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Michaela’s argument: Zach’s peen isn’t sick with Covid…why can’t we both mask up and still enjoy honeyquarantining…it is just a matter of time I come up positive since we smashed multiple times since the wedding. But it was decided that Michaela be flown back to Houston along with her raging libido.

Unfiltered: Bao, Rachel, Brett and JamieO JOtis outgrew her beige jacket and got a raspberry cardigan that fit her beefy arms better. Ai yi yi her fugly ill fitting shoes…..your post pregnancy feet won’t fit into those slides, Cinderella… Brett’s breasts needed their own chair…her gals remind me of a line from Jerry Maguire…paraphrased… Brett’s breast each weighs 8 pounds. Is it me or does anyone else think Unfiltered is more interesting than the episodes? Despite JamieO…Getting the see the cast being themselves, laughing at each other. Season 13’s cast aren’t parroting what production tells them to say about each canned clip but actually are articulate and funny. Season 12’s Unfiltereds were unwatchable for repetitive content and unlikable cast, except for a few. Why was Brett matched with Ryan? Brett, herself is confused…they have nothing to build a marriage on…so declaring Brett/Ryan as this season’s mismatched socks… I fear for Rachel because she is the last person in the room to think Jose’ won’t be happy until he is picking out her outfits, isolating her from her friends and family in Pearland, controlling menus and demanding she face can labels in the pantry all one way and leveling hand towels. Meanwhile, Rachel takes secret swimming lessons at the community center…(shout out if you don’t get the reference). Bao you are like an onion...of insecurities...An Outback Awesome Blossom Deep Fried Insecurities... I was hoping you came out of your impoverished childhood with few traumas but as you reveal to Johnny your foibles because you want to trust him, he's using them as reasons to run.... Bao is Johnny's Snorlax, his own personal Pokemon.

The timeline has unvaccinated Zach getting Covid 19. Scary times. One of his parents is a physician, so betcha they are overly concerned their baby is being taken care of by a teevee production intern. Michaela’s “poor, poor pitiful me” act while Zach is ill is poor optics. Then she upped it a notched in selfishness and whined how she won't get to show off her suitcase full of bikinis on the beach... Putting her on a plane back to Houston while she is still testing negative means she can quarantine in her own home and if she tests positive her sisters can take care of her….production wants to release her back to her sisters and passing her off like she’s a hot potato…. Not the most ethical solution to punt Michaela back to Houston…. Bao must think she is on MAFS Unmatchables: ”This one time at band camp leadership camp for fear of letting others hear me snore, I didn’t sleep the whole week.” Johnny calling her out on snoring is totally production shenannies…Bao related that story in her pre production interviews and they spoon fed Johnny to make her snoring a bigger deal.

Jose said he wanted 2 joint accounts, he would take money from both as needed, which sounds to me that he wants to see/control every fu*king penny coming into the household. What Rachel wants is to keep her paycheck in her private account and she will contribute a set amount into a joint account that Jose and she can use to make investments, pay mortgages, bills, buy food. She wants financial control over what she earns, keeping that account private so she can spend it how she wants and not having to run purchases by Jose…. For Jose it is about having control because he knows best…he’s bought and paid for 2 houses blah Blah blah Rachel should want him to build their wealth…so why isn’t she willing to hand over her paycheck to him? For Rachel losing control of money means losing her sense of self. Why shouldn’t she have money not accountable to Jose, she earned it… Money and what it represents will be a big part of why the marriage won’t last….

They need to tell their field producer no….no idiotic stunts. Bao and Johnny are both people pleasers….they need to put their collective foot down.

Rachel/Jose= Rose’ Myrla/Gil=MyGil…just like their namesakes, this will be no pairing Johnny/Bao= Jbao Zachary/Michaela=ZMac Brett/Ryan= Bryan All works in progress…

https://www.instagram.com/p/CSrgyPulnkS/ All kinds of wrong by the show runner, field director and MAFS production....they have some explaining to do tonight... Why wasn't Zach grounded in Houston? And Michaela? He and Michaela couldn't get any closer exchanging body fluids and breathing all over each other all night just hours before his symptoms bloomed. He knew a friend he was in contact with was positive so he was tested...Why wasn't Michaela tested? Why did they fly to Florida? See them in the tease arriving at night... Contact tracing doesn't apply to basic cable teevee shows? The 2 could have been flown out when Zach and Michaela got their negative results...but nooo...

https://screenrant.com/married-first-sight-johnny-bao-relationship-might-fail/ This bums me out. Anyone else want to join me in a "too generous" pour of wine to help them feel less pitiable about this?

How was this group of over average sized Americans satisfied with such dainty dinner portions? Guess they drank so much booze from morning until 8at night they were full by the time dinner came along....

Johnny and Zachary are neck and neck in the competition for the most emo The welling of their puppy dog eyes with big fat hot tears...the snotty noses... the plaintive cries of emotional anguish... You want to reach through the screen to give them a hug

Jose opening his bearded maw extra wide to clean his pie hole with thrusting and pulling motions while aerosoling the bathroom with micro droplets of mouth and teeth bacteria was enough to send me screaming from the room...the wet flying spatter...the asking to brush Rachel's teeth with same toothbrush was just too much....

Sent my dignity packing so I can enjoy watching these two shows filled with horrible people....

No deets we’re given other than there was an article that made the allegation that Mr. Clark died at the hands of a drunk driver. I found his official obit and the local newspaper article reporting his death upon impact when a drunk driver struck his van. Have to go with the newspaper report and not the one that didn’t cite the source of the beating allegation. Again apologies for the erroneous earlier information.

The texts in question were 4 years old. What hasn't been revealed is the time frame which Bao had and broke 3 engagements.

Urban dictionary defines a Potato as... Person Over Thirty Acting Twenty one Online Sissy may be describing what she considers a potato but no, not a known colorful Texan term ... Perhaps she meant to say Ryan usually dated women who were all style but no substance. Last I looked potatoes weren't beautiful but as we all know...beauty is in the (potato) eye of the beholder.

Rachel's Dad, Leonel walked her down the aisle to Jose. Her parents divorced when Rachel was a kid, which she blames for her messed relationship track record.

There was no timeline given but Bao was also getting and breaking 3 engagements. Bao may not be a player but she got 3 guys to propose to her…just saying…

The texts about them going to a museum together were 4 years old when they ran into each other at a party.

What the heck is wrong with Johnny and Ryan...look at the sexy bodies and playfulness of Bao and Brett. Myrla is trying...🙄

Mr. Clark was deceased in 2013. He was killed upon impact when a drunk driver collided with is Astro van. The other information may be from a victim with a similar name. Apologies for the wrong information.

The devil is in the details... Michaela's father was beaten to death by a drunk driver...

Yes, the show runner must have decided we need a stutter step review of what we saw in the previously aired episode...then at the waning moments of an episode we get a tease of new content. It is a Two step Forward, One Step Back editing.... Not a full Groundhog Day but you definitely get Deja Vu....

Johnny graduated with a degree in Advertising….so walks and quacks like a duck…then a duck.

Let's cheers to that....to quote our friend Boston Firefighter Ryan....

Michaela is wearing revenge under her red hot blazer.... Yes, Zachary, this crocheted top (Zach claims to know how to crochet) barely covering my ta tas is what you gave up when you turned into a lying low down dirty dog on me...