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Making Luna Finn's daughter actually ties in why Steffy stuck her nose into Luna's storyline and got stuck in a cage. It won't be a one off and Steffy could actually obsess over the fact that Luna is Finn's daughter and Hayes' sister rather than her +60 parents are playing hide the salami. Something new and different.

So Girl Reporter has decided to retire from being Girl Reporter and decided that she will become Girl Assistant and went to Deception where she proceeded to insult one of the executive, inform another executive that she zero interest in cosmetics and that she had previously had zero interest in fashion but was barely competent when she worked on Crimson. Then when she finds out that she will Girl Assistant to BLQ, she insists that she could do the job even though she and BLQ has several public physical fights that Chase ended breaking up and arresting people. Lulu does not like BLQ and is not letting go of that. 99% sure that in this new job Lulu is going to find out that Tracy and Sonny share a grandchild together. Drew continues to make things worse for everyone and we don't know where the kids are. It sounds like Carly has custody of Avery if she is living there with Carly and Donna. Cody always a dummy. He is actually leaving a paper trail of his illegal gambling with Selina by giving her a check. I think that Jordan was interviewing Martin for the job of acting DA. Wouldn't that be a case of nepotism. Ric would be a better and more fun DA. Sidwell just going around town eating at Bobbie, buying crappy art at Ava's gallery. You would think the WSB and local law enforcement would have found out he is the newest in PC. Strange how in a town of only 30 people or so, Sidwell has managed to avoid running into all the people who know what he did the last time he was in Port Charles which was after he kidnapped a bunch of PC citizens in Africa.

That one is actually easy. Lois could have said she was on tour with one of her clients and she could have taken BLQ out of town before she started showing. Since BLQ had decided that she was giving up the baby, Lois made sure that no one in their family or the Falconeris found out her daughter was having a baby. Convenient cousin comes from Italy with baby Gio after Lois arranges to adoption and sends BLQ to Port Charles to attend PCU as freshman who meets Lucas and the rest of the college kids.

Time to do some soap math again. Dante was conceived when Sonny was in his late teens/early 20s. Sonny came to Port Charles in his 20s/early 30s. Lois and Lily were pregnant at the same, so the only child that was close in age with BLQ would have been Sonny's & Lily's child or Michael who was born a couple of years later. Dante is way older than them, My favorite characters are involved in this silly custody battle. Sonny and Carly's past is coming back to haunt them. Jason went against Sonny and Carly in favor of Monica (with a good chunk of guilt from Tracy). Tracy is taking a stand for Monica but she brings the same smug entitlement that she did when she stole Deception from Lucy. At least BLQ didn't lie to Dr Navarro. As much as I cannot stand Drew, he is still Scout's dad and Alexis has no leg to stand on in going after Drew for custody.

In a show where characters are doing bad things over selfish and dumb things, Drew manages to do the baddest and most selfish dumb things than everyone else. Drew has been egging on Willow and escalating things badly for everyone before they could actually talk and have conversations where compromise would be be worked out for the kids. Also as he was talking to a bewildered Alexis, he was straight up lying right? Sure Ned and Tracy don't want Drew anywhere near the family and ELQ, no one else including Monica had kicked out Drew nor especially Scout. Drew is using Scout as an excuse that the mean Qs are picking on Drew and that Willow can step into Sam's shoes to be Scout's parent. In happier news, Lucky and Liz are still on the case and just happening to go on a date in the middle of their investigation. Loving it 1000%. Shut up Cody. Your idea was always dumb. I just want somebody to tell him that his cousin has a bun in the oven.

You would think. Meanwhile someone tried to kill Michael while his family were arguing in the hallway while his doctors looked on awkwardly. Are going to tell anyone in the family? Or the cops especially since Michael was injured when someone tried to blow up Sonny's ugly penthouse.

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She is a senior in college and I can understand trying to recruit her straight out of college and then having her spend the next year or so in training for the WSB. Joss would be a different recruit that someone like Lucky who have previous experience in law enforcement/working with the WSB or Jason who is someone Jack has tried to recruit for his unique skills set. I am just thinking Joss would be recruited the way the character Sydney was on tv show Alias. Pretty girl out of college goes to work for a murky governmental agency and gets to wear a bunch of cool outfits as she does spy stuff.

Yawn. My reaction to Taylor since she first showed up and using her position as Caroline's oncologist to engineer a relationship with widower Ridge. She has not changed one bit over the years.

He needs Taylor to get the lease/buy the house so he doesn't have to spend his own money. Afterwards when he leaves her again, she won't be homeless. Well since Shauna showed up around the time after the baby switch was done, Taylor was conveniently overseas so didn't have to explain why buying a baby from a complete stranger for her daughter was a BAD IDEA.

I said it weeks ago that I think Jack wants to recruit Joss to the WSB and right now is going to observe how Joss will investigate Dex's murder. Sure she is acting like Girl Detective but she was also the one along with Trina who were able to figure out that Esme bought the burner phone from the bartender and framed Trina for the video. So this would not be the first time that she plays detective.

Well that is obviously going to be Kristina who wins the gold medal for this. Drew wants to help the family with what Michael is going through? Send flowers and a donation in Michael's name for the burn unit of your choice. Your presence is making people who want nothing to do with you have to deal with you because you don't see how tacky you are being. Willow should be there as Michael is their children's father but she should have also walked away once Joss snapped at her. Instead she wants Joss to understand what Willow is going through with her weird hero worship and bedding of Drew. It doesn't matter if Joss had also cheated. Michael is physically suffering and in the back of Joss' mind is that he might die just like Morgan did. She just doesn't have the bandwidth to sympathize with Willow who has not been acting like she gives a damn about Michael for these past few weeks. Where is the rest of Michael's family? Dante, the Qs?

Michael's face is still pretty visible and I don't think there were any 3rd degree burns that would explain a new Michael's face if CD doesn't return to GH. If a nu-Michael shows up, everyone will recognize him as Michael. The show should go see what Drew Garrett is doing because I loved his version of Michael. If Ava was in Nina's shoes, she would have sent the reporters to Drew's hotel in DC. Still remember when Ava in a fit of jealousy trying to blow up Kiki's sexual harassment suit. I know Carly found out to the restaurant worker talking about the fire and Jack tracked down Joss but that was so silly. This is not 1875* as Sonny/Jason could have called them on their cellphone *The phone was invented in 1876

Steffy knows as Ridge told her to her face that Taylor was a Safety Net. Unless she too stupid to realize what that means. Then again, she was fine being Liam's Safety Net when Hope wouldn't be with Liam.

Okay a couple of things. Ridge thinks that it is all Hope's fault that Thomas is a violent, stalking psycho. So little 9 year old Hope used her evil hypnotic powers to force that sweet Thomas to setting on fire Rick's house and trying to blow up his car. Got it. Even when they sorased Hope, Thomas was always older/more experienced than her. Fuck off Ridge. On to Steffy. I am sure her business strategy involving Daphne is going to be studied in business schools for the next century or so. She didn't need to use any attorneys or show off any of business acumen that she has learned since she started in the mailroom. No, she is reinventing the oldest profession in the world by having her "friend" to seduce Carter for financial gain. Lets look at the record, Steffy has stuck her nose in Hope's romantic life for shits and giggles with almost all of Hope's significant others (except for Wyatt but that was only because Hope was living in Europe). But not surprised that Steffy came up with this Daphne story. She also had the bright idea of encouraging her psycho brother Thomas to go after Hope in order to keep Liam and Hope apart way back at the beginning. Steffy thinks that she is like her evil grandmother Stephanie who for all her slut shaming over the past decades had multiple schemes were she tried introducing complete strangers to "romance" someone and having that blow up in her face. You know like when she facilitated Brook getting raped. So Steffy, double Fuck Off to you.