Victor the Crab

BWAH! Larry has shown he has no more fucks to give, as a result of his differentiating between Drumph and Hillary Clinton. And because Mike wins a PTI!

HA! I never knew Katrina Pierson was a reality show villain. It seems to suit her well as a surrogate for Drumph. BWAH! Anyone who was recently familiar with Tony Schwartz's opinion of Drumph knew what a sociopath he really was. Ronny built up the myth of Dumph knowing full well it was going to be cut down into little itsy bitsy pieces, which the Drumph surrogates seem blinded to (on the surface, anyways). Lots of shaved male heads for Daniel Radcliffe's latest movie. the last time he was on TDS was just a couple of days before I attended a TDS taping (shallow alert!).

I live in Canada, so it doesn't apply to me. Sorry.

CC's not going to upend Jessica's work on her upcoming scripted series just because some people are stamping their feet demanding she do a daily topical show. If she wanted to do that, she would have been hosting TDS by now. So, unless they come up with another topical show for someone else to host, we'll probably be seeing Chris Hardwick's show at that slot for quite awhile.

I'm not sure if there was ever an example of a former correspondent/contributor that returned to TDS and carried on once they left the show for good. I don't know if Larry would return in that role again. Besides, he's written and developed sitcoms in the past, so it's not like it's going to be woes him. I expect him to land on his feet again. The one thing I do wonder is, would Larry and TNS have been given the axe if Jon were still hosting TDS?

Well that was a surprise. I didn't really watch much of the show. The times I watched it, they were a bit inconsistent. Sometimes good, and sometimes failed to hit the mark. From the sounds of it, they only gave them a year and a half, from the beginning, to make their mark. Looks like time's up for them.

Are they going to keep doing that Olympic like banter coverage between Jordan and Roy? Because that's already gotten old. Plus, it interferes with Trevor's work.

Chris' mom is a MILF! (There, I said it!)

Agree wholeheartedly with Trevor about the possibility of the election being rigged. Just not the way Drumph claimed it to be. But then, Drumph has his head so far up his own ass and into his lower intestine that he wouldn't be able to tell the difference. So much respect for John Lewis.

...and spooky! O.o

If there's a switch in time slots between Stephen and flabby poor man's version of Graham Norton, then it is evidence that we as a society are goddamn fucked beyond repair!

If there was a theme to last night's episode, it was this: DON'T GET HAPPY! Samantha already stated Drumph can still win it all, despite being the most dangerously unqualified candidate for president, ever! And the two later segments show just how the left can still be its very own worst enemy. (btw, those Bernie or Busters they showed last night are candidates in need of a severe attitude adjustment by way of a vicious leather belt bare ass whipping!) Samantha and crew had better be careful. All these gaps between shows is a good way to make the audience grow impatient with them and turn away.

Ollie was righteously devastating in his attack on Drumph at the end of his main story. That rancid Cheeto has zero empathy for anyone and believes he can say anything he wants without consequence, which has been true up to this point. Will his comments about the Khans be the turning point in this election? I sure hope so. But I can also expect Julian Assange, with the help of Putin, to come out with some more bullshit dump claiming Hillary Clinton and the Democrats were up to no good. Thus allowing the so-called liberal mainstream media, desperate for their precious horserace, to report on the "Crooked Hillary" meme that Drumph has been tweeting up, the public will sour on her, and then we'll all be holding our breaths up to November. I was expecting them to mention Drumph when they were talking about tanning beds. Shame that they didn't.

I've had those when I visited New York in the blazing summer sun. Coconut was my favorite by far.

Given how the mainstream media has downplayed the outrageousness coming out of that dangerous idiot Drumph's mind, all to create a horserace for people to follow for their advertisers, I'd say Jon coming back and taking a baseball bat to their heads is EXACTLY what is needed at this critical point in time.

None. Laura Bush, the previous First Lady, has been accused of vehicular homicide and selling dimebags of marijuana during her college days. But nobody ever went after her, because everyone knew going after the First Lady was verboten! But Michelle Obama advocating children eat healthier, and people on the right lose their shit. Would these covert racists do that if she were white? Fuck no!

Trevor totally slammed it with the differences between Hillary Clinton and Cheeto Drumph, as well as Drumph's blowjob to Russia, as was shown with his bullshit comments about Russia co-ordinating the Wikileaks email dump. Trevor made the differences starkly clear, and voters need to wake the fuck up about what America and the world faces.

Your words to God's Flying Spaghetti Monster's ears!

If it wasn't a set up and Jordan and Hasan really did smash people's actual smartphones and laptops, then I hope TDS properly compensates them. I hope Trevor talks about Drumph's unbelievable comments about Russia hacking into the DNC's email server. What a treasonous thing he said.

Just when I thought Newt Gingrich couldn't be more loathsome, he says shit about how feelings are more important than facts when it comes to governing. If that were me in the journalist's chair, I would have called him and his ilk lying saboteurs right in his puffy face. Or taken a battle axe to it, whichever. I always thought those two songs best described how voter dissatisfaction with President Obama four years best described the former song, while Mitt Romney was the latter song. Of course, now you can replace them with Clinton and Drumph respectively and get the same results.

From what I've heard, he became a vegan shortly after he left TDS. Which makes sense, because the last thing you'd want is to discover the bacon and ham you ate was a sibling of the pig you just saved for your animal rescue farm.

When the video of Rosie O'Donnell narrating Donald Drumph's life story cacked out, I couldn't help but wonder if it was some kind of jinx sent forth by the evil spirits of Drumph. I'd like to think it was just a technical glitch, but who knows?

It's times like this I wish there was someone at the taping who could give us behind the scenes stuff as to what really went on. Last night with Stephen, then Jon, reacting to the news of Roger Ailes' departure from Fox News was a perfect example.

I haven't looked at Race the same way since Harvey Birdman, Attorney At Law.

Epic show tonight. Stephen dismantling Drumph's scary acceptance speech, Elizabeth Warren dismantling scary Drumph, and VINTAGE JON!!! Him taking apart "Lumpy" Hannity and the rest of the Drumph bootlickers on the right was like seeing an old friend that you missed.