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Vanessa is going to be ridiculous in trying to figure out who votes for Jeff to stay. Ugh.

So, no Takeover this week? Just 90's week? I liked that one dancer's gold MC Hammer outfit. The vote didn't go down the way I expected it to. I was thinking that there was going to be another hinky vote from Audrey and I didn't think that Steve would vote for Jeff to stay. The numbers were what I had expected, but not the people who voted that way. The twin twist becomes less fun on the live show now that the house thinks or knows that Liz and Julia are switching out. Jeff's lack of reaction just makes the dual goodbye messages fall flat. And Liz. Ugh. She did not come off well in those DR sessions. I definitely prefer Julia. Austin was eye-rollingly bad in his DRs, too. True/False didn't last very long for this group. Julie was really stretching for time at the end there when she was asking them those awkward questions. Also, if the shower is that disgusting? Clean it.

Okay, after the latest tweet from Big Brother's official account about Kid 'n Play and old school style moves, I think the slip'n'slide comp is a definite possibility. I mean, they have a song called Slippin'. Makes sense. I just want to see some people falling on their asses, though. Is this supposed to be our Takeover host for the week? Because we just had the Gronk parties, now House Party?

He also said he was going to flip all the couches in the living room on the live show if Jeff stays. I guess I'm hoping for Jeff to stay then. He's got Jackie's vote, chances are he has John's. Audrey will most likely throw a hinky vote. I saw that Becky apparently said she's voting for Jeff to stay. If Clay and Shelli flip... nah, it'll never happen. But the feeds would be fantastic!

Whoever was manning the Big Brother voice system in the production booth was trying to start something last night and it was hilarious and fed right into Vanessa and Austin's paranoia. At the time, Clay, Shelli, Jackie, and Audrey were in the hammock room talking. Vanessa, Austin, and Liz were up in the HoH, and as Austin was talking about his concerns with trusting Shelli and Clay, the BB voice kicks in and calls out the hammock room group by name. "Clay, Shelli, Jackie, Audrey... you are not allowed to talk about your diary room sessions with other houseguests." And then did it again. Austin, of course, took it for confirmation that something shady was going on. Audrey zoomed up to the HoH room and said that they were talking about goodbye messages and I unfortunately went to bed just as Shelli was going up there. Another group, including Meg, later got called out by name. But man, Big Brother is bitchy this year. I don't remember them calling out groups of people by name that often. You usually either get an individual shaming like Jackie's "Please move your hair away from your microphone" or a general "Houseguests, this is a reminder..." There was speculation earlier this week from the HGs that it would be a paired-up HoH competition, since last year's comp was the moving the egg through the chicken wire comp and the slip'n'slide comp was brought up as a possibility. Is it too much to hope for that BB rigs the random drawing for teams and makes sure all alliances are split up if it is a paired comp? I want some drama this week!

I think it was more than that. There's nothing wrong with keeping a bigger target in the house that you can hide behind. Audrey's a big target, everyone wants her out. Keep her around for another week and hope that people gun for her instead of you. The only problem with that is that other people jump on the "bigger target" bandwagon and she starts sliding through every week. You have to play it carefully, though, and I don't think Vanessa did. Not putting Audrey up will probably bite her in the ass in the coming week(s).

Johnny Mac's DR sessions have been the best part of the season so far. The quick cut of Jason dancing in the DR and doing the "Gronk" chant was awesome, just enough to make me laugh and not annoy me. That dice rolling comp doesn't look like fun. I didn't particularly enjoy it last season, either. Gronk's parties were a complete bust. Not surprised.

Liz, about her sister: We would never, ever fight over a guy. You know Austin is thinking "Damn it! I thought I could have them both!"

I think if they talk about them without too much detail, it's all right. Steve was talking about a girl that he liked all through high school that turned him down but he said he couldn't say anymore because she didn't sign a release. They didn't fish him or cut away but he was also careful to not talk in detail. Now Vanessa is telling Liz that Steve thinks that Liz likes him. Steve earlier said that Liz and Austin are weirder as a showmance than McCranda. Nothing is worse than McCranda.

Yes, go back up Vanessa! I want to know what's happening! This is like my new soap opera right here. And we finally get back to the HoH room and it's game talk about winning the next comp. Bah. Hopefully Austin leaves soon and Liz can talk to Vanessa about what happened.

Big Brother, you suck. Austin was about to drop the "I like you, circle yes or no" conversation with Liz and they cut away to the kitchen and Steve talking about how pretty the Canadian national anthem is. I mean, I'm Canadian and I like my anthem but the conversation in the HoH room was much better and more cringe-worthy. Damn it.

And Amy in the DR also likes him. He figures that's why they didn't get alcohol last night and why date night got cancelled. Because all of us ladies, we just fall down at his feet with hearts in our eyes. I wish he would shut up. I just want to enjoy the pretty!

He's my eye candy for the season. I never knew I had a thing for long hair and tattoos but so long as he goes quiet and keeps working out constantly, I'm happy.

I'm surprised Austin hasn't gone after John since he got to kiss a twin the other night. Maybe he doesn't think he's a threat.

And Audrey with the talk block. "Why were you under the covers?!" was hilarious. Poor Liz.

Jeff said Austin is like an "angry dad" when it comes to Liz and the other guys flirting with her. And now Austin is bitching to Clay about it. I like Julia more but Liz causes more drama it seems.

Liz is back in the house. And headed straight for the food. Vanessa's gonna be mad.

Aw, Becky. It sounds like even the diary room forgot that she's on the show. She said this was the first time she was called into the DR since Da'Vonne's eviction. (I had to double check that her name was Becky and how to spell it before posting, so...)

Audrey versus Clay, round 15 happening in the HoH room. Audrey isn't happy about Clay naming her the new Steve and loudly announcing that Audrey is hanging in the HoH room. Vanessa and Shelli look like they're watching a tennis match. Audrey, about Clay and Shelli: I don't think she wanted to adopt... a baby. Clay thinks sorry to spelled s-o-r-y. Okay.

Can Jeff actually get the votes to stay? Because that would be kind of hilarious. I mean, I want him to go but I also want James to go so it doesn't really matter to me. Jeff staying would definitely be extra drama.

Last night, Jackie and Meg were in the hammock room talking about Jeff going on the block as the renom and speculating how Audrey knows all that she does know when it seems like no one talks to her. Jackie told Meg that when they (not sure who all of "they" is, assuming Jeff, Jason, maybe James?) are talking in the bedroom late at night, the people in the other room can hear everything they say because no one talks quietly out of that group. In fact, she even went on to mention that poor Steve can hear everything that they say about him after the lights go off. She assumes that's how Audrey is getting all her information. Who knew Jackie would figure it out? Meg didn't seem too fazed by it and before long, they were back on the topic of how to keep Jeff off the block. But poor Steve. How much must it suck to be laying in bed and hear the people in the other room, plain as day, talking trash about you? It amazes me that not only can these people not keep their mouths shut when they come across information, but they also can't whisper when in a group. Future BB Houseguests, please learn how to whisper low enough that no one can hear you but those you want to hear and learn how to whisper into your microphone so the live feed watchers can hear too, please.

Aw, the poor guy. I hope he can make his escape soon.

Personally, I want to see one of the twins win HoH, because they don't necessarily seem to be on the same page with each other. I'm curious to see what happens when one makes her nominations and then the other has to deal with the fallout. And I want them safe until they both come in the house. I really don't think that they'll be on the same side, which will make for interesting feeds. That's about what I'm rooting for at this point: interesting feeds. I don't really have a favourite anymore because every time I do, they do something that turns me off of them. Or Audrey. I wonder what Audrey would do if she was HoH.

Heh. This Gronk pool party thing is ridiculous, but I love the fact that Big Brother locked them out of the house without warning them.

Audrey has made the price of the feeds worth it this season.