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A behind the scenes look at how the Married at First Sight “experts” matched the five new couples who will meet at the altar for the new season in Houston.

Experienced the cutting off too soon like above so DVRed the repeat of the first episode of Us scheduled later on PBS BUT you get an even more abbreviated version and some of the next show Seaside Hotel...grrrr Connie plucking pubic hair from the pillow....that sums it up picking motels even with good reviews...

Clay was the crier missing his boys. Nathan has 5 kids so must be relishing the peace and quiet. Jordon is the one who had a daughter that died. Matt misses his wife….perhaps another Mike who was out of his mind missing his Barbara…

Yes, Nate got a Bolete mushroom stolen when he was drying some he had foraged.

Matt Gnarly Teeth and Michelle are both already too thin less than 2 weeks in. Meanwhile Biko looks like he’s maintaining his bulk weight by eating plants sez him…okay, pal. Biko, you are no Ethel Merman…stop belting out in song…STFU and show us what you are secretly eating….your shelter is coming along nicely, your bark side paneling will be flying projectiles in the first big wind. What has Rose been doing? Brushing her hair and….? The rod and reel was for show only….it was ill conceived and nonfunctional. Her flimsy tarp shelter sez it all…I’m outta here first big wind storm or snow dump or mud slide. Jordon’s notching is beautiful, can’t wait to see the final product. Nice bull trout but smoking one fish? How about eating it all to replace your depleted fat stores in your starved body? Is Jordon another Sooty Dave in the making? Clay’s tall and narrow cabin with the stone hearth looks well constructed but would feel better if he found some metal on the beach to make flashing, worry embers flying around and starting his cabin on fire. His berry hole will be nice refreshing treat for a bear to dig up. How neighborly of him….

A countdown to the 25 most memorable moments from the Atlanta season.

Hahaha...what are they going to do put a game camera pointed on Liz's bed...then she and Brice can have sex on the couch, in the laundry room, in the garage...quickies if they want...who sez sex only happens at night when Brice sleeps over. Liz will just promise no f*cking Brice to stupid Amber and dopey Trent to just shut them up but realistically can't do anything to stop them, it is her house. Brice will be turning a new shade of red during their sexy time....lucky boy.

JamieO flies to ATL to celebrate her 35th birthday both Dougless and kidless so she can enjoy herself with her BFFs from Season 12 (minus Clarabelle). Jamie's friends are the most recent cast of MAFS? Didn't they Zoom mostly? Her birthday gift to herself is being out of the Florida to avoid sex with Doug...but she'll have to brace herself for Father's Day sex because that's what he'll want and not a $500 Yeti cooler... https://screenrant.com/mafs-jamie-otis-birthday-celebration-season-12-cast/

Fame Hos gonna fame ho....ee i ee i o

You've been sufficiently warned. Raise your hand if you think JamieO nominated and campaigned for herself and Doug for each category....

12 seasons of former favorites, showcasing some of the best moments with nominations to the MAFS Hall of Fame, including categories "Favorite Fairytale" and "Least Likely to Succeed." JamieOtis hosts.

I picture Chip cackling when he gets his Travel Channel paychecks for literally phoning it in....

My hat’s off to you for watching MAFS:The First Year when it was on the FYI channel, your tv viewing and memory is to be applauded. MAFS:TFY Available on Hulu, Sling and AppleTV for those interested. Clara needs to up her game if she wants to squeeze blood from Lifetime’s stones and get them to pony up for Wedding Deux.

Can't wait to hear Amber's excuses for Jonah's failure.... If Anna had shot Amber the finger like Emma, Amber and Trent would have called the police and have Anna arrested.

I am still playing the long game and eventually religion will come into play for Ryan.

History channel Alone show website. Theresa goes through her 10 items, she calls the food item her emergency ration.

Clara is fooling herself that Ryan is all in with their marriage because of the elephant in the room… The importance of religion in his life, his ministerial parents, his future children. Clara’s turning away from the church has not been reconciled and it must sit uneasy with Ryan. Ryan will divorce Clara unless she starts going to his parents’church, is an active member and will raise their children in the church… Methinks that RyRy will quietly separate from Clara over their differing religious lifestyles and is one of the reasons why they are not cashing in on Couple’s Cam. Clara certainly likes hearing herself talk, the camera and collecting Lifetime checks. She is touting the party line of wanting privacy because Sidepart needs time to figure out how to give her the heave ho, emphasis on the Ho.

Even JamieO was not able to sell MAFS to pay for a second wedding…why would the audience want to see these two get married again..it won’t be much different than the first ceremony except no stupid blindfolds…. Are guests expected to bring gifts or to gift cash for this renewal ceremony? I don’t think they will get that many guests coming on NYE to fill up that huge venue…friends who live in Atlanta leave and go visit their families far and wide in their hometowns or travel for the holidays…Atlanta empties out… Sidepart under park ranger hat is thinking…Am I going to still want to be married in 7 months to Clara and be out of thousands of dollars in deposits for an ill conceived party? Has a small church vow renewal In the evening in formal wear, a NYE catered dinner for 30 people and fireworks at midnight, put the Chuckle Brothers,Jake and Erik in charge of buying and blowing up the fireworks.

The renewal ceremony is their MAFS storyline…. Clarabelle can’t afford and Ryan is increasingly resistant to pay big bucks for the venue…so are they hoping MAFS will pony up and pay for it if it is filmed? Clara can wear her old wedding dress with alterations to the hem and with proper shoes. Just move Ry’s exercise equipment out of the way and have their pre divorce party in their backyard or ask Jake to host their party….they can pay for new sand since the beach is filled with corgi dog poos. Why have a party at a venue space that costs $8,000 to rent and then have cheapo food and booze? Tacky, tacky, tacky. If both his parents are ministers why not have a church ceremony? Have punch and cake in the fellowship hall. If Clara was smart she would go full religion in the renewing of their vows if she wants to stay married to Ryan. Then throw a reception at their house and spend $8000on booze, food and another trip.

Theresa had a food ration as one of her ten items so perhaps that was the food for her days digging… Glad to see foraging… Nate and his Bolete mushrooms…nice side dish with his trout…. Michelle harvested the bunch of wild onions and picked rose hips….her shelter is twice as big as Nate’s who is twice the size of Michelle.

Randy Champagne’s ferro rod rolled into a fire and burned up, another was lost to the tide when Joe Robinet on Day 3 set it on a log at the beach without a bright piece of paracord tied on it to make it standout among the pebbles Colter made the calculated risk to have an additional tarp to make his boat in need of an outrigger instead of a fire starter. His mom, a super fan begged him to take a ferro rod but her boy is stubborn. Maybe Colter could have started a fire in case his boat sank he managed to swim to the shore wet and freezing cold… but it was all or nothing with him…. Theresa, the Stone Age expert is using the show to put a spotlight on her life’s work. She is the anthesis to Rose. Michelle, who had the bear swimming at her is a primitive expert and teacher. Thin and petite. Jordon is a carpenter by trade caught 2 miles from his camp as the waves crashed against the shore needs to build a pier to improve his fishing prospects. Nate caught a nice fish with his trotline….he was looking wane…. Nate has a wife and 5 kids waiting at home for him to win and other than Biko, whose gf is expecting twins and is a man who seems to thrive on attention may be affected the most by the loneliness and time away from them.

6/17 Hall of Fame (Shame)-JamieO hosts clip show from past 12 seasons for no good reason other than to trick your DVR 6/23 Look Back Special- another clip show that will struggle to find 25 memorable anything from the sh*t show that was Season 12 Atlanta Planning to paint a big square on my wall and watch it dry for 2 hours in lieu of watching either of these shows….

Am sick of and done with Season 12. Good riddance, Atlanta. Send in the new victims cast members. Betcha it is the Viet couple who know each other....thinking some the guests at their wedding also know/recognize each other.... Across the aisle, sitting on the groom's side knowing people on the bride's side....and laughing..... Love that Bao and Johnny are in Vietnamese wedding clothes, the wedding photo of both sides’ whole families will be awesome if Covid didn’t interfere.

North Woods Law: Wildside Game Wardens of Maine. Think this is a brand new episode and not just a remix. Started 6/9 and I just happened upon it scrolling through..... Update: This is a clip show. I recognize the segments with non communicative elderly guy, Bruce found in the brook and the deaf guy sitting in a truck who may/not be night hunting.... Sorry false alarm....