber is always saying how she wants to open up rehab facilities and that's partial reason why she started beforeverhautenomore for the proceeds but I don't believe one stinkin' word of it. I wonder if someone has asked if any of her earnings from her boutique has gone towards a separate account for saving towards those rehabs?? Amber and Jenelle are creepishly similiar (even though Amber thinks she's sooooo much better and classier than Jenelle) but Amber's the one to quickly resort to violence. Jenelle's more of the socio path that enjoys manipulating people to fight her battles for her. Actually, I'm not sure who is worst because they both are people you can't trust, awful mothers, abandoned their kids so they could get high. They both have resorted to physical attacks. I think I just confused myself lol. Um, I still think Amber is worst.

Really?? ? I'm in the middle of staging my house for pictures for our realtor and I was trying to find a good way of making our stainless steel appliances look better in the photos. Thanks for the tip! FYI, I wish I didn't get all stainless still either, which is why we are happy to roll the brand new (6 months old) appliances in the sale of the home. Any tips on cleaning a glass top oven? Lol. I will never again buy one. Back to the show. I don't think Chelsea's house is filthy at all, however I'm just confused on why these girls and their significant others don't take the time out to make the home look great for ONLY 1-2 weeks of filming. Lol. I love having my home looked lived in but if I were getting paid 300k for camera people to be in my house for 1-2 weeks I will do my best to have it looking the best it's ever looked. But that's just me. I don't care if people have clutter, as long as it's not DIRTY with old food and cat poop (Nova's bedroom) and dirty tampons lying around (Leah TM2) then enjoy your cluttered home.

Any word on what Matt's up to? Are they still filming him after the breakup? Just trying to figure out if Matt is still getting an MTV paycheck or if he's couch hopping due to being broke. Hoping for the latter.

I THOUGHT I saw her slap Ali first!! I was like "Ali girl, tell your momma Gracie HIT you first!" I'm wondering if she's scared of Gracie and has been worned by her sister not to tattle on her or else?!? ? Gah, it's like watching Leah and Corey fight. Ali and Gracie are adorable but they BOTH resemble their parents. Ali is all Corey and Gracie is all Leah. It's funny how that works with twins. With my son, he has my hair color and eye color but my husband strong facial features. Our daughter has my husband's hair and eye color but my mothers strong facial features. Genetics is an amazing thing. I just wish I didn't get my dads large head and creepy feet. ?

I can't believe I'm going to say this but I actually enjoyed this episode. I saw a new side to Farrah and Simon and I'm starting to wonder if their fighting was for show and if Farrah acts like a super b'yatch for the cameras. Farrah was rude to that Alex dude but I guess many people don't like giving hugs to random people and Farrah is just one of those types to not be fake and suck it up buttercup - she directly says "I don't do hugs" versus someone that does it hesitantly or complains behinds the huggers back. Lol. I have got to throw in a complaint somewhere so I will start with the outfit she was wearing to look at the property. It was ugly!! Not a flattering outfit at all. I just don't like stretchy pants on anyone unless they wear a long shirt with it. I honestly think Simon and Farrah go well together and do see them eventually getting married regardless of how they deny the hope of their future together. Farrah is socially awkward. The way she talks to people is weird. Like how she talked to that young kid during the last scene at the families home. The weird over-the-top laugh with the huuuuge grin is creepy lol. Other than that, she was tolerable in this "being Farrah/Simon?" It was more a show about the both of them whereas others doing these "being..." specials get sole attention without sharing the spotlight. It was refreshing to watch a "Being..." special where people were actually doing real work. No couch sitting aside from when Simon was talking about his radio shack days. I can't stand Farrah, but when she's not with her family she's actually decent towards other people and has great work ethic. I think maybe therapy is helping her. Let's hope this side of her continues onto the next season. I would really like to see Farrah turn into the fan favorite if she continues to be nice to people and stay professional. She still has her bitchy moments but I like her better than Amber, Kailyn, Catelynn and Jenelle so I'm going to hope she's off on the right start. Please, please MTV, tell us she was just being cruel for the cameras and because her mom is annoying and this is her true personality - tell her to keep showing us this side. I can't believe I said so many nice things about her. I'm pinching myself and it hurts. I'm not dreaming. ???