Victor the Crab

Trevor's piece on the Orlando mass shooting was brilliant, using many evidences and examples of why some form of gun control - like the ban on AK-15s to the public - is needed. Him not tying his shoelaces as a kid was funny. His example of tighter airline security as a result of 9/11 was a good one. And the terrorist leader telling his minions about how easy it is to purchase guns to carry out their plans was chilling. Trevor wasn't full on rage, the way Samantha was on FF earlier, but he didn't need to be. Using decisive examples in a cool, calm manner works just as effective.

I'll be interested in seeing how Samantha deals with the tragic shootings in Orlando in tonight's show. She has such a manic and slightly insane delivery that serves her well on FF. Can she do somber and reflective? EDIT: Hmmm. I guess the answer is no. And good for her, that was an epic tirade against the gun lobby and the people who love guns!

Given the circumstances surrounding the tragic events in Orlando, I'm not the slightest bit upset that they went this way. When Janice from Accounting starts giving a fuck and changes her attitude, HOO-BOY that's saying a lot!

LWT rightfully paid tribute to Muhammad Ali in the previous episode. Here's hoping they do the same to hockey legend Gordie Howe, who passed away Friday morning.

I miss Jon. :..( Loved the graphic of Joe Scarborough, Brian Williams, and Chuck Todd with the banner "MSNBC. In lieu of everything else". Perfectly describes those three chucklefucks. Gary Johnson looks like a fun guy to hang out with. But I would never, in a billion years, vote for him as local dogcatcher, much less U.S. president.

I too loved Michelle's take on all this bullshit surrounding Hillary Clinton. Why the fuck do people think that a main criteria for becoming U.S. president is that you could have a beer with that person? And even if that were a batshit reality, why would anyone try and gravitate towards Drumph? He'd be the type of deadbeat who would manage to stick the tab onto you. When all is said and done, Clinton is more qualified for president than Fuckface Von Clownstick (Drumph) or Oldington McAsswipe (Sanders).

Except Sanders had lost the plot a while ago and is now just running on his ego and his and his extreme supporters desire to destroy Clinton and the Democratic party. What does it say about him that he's running a campaign he can't win while Ted Cruz, a thingy who believes he was pre ordained to become president, bowed out after reading the writing on the wall?

Because, BOTH SIDES DO IT, DUUUUUH!!!!! Listen to what Douchenozzle McWeaselface Chuck Todd says, he am sooo smart!

Pretty cynical way of him doing that, if true. But I'd imagine Sanders would sleep really well knowing he made his point if Drumph becomes president due to his shenanigans. Asshole.

I feel bad for ya East Coast viewers of FFwSB. We in Canada got the new episode last night. Of course Samantha is Canadian, soooo... Loved how Samantha picked apart Bernie Sanders, his campaign manager, and those extreme assholes that support him. I used to have a lot of respect for Sanders and what he stood for. But lately, he's been acting delusional about his chances and doesn't seem too concerned about the behavior of his rabid followers, unless pressed by it. I think this over the top adulation he's been getting has been going straight to his head, and now he seems content to harm the Democratic party at a time when the Republicans, who looked like they were going to self destruct over Donald Drumph, are starting to rally around him. Fuck you Bernie! That film from Frank Schaeffer looks loads of creepy. Who the fuck puts a crying baby in a cage? Hard to believe Christian fundamentalist really didn't care about abortion once upon a time ago. The best thing about that vaping story was Alanna. I hope we get to see more of her. As for those vapers, total douchebags.

I couldn't help but notice the fundraiser Drumph and Christie held last week was in Lawrenceville, New Jersey. Isn't that Jon's hometown? Was that done directly on purpose?

I'd do that to Kadyrov just to tell him "Found your cat. Tastes like chicken. XD"

Eliza was spot on in her portrayal of Bernie Sanders' extreme supporters as childish, nihilists that have done damage to his campaign and his reputation. Sanders should be wise to end his campaign now, seeing as not only is the math not even close to being in his favor, but the longer he drags it out, the greater chance he causes damage to himself and to the Democratic party. Especially now that the Republicans are starting to rally around Trump as its nominee. Trevor's opinion on trans people using whatever bathroom they choose was good. It was also strange to see how they shot it, what with different angles at all. It's like they're trying something new at TDS.

Someone should ask them if they want some cheese and crackers to go with their whine. They still can't get over the fact that their guy, Stephen Harper, lost the federal election to someone they consider inferior in every aspect. If Harper and the Tories were still in power, no way most, if any, of those refugees would be welcomed into the country.

Couldn't have been more proud to be a Canadian than watching the group Hasan was talking to about Syrian refugees being welcomed into our country. Looking forward to his interview with Prime Minister Trudeau. But no boxing match. The last time someone tried to challenge Justin in the ring, they got their ass handed to them.

I loved how Samantha compared the presidential candidates to the characters from Back To The Future. Especially Bernie Sanders being compared to Christopher Lloyd's Doc Brown. Thank God it's on Comedy Network here in Canada.

Ollie did try to make that point later on in his piece. But I imagine that if someone did try to do that for their own selfish purposes, he would smack them down like a fly.

The sooner, the better.

Remember how Jon badly wanted Donald Drumph to run for president just for the jokes he would provide? And how Jon felt some regrets about leaving TDS when Drumph finally did throw his hat into the ring? You have to wonder if he has massive regrets now that Drumph has become the Republican nominee?

I wonder if they told Susan Sarandon what their actual plan on covering Bernie Sanders was. She seems to get all butthurt defensive whenever someone says anything critical of him. As far as Sanders is concerned, he's going to badly ruin his reputation among the people he's so desperately trying to reach out to if he continues this crusade of his all the way to the convention. Selfies. Geezus! Self absorption at its worst.

I can name three members of the men's U.S. team that the bearded douche could not. There's Michael Bradley and Jozy Altidore, who both play for my team Toronto FC of Major League Soccer who make their season home opener this Saturday which I plan on attending. There's also Seattle Sounders' striker Clint Dempsey-is-a-douchebag whom none of us like. Your move, asshole. And while we're on soccer, kudos to Nikolaj Coster-Waldau for bringing up Leicester City's unbelievable clinching of the English Premier League championship, like I was hoping would happen on Monday.

Recreational Marijuana Legalization In California Set For Vote How soon will we see Bill campaign hard for this?

Couldn't happen to a more deserving blob than Ted Cruz. This is a guy who proudly tells millions that he spanks his two little girls. Is it no surprise that neither of them have been seen in public with smiles on their faces?

Don't hold your breath. Sanders seems determined to take it all the way to Philadelphia this summer.

I know a lot of people here hate soccer, but I'm hoping Trevor brings up Leicester City clinching the Premiership League title tonight. It's one of the most amazing sports stories in recent memory.