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“All right, Mr. DeMille, I’m ready for my close up.”

After I saw Michelle’s hideous dress, I kept thinking, “Where have I seen this style dress before?” Many hours later it struck me. Goldie Hawn in Overboard. Kurt Russell’s sons went to the Goodwill to find some dresses for their “new mom.” Perhaps Michelle’s daughters did their mother the same favor.

The food section of this morning’s paper had a recipe for root beer float POPSICLES! Now there is a recipe to blow Jill’s mind.

I made the grave error of expanding the photo of Bone (just typing that name gives me the willies) and the unfortunate Lux to see at which resort Kail et al are vacationing. Please let this be my overactive imagination, but it appears her areola is peeping out of her too small bikini top. But on a lighter note, the group is staying at the Royalton Negril. This time of year a weeklong stay for a party of 4 adults and 3 children runs between 8 and 10k depending on your choice of room.

I am mesmerized with Whitney’s “workout.” It is a real-life version of “weebles wobble but they don’t fall down.”

The Cindy Lou Who look does not become Kail or any female above the age of five. As far as poor Lux’s unfortunate hairdo, I would love to witness Kail’s reaction the first time someone declares, “My, what a precious little girl!”

I wonder if Joy and Austin know that an “ebil homosexual couple” (Neil Patrick Harris and his husband David Burtka) also have a son named Gideon Scott?

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Official run results: Bone started but didn’t even make it to the 5k marker, Kail made it to the 10k marker but was running a 17:33 min./mi. so off she went in the little truck. The other gal in the bib photo is Lindsay Cristaldi. Kudos to her for finishing the race in 2:39. She ran a solid pace of 12:10 min./mi.

RunDisney doesn’t give you a chance to even finish slowly. Once you miss the timing markers and exceed the maximum pace, the little white truck picks you up and drops you off at the finish. DNF.

The maximum pace for the Princess half-marathon is 16 minutes per mile. Between podcasts, vacations, book signings and Starbucks runs, Kail trained and trained and trained! Sure, Jan.

An author need only sell 3000 books in the first week to be considered a NYT bestseller, a number easily achieved by Kail’s sycophants.

Josiah: He has a Beard

You are doing it wrong if you need a hammer to cut the cake.

How are all the Duggars checking in all their luggage without being present at the counter? Whenever we check our luggage, we are always asked if we are the ones who packed it and has it been in our possession since it was packed. Oh yeah. Never mind.

Kail’s spirit animal, Puppy Goo Goo. They both have the same hairdo.

Kail’s new veneers are very reminiscent of the flippers that the scary little pageant girls wore on “Toddlers and Tiaras.”

I think they are Invisalign braces removed to eat his banana

Could someone please send a love offering to Jackson to buy that waif a new pair of boots? God knows that asshat, Jim Bob, cannot be bothered to care for one of his blessings' basic needs.

It was me that recommended the Dot to Dot books. Always happy to share a guilty pleasure with others. I have even given these Dot to Dot books to my father as gifts. He is 87 with vascular dementia but can still navigate numbers and enjoys these books as well.

The mustard sweater has been replaced by a mustard infinity scarf. Go fashion!

Michelle's stunning footwear is reminiscent of the orthopedic shoes worn by the scary nuns who verbally abused us, I mean taught us, in the 1960's. Sans the stripes, of course.

They also got to have their way with the pigeons in St. Mark's Square before the unwashed masses arrived for the day. When we were in Venice last April, the square was empty and serene until about 9 AM when all the tours and shore excursions rolled in. The ensuing crowds were horrendous. Also, as is typical of standard Duggar behavior, there are signs all over the square in several languages clearly stating that the feeding of the pigeons is PROHIBITED. Jessa and Ben, repeat after me, PRO-HIB-IT-ED!

When I read "overseer" all I thought was Jonas Wilkerson and that tart Emmie Slattery.