Brandi Maxxxx

And now we know why Oscar has to live in a trash can.

It's like a scene in a movie where the villain tells the hero about their evil plan.

Well, Gollum is an animated anthropomorphic being. He'd fit the definition of "golem" if only they'd used Claymation instead. Though to be fair, the folklore pre-dates the advent of motion capture CGI technology so it probably wasn't taken into consideration.

You're expecting more sense from someone who confessed to treason on camera?

I don't think we need to see them handling animal waste any more than we need to see them handling their own waste.

I don't give a damn about the various love stories. They are corny and often problematic, but so what? The movie is funny as hell.

And because you know he's not going to get away with it so it's fun to watch him try.

Community started as a show about a group of lost souls trying to turn their lives around and forming an unlikely surrogate family. By season 3 they had turned into a clique of narcissistic bullies who ruined the lives of everyone they came into contact with. The wacky teacher character became criminally insane but no one really did anything about it in the long-term.

Makes me think of the Orichalcos stones in Yu-Gi-Oh!: The Abridged Series: "I turned it into a cute necklace to remember you, my love." "You know that thing takes people's souls and I found it on a dead guy, right?" "Embracing the magic of the Orichalcos had revealed humanity's true nature and ravaged the person I loved. So I did what any reasonable person would do: I embraced the magic of the Orichalcos." "Well, that checks out." "So let me get this straight: you lived in a nice place, some rocks fell from the sky, the place wasn't so nice anymore, so now you're using those rocks to kill everybody?"

"Well we just spent 3 seasons dragging out this 'will they, won't they' plotline that could have been done in 1. Now that they're finally together... let's make the guy start acting like a total dick for no reason and give the girl a boring new love interest. Then as soon as they get together, make sure the new guy stops being relevant. Keep giving him lines in the script but never let them make it into the final cut."

It's almost as if John expects his audience to be capable of exercising their own judgement when making decisions.

"It's digit-snogging satisfactory." Trump is basically Vincent Adultman from BoJack Horseman. ("I went to stock market today. I did a business.")

You're in on it too, aren't you?

Come on, people. It's easy: Lithgow is Lord Farquaad, Cleese is King Harold. (Accidental alliteration)

I didn't see the point of making up terrible things for Trump supporters to accept. It's horrifying that they support him now, any hypothetical is redundant.

As expected, Hillary Clinton is a much better guest when she's not running for office.

I hope that for the "write a diary entry as a slave or slave owner" assignment, you could just turn in a blank page and say "I'm a slave. They never taught me to read or write."

She still made more sense than anyone else they showed. And Magikarp evolves into Kevin Spacey? I knew DLC would ruin the franchise. Now let's get on with our miserable lives.

He said that the current President is a corrupt, incompetent fascist... and this is what he plans to do about it:

To rub it in Trump's face, of course. Would it be legal for Stephen to leave his copy of the book in a public place accompanied by a sign saying "DO NOT READ THIS BOOK"?

Isn't there already enough suffering going on right now?

Ya see, they were trying to order 69 dolls and they got... 69 dolls. (Worth it.)

"Forever stamps are a lie, because the Earth will eventually be swallowed by the sun." - Jake Peralta

I really wanted them to use that SpongeBob clip and then they did.

Better late than never, I guess.