Calm81

This is purely a fantasy of mine for this very moment (obviously I don’t fantasize about these fools lives ...Just putting that out there ?) but wouldn’t it be cool if Catelynne really did go into rehab looking to get clean and change her lifestyle to the point where she takes on the “all or nothing” mentality? That would totally shake things up in the Crunchwrap supreme household since Tyler loves himself some laced brownies and liquor. The new lifestyle change would bring with it some healthy weight loss which will result in some gym time motivation to where Catelynne starts feeling good about herself again (she can’t fool nobody in believing she’s got her fairytale life with Tyler being that unhealthy) and getting in shape and paying more attention to her clothing style and ditch the Aunt Bee look she’s been sporting for a few years. Next up in Catelynnes pursuit of happiness will be a visit to a consultant with a surgeon for breast reduction, unless of course her weight loss reduces her bra size to ease her some back pain in the future...then she will look even more proportional and healthy and able to move around more with Nova. Catelynn then goes and gets a brand new hairstyle even maybe doing her original “Kate plus 8” hairstyle from season 1 but giving it a 2018 twist - that’s when we will have our old sweet Catelynne back (or the Catelynne that at least pretended to be sweet) because I’m so over the bitchy potty mouth catelynn we’ve been watching the last few years with the annoying mouth wide open cackle that always makes her look stupid because nobody is Ever laughing with her. Once the inner and outer side of Catelynne is done finishing up its positive transformation she can begin working on developing a trade - re: not passion project! A real world motherfucking trade!!! Like maybe becoming a professional horse groomer or learns to be a trainer ...I don’t know much about working with horses/animals to give real job options that don’t need four year degrees etc. excuse my ignorance. With the new trade and appearance revamping inside and out Catelynne could then strengthen her relationship with Nova because I feel like she couldn’t be a good mom until she fixed herself. I can tell she loves Nova but has zero motivation to be a mom the way that Nova needs her to be. Drum roll please. Then she dumps Tyler. Or...since I hate to see a child in a broken home, she can begin telling Tyler about all his flaws since he was so kind and vocal about HERS and makes him get healthy, too, or else his meal ticket is putting him on food stamps. Thats what I want for Catelynne in 2018. Or at least have it begin this year as most of that will take some time. I don’t like Carelynne at all but if she makes a fraction of these changes my sympathy for her may linger on her side.

I’m calling MAJOR friggin Bullshit that Amber got up at 10:49 AM. This bitch is about to go to bed! Its way TOO soon to have a grown ass man chilling in a bed with a 9 year old regardless if he’s good or bad. It ain’t cool. Leah actually looks like she’s annoyed in that picture above. I’m also shocked that Andrews free ride hasn’t gotten him the iPhone X yet, she must still be hurtin’ From OldMatts “theft” that was rightfully earned. Plus, Ambie is really FORCING the “he takes good care of his new growing family”! Ugh. When you have to SAY IT then it’s not true. I like actions, Ambie, not forced words. Yawn! We’ve all been there and done that with you and your many losers post Gary!

Which vendor do you use now that many of the online places can’t process debit/credit cards? I had no Idea there were so many Kratom users on this board. It’s a shame when they take the miracle plant away seeing as how much It helps people live their lives to the fullest without fillers being added with tons of side effects and a large pharmaceutical bill.

Lol. You don’t know how long it’s been aggravating me that I can’t go back to my original post and put BACK “scapegoat” after that dude told me I was wrong and that it was “escape goat”, ugh! Lmao. After it’s been so long PTV doesn’t allow us to edit our posts. I had scapegoat originally y’all until a poster told me escapegoat. ?

I believe that bankroll lasted roughly 2 months and not 2 years! He gambled away the money in Vegas pretending to be a poker star and is now getting evicted from a modest apartment because he stopped paying rent in October. That’s two months AFTER running off with Ambers money! Damn, the boy knows how to spend money that isn’t his, that’s for sure!!! I’m glad it happens to one of the loser Teen moms that don’t deserve the money since they don’t care to parent their kid. In fact, Matt deserved that money for taking care of a useless adult while she sat on her couch barking orders and acting all gangsta with him whenever he didn’t “yes ma’am” her. I have ZERO sympathy for her and I’m hoping the ratings TANK wig Farrah being gone so Amber won’t have time to build up her nest egg again after Matt running with it then let’s see how sweet NewMatt is and how she can handle the stress of being a mom to a newborn with no money like her 16 & pregnant days. Karma for all the abuse she caused Gary among other things. She is NOT a good person. She pretends to be until you question her motives. Wow, I’m feeling bitchy. Getting off for a moment. ?

She would have so much more money in the long run if she would just pay the IRS the money owed and she could then sleep better at night. No more wasting money on paying rent, leasing cars, gain interest at the bank etc. Peace of mind is priceless when you don’t have to fear THE I.R.S (que the creepy music that played when Roseanne and Dan Connor were filing their taxes in season 1 ?). PLUS!!! She could get a passport and finally take REAL ADVANTAGE of this financial opportunity she’s been getting and see how beautiful the world really is outside of the U.S and away from any couch or bed. That’s something that will last forever, lasting memories of a sunset over the beautiful landscapes of Ireland or the snow cap Mountains of Peru, black beaches of Iceland; and look from afar at the outstanding wildlife in Africa. Sigh ? I’ve been dying to travel abroad but life got in the way and bills need to be paid. I’m having a woe is me moment. Pity, all these opportunities and money wasted on lazy men and women that struck gold for making a bad decision in high school. Meanwhile, my dream is to travel to Ireland with my husband for our second honeymoon when the kids are grown.

I thought you had to wait until all adult teeth were in or out. I had to wait until I was 13 and they still had to pull out my back molars.

Yeah, they were laying it on pretty thick about their new relationship. Already talking about getting married and having a boy and girl in 2018. Talk about trying to throw their relationship in Kailyns face. Barf! How about you both get your other shit relationships in order before bringing more fuckin kids into the world!!!!! Javi barely has the ink dry on his divorce papers to Kailyn (I know Kailyn got knocked up but be above her actions).

She always looks like she hasn’t bathed or has cum residue on her. I don’t like her one bit! I caaaaaaan’t believe she or Javi think that ass-plant hanging out of her short shorts is a sexy thing. When she leaned over on the couch during her “pleaaaaaaaase get awayyyyyyy Javi” it was so gross looking.

I feel like I was in desperate need of crackers with all that cheese I just watched. Lol. They really are a cute family. Some people would think that they’re overly doing the cutesy stuff to stick it to Adam Lind and to make a Jenelle jealous, but I truly feel they are so friggin genuine. I’m happy for them. Really. ??

@SuzyLee I completely forgot about poor Jo. He looked so out of place. I couldn’t tell if it was because he was giving off a vibe of not wanting to be there or that the other “cast mates” left him out of most conversations. I only noticed that because I’ve had the same look and body language as Jo has at a few parties I’ve been to. “Cool enough to invite but not cool enough to socialize with” the awkward “nobody is talking to me” look when he’s actually the coolest one there. I could be wrong.

Maci was sooooo hammered in that episode. Slurrrrrrring her words while looking like a 42 year old bar fly. That chic can save it with the excitement to have ANOTHER childless vacation. I haven’t been on a childfree vacation since my honeymoon and technically I wasn’t childfree (wedding was planned and we tossed caution to the wind knowing we were shopping for wedding venues lol) so I couldn’t get wild and out lol.

Do these jerks not know how to text their loved ones these questions? Or does this mean Amber has ignored all other correspondence from Shawn and is one click away from blocking/unfollowing bubba? I’d be damned if I Facebooked my brother “did the gifts arrive?” For all strangers to see when I have his personal phone number. I hate twitter lol.

I just wasted time watching this shit show. Butch, Jenelle doesn’t need another woman abuser around her children. In fact, you probably got her into serious trouble with David last night when it aired with your comments - talking about a married woman in front of her “co-workers” like that. He was like a horny geriatric toad during that faux New Years party! Viagra and booze doesn’t mix well. Farrah didn’t even give him a chance to be turned down lol. When they were talking about Amber possibly not going to Greece, a part of me wonders if Amber had them stage that so that the viewers wouldn’t think she didn’t go on the trip due to an inability to get a passport (hey you guys act like I can’t do the trip because of my depression/or pregnancy so they don’t ask about why I don’t travel overseas - like EVER). I’m probably reading too much into it. That psychic was so dumb. Okay, Maci, you complain about being too busy with kids and have your eldest son doing a portion of the heavy lifting and now you want to ADOPT?! Yeah, okay Jan. I also wonder what that “terrifying” thing was that she wants to be successful at. - Side note: I wonder if any of them are sick of having Macy and Taylor ask them to showcase their stupid TTM shirts?? I’d hate have to keep wearing that stupid logo on national Television when there’s stylist waiting on call to make me look presentable for a large viewership. I don’t see any of them volunteering to wear them. Farrah has the potential to look very pretty but the dress choices and wigs are not a good look. She should tone it down a bit because she’s the type that doesn’t need too much makeup. Brianna is so gross. She was basically telling Javi she wants a boy and a girl with him and letting him know she wants to be married first. This is all suppose to happen in the year 2018. Another baby(ies) and marriage when they weren’t dating long in this clip, so soon after having a baby from a one night at Da club. For FS!!!!! MTV needs to stop treating them like celebrities, they’ve created this egotistical mess. Wow this is too long. Sorry. I’m just pissed that I wasted time watching this crap when I just wanted to catch a glimpse of balloongate and not ONE scene of it was shown. PFFT!

A part of me agrees but another part of me thinks that she could have gotten her independence long ago had she not gotten knocked up twice. I lost sympathy for Bri. Her mom can go pound sand, too. I’m in a grumpy mood. Sorry. I just caaaaan’t muster any sympathy for anyone in the coven. Well, maybe a little for Brittany, I have a soft spot for her after her mom lying to her about her real dad.?

I really hope this leads to a breakup of Javi and Briana. I don’t care for Javi but I don’t want Briana with him. She deserves a bottom feeder. If anything, I wanted Brittany with Javi but now their relationship is over as he’s now “raggity-ass.” Dang, Roxanne is being so extra. You can tell she knows her MTV checks are never going to go past the 20k Briana had last season if she moves to Delaware. I really don’t see what Javi sees in her. She’s really dumb, her body is deformed thanks to surgeries and she’s gotten knocked up twice with one being a one night stand at Da club. I certainly wouldn’t want to risk knocking up a chick like that or have mg future child have a mom that declared her love for her butt cheeks to be spread and spit on during four play.

I’m a little late but wanted to add “McDreamy” Patrick Dempsey was my first older man crush. I was six years old when this came out but eight when it made its way to HBO (I’m 36 today) and I used to think “he’s the hottest guy in the movie why are those ugly dudes getting all of the action?” Then fast forward some years and he became a TV doctor. The ugly duckling syndrome can work both ways when it comes to snagging someone that was told they were dorky/nerdy/ugly in high school and has NO IDEA about the level of hotness they turned into!!!!! My husband has NO IDEA that he could’ve done better than me and he says the same thing about ME! We were both dorks that blossomed late in life but carry the insecurities from high school and college. Moral of the story, teach your kids to be nice to the nerdy side of the cafeteria because the cooler side ends up aging poorly. ? Whoa I went off-topic! Um, Jenelle sucks and UBT needs his nose in the corner. Of all of the things these people can argue about, health insurance for a little boy should NOT be one of them. The amount of money that waste on frivolous stuff and expensive shoes, flights, and vacations one of these knuckleheads can handle a health insurance premium for a sweet boy. Jenelle should be the primary holder with Nathan ordered to pay 50% of the cost plus 50% of co-pay regardless of who took him to ththe doctor.

So after Uncle Sam takes his cut Briana walked her big butt away with $17,000 +\- and since she had a job during the time of filming she probably made too much money to get her W.I.C and other government assistance. Does anyone know if Briana can get into trouble for getting assistance, or would have to pay it back if I.R.S found out? I would research myself but deep in Christmas cookie dough (taking a quick break to ask question). I mean, the calendar year of 2017 she had a job and got an MTV check after filming while she collected assistance. $17k is NOT worth airing my dirty laundry, but she did it knowing that the 17k would eventually snowball into $250k like her cast mates so it was an investment I guess lol - I’m hoping she doesn’t get too far into the show to see those types of checks and all of her trashy life airing for all to see along with another storyline baby would be for NOTHING but an all cash payout for a Toyota Corolla.

I just pictured what the online purchase process is like for purchasing a butthole to fuck or to gift for eh hem...Christmas. Damn, amazon prime doesn’t offer 2 day shipping on Farrah’s buttholes, what do I do about Mike down in shipping and receiving? His gift will be late??? ? ? Makes me happy that I got married before I became lonely enough to contemplate this stuff...or are married couples the target market? I’m soooo confused. Thinking about buttholes this early, or AT ALL is starting my day at an uncomfortable start. Time to make the kiddies their breakfast BRB. ?

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Gary and Kristina were throwing major shade at Amber this episode. “She’s blinded by the sun because she only sees the moon” ”let’s see if mommy is awake yet” and acts surprised that she was responsible enough to show up at a place at the correct time without it revolving around a trip to Vegas or a man driving her. ”She’s only seen Leah 2 times this whole summer, I’m Leah’s stepmom but she needs her real mom” Amber is too depressed to see Leah but totally anxiety free to go to an airport to fly in a tiny plane with strangers to go to a busy City to see her loser soon to be ex fiancé. Amber is just a fairweather mother. Only when the cameras are around and when she wants a Christmas ornament. Amber has got to notice how pathetic she looks.

???? I guess I got accustomed to all the posters on this board to be on the ball with stuff that usually takes me rewatching an episode 3x to catch on to.

I’m surprised nobody noticed that Mackenzie’s son looks like a child version of Father Mulcahy from the show Mash, actor William Christopher. The right photo was hard to find, you’d have to see a video clip to see the similarities lol.

Farrah - I think Farrah is doing image control or desperately trying to push the narrative that she was only bitchy and mean when’s debra was around. I expect Farrah to resume her bitchyiness during the Italy trip to prove to viewers it’s her mom that makes her act that way. Meh, either way, please, Farrah, keep giving us this side of you, it’s tolerable. I bet the girls are jealous that Farrah does all of this overseas travel. Hardly any of the moms can get valid passports or are too busy with a shoe full of babies.

I haven’t watched yet but my comments are based on what I read here. You know, I was really thinking that MTV was close to pulling the plug on the OG cast (I think TM2 is still pulling decent ratings for another season or two) and with Farrah (the most interesting to watch) being not fired. But something tells me it will renew for a few extra seasons as a way to do welfare checks on Ambers couch baby. I’m being dead serious. I was going to throw in the towel on this cast because I can’t stand ANY of them, at least with TM2 I like to watch Chelsea and Leah’s daughters grow up, but these girls have always been so annoying, lazy and ungrateful. But now I feel like I need to keep an eye on couch baby because if Ambers too depressed to visit Leah a few miles away how is she going to get up every two hours for feedings and diaper changes? We SAW what she did with leah when she was born and that was WITH Gary’s HELP! I don’t foresee Glennon being that nurturing. Normally I would give the mom a break and think “she was only 16/17 when she had Leah maybe she will do better this time” but that’s only if I’d seen some type of growth out of Amber. She still acts like the Amber that NEEDED her sleep while her “lazy” only person working 50 hr per week boyfriend, Gary, did all the work. I truly feel sad and scared for this baby. We know once he’s born she’s not going to be on a medication plan and she’s more bitchy and self entitled these days so I fear for Glennon and the baby. Glennon is going to LEAVE HER when he realizes how she is when there’s actual responsibilities thrown into their “forever love”. I always remember adults telling me “you’re in love with your 20 year old boyfriend now but wait until life hits you and you have bills to pay and jobs to do - love acts differently when your head is out of the clouds” and he’ll split with Ambers money and child support.