Brandi Maxxxx

It fits with how he's been doing A Late Show instead of THE Late Show.

Disappointed that Stephen didn't comment on Mandy Patinkin's use of the word "inconceivable".

Two callbacks I wish they'd made: Rosa went to medical school for 3 years (White Whale, season 5). I think we now know why she dropped out. Terry's wife also went into labor at the 99 (Ava, season 3). I wanted Holt to say something like "Will you people stop having your babies in my precinct?" (Also, if they could find a reason to bring Frederick back...)

Are you doubting that Norm Scully would keep a mattress next to his desk? They probably could have tricked Teddy into losing the contest by saying Amy wanted him back. That's probably too cruel for Amy but I'm surprised Rosa didn't try it.

Well if you remember Holt's mentorship of Amy...

Holt quoted William Wonka's "You get nothing! You lose! Good day, sir!" in season 4's Halloween episode.

Are you unfamiliar with private eye Gene Parmesan? Then again, he is a master of disguise...

I don't know how it happened but I've actually been enjoying the current season of Modern Family.

That's why he got the part in The Lion King.

At the very least, I don't find it less funny than Veep.

My guess is that Jason Mantzoukas and Marc Evan Jackson have some kind of yin-yang relationship. Put only one of them in your show and it screws up the balance of the universe. Pimento is the price we have to pay in order to keep Kevin.

We've only had Debbie for a single episode, but if anything happened to her, I would kill everyone in this thread and then myself.

Emasculating in the most awesome possible way though.

I'm not convinced The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel and Fleabag are shows that actually exist. I think the Emmys just made them up to see if anyone would notice.

Are we still talking about the Muppet version?

Is Amy going undercover again or are we finally getting that trip to the water park?

My first thought was Santa Claus: The Early Years. (Hallmark strikes again)

From Tuesday's monologue: "We finally have solid evidence of the crime that Trump and his chief of staff have already confessed to committing on camera."

I was curious so I looked and found this photo of young Bernie and his first pet.

Wait... He's named House because it's a synonym for "home", which sounds like Holmes? I feel like a snail watching a tortoise zoom ahead of it. I figured out Wilson = Watson on my own though... that's something... Of course! They were all mimes who were held prisoner in invisible boxes! Sorry for the bad joke. Needed to cheer myself up after feeling so dumb.

I don't think I ever realized (or at least gave it much notice) that the Swedish Chef from the Muppets has visible human hands - i.e. the performer's bare hands. Additional trivia: Apparently the performer once forgot to take his wedding ring off. They decided Chef must have gotten married and so now he always wears it.

I now want to hear Jon do a full rendition of "All Star".

I half-expected them to play that LazyTown "Cooking by the Book" song that was a meme about 1000 internet-years ago. In the same vein, Rick Scott's "I'm new" made me think of this:

There's a popular theory that the characters from SpongeBob SquarePants are mutants because they live in a place called Bikini Bottom.

I liked seasons 1-2, when the show was at least entertaining enough to overlook the smugness. Seasons 3-4 were mediocre and 5-6 were so bad they made me question how I ever could have liked it.