SweetieDarling

A friend of mine posted this link on facebook: http://mysteriousuniverse.org/2016/07/signs-your-boss-may-be-a-psychopath/ I'll be damned if it doesn't sound like Bethenny

Did anyone else have visions of Carole clearing the table of wine and water glasses with a sweep of one of those bell sleeves?

I thought she was making a reference to John's dry cleaning business, as if the locals would be waiting in line for John to get done cleaning them, so they could buy them.

Carole said she never judges?! What BS! Roll the tape Andy...the part where Carole's asking Jules how much she weighs and then cut to Carole discussing with Bethenny how she couldn't possibly weigh that much. That's not judgemental? The way she stared at Jules watching her every move in wide-eyed wonder, and then running it all by the eating disorder expert Bethenny? ok. whatevs.

LOL! I was thinking the same thing. My grandmother crocheted blankets in that same pattern -and those same colors. Maybe we can go into business turning '70s blankets into expensive designer capes. If only we can find a way to work the word "Skinny" into the brand name somehow....

Is Jason's family that awful that Bethenny's biggest fear, if something should happen during the surgery, is that "..she would be with them all the time"?

I'm guessing the "bride's" Marchesa dress cost that much. What do you do with something like that? You can't donate it. Refashion it into a christening gown?

Like Bethenny screaming at Luann about sleeping with married men?

That is a GREAT idea! Except Andy would start with Brandi watching the BH wives. What about a show with the most annoying or narcissistic housewives together on vacation?

I think the chokers are to hide the fact that we can now see her trachea. I don't think she likes Jules being the thinnest one on the show. She seems to have taken it as a challenge. Either that or Bethenny is sharing her coke adderall SkinnyGirl secrets with her.

or vice versa. Someone posted upthread that Mario had issues with Luann. Maybe she turned him down? Or does he like to be the aggressor?

She can call Ramona's wine swill water, but I would LOVE to see what would happen if someone called one of her cocktails "SkankyGirl. To her face. Or on ((gasp)) Page Six.

I don't know if this has been mentioned, but where the hell does Bethenny get off berating Lu for sleeping with married men? Isn't Bethenny still married? Isn't she sleeping with men other than Jason? oh, that's right, she's separated, kinda like the guy in T&C was...or is it only ok for separated married women (named Bethenny Frankel) to have sex with someone outside the marriage by her definition? Double standard much?

She must be good at exhaust systems with all the toxic hot air that comes out of her mouth.

At least she gave her a spoon?

...and yet that didn't stop her from offering Heather business advice...hmmmm...

How successful is Bethenny's business currently? Does anyone know? I'm not trying to be snarky, but I've never seen her products in stores, tho, admittedly, have never looked for them. I've read about posters finding her stuff in clearance aisles. Is most of her current wealth due to the sales of her alcoholic beverage line while she was still popular (or at least not so bitter) or are her products actually selling well?

Sonja should just use the "Skinny Cow Defense". Bethenny claimed she didn't copy Skinny Cow because Skinny Cow is 2 words and Skinnygirl is one word, so they're not even close, so there, nyah. Wouldn't the same logic would apply for Skinnygirl vsTipsy Girl?

I think Sonja is missing a golden opportunity. Instead of "focusing" on prosecco, fashion lines, toaster ovens and Nigerian football teams, she should be writing a book on International Fashion Lifestyle tips. She could fill a book with her little helpful hints like how to refurbish that old Chanel bag with a Sharpie (they come in a variety of colors for every style and season), buy 2 of the same bathing suit; one for swimming and one to lounge in (comes in handy if one gets ripped off a hole in it), and how to use a Q-Tip, should you need to blow your nose, so as not to mess up your makeup. I'm sure she has enough of these little tricks to fill a book.

It was almost as if they were all angry with her for not wanting to share her experience in an abusive relationship. It's a painful part of her past that she prefers to keep there. I really doubt that it would have affected her "friendship" with Eileen at all. And WHY oh WHY, after they've attacked LisaV to the point of tears, do they react to her crying by saying "See? This is all we've ever wanted from you?" For her to be driven to tears? Can Lisa only be perceived as human if she can be made to cry? This isn't the first time they've done this to her.

It would have made it easier if Eileen could have settled on what it was she wanted an apology for instead of changing the offense each time an apology was attempted.

And she claims John talks dry-cleaning too much? Every time she appears on screen it's a SkinnyGirl commercial. I'm surprised she doesn't have commercials running during the breaks.

I am right there with everyone that thinks John is skeevy, I just don't understand why he is made out to be so much worse than Aviva's father George. George was disgusting, imo, yet the ho-wives (except Ramona) seemed to love him. I don't get it. Did George get a pass? If so, why? Was Bethenny not happy with the value of her dry cleaning gift certificate?

I thought Yo was referencing LisaV's support of Kyle. She said this right after LisaV patted Kyle's hand as if to comfort her, while rationalizing her reaction by saying "She's always been very protective of Faye" which would make Yo seem jealous of the tightness of the friendship between Kyle and LisaV -which I can totally believe- LisaV and Kyle both supported each other this season in ways that follow the Yolanda Hadid Rules of Friendship. Yolanda has been demanding this type of support (along with a Starbucks and some flowers) from Lisa ever since she came on the show. It could also be about Kyle's devotion to TMCFR. Maybe she's jealous because she doesn't have anyone like that in her life. it is a long list of rules that must be obeyed,