If I may humbly add to this righteous rant? Uh, Joe, would you like to be reminded daily that, in fact, the bpdy of a Dead Intern, Lori Klausitus -- yes, it's a meme -- was found in your office? It was right around the same time Gary Condit, a Democrat, was run out of Washington because the police couldn't find the body of his Dead Intern, Chandra Levy. You're a Republican and It's Always OK If You're A Republican (IAOIYAR).
Oh, and, Joe, his and my marriage is none of anyone else's business. Full. stop.