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- Michelle Duggar, 2015

http:// www.freejinger.org/forums/viewtopic.php?f=87&t=26330&start=80 Our friends at free jinger found out who gave birth to grandma mary. A college grad with a job! In the 1930s!

No, GEML, it's in the iced tea! You know they don't drink water in the south! I can't help but wonder why the Duggars thought this would never get out... isn't there something in the bible about how things done in the dark tend to come out into the light?

Awh, Jellybeans... I'm so sad for you. *hugs* And you too wanderwoman! But luckily, I'm sure you two will both heal with time.

You all have such good advice! I bet I'll be a baby makin', public humpin', bible thumpin' Dill Pickle Duggar in no time! Just let me get some flip flops. (Or, feet thong, if you're kinky)

Maybe you'll recognize her by the serial number. 001JSLAV34J1MB00B

Aaaaaaaaaaaand, i have to be inpregnanated the same day i give my husband my.... hmmm, 19th kiss? (I haven't been keeping it very sweet) Momma, imma land me a chad! Jim Bob please stay away.

That reminds me, i have to find a husband.

Who would have thought the bateses had more gray matter in their skulls than Huckabee, Palin, and the Seewalds combined?

I think i should wear the leggings, because you never know when a gust of wind might try and defraud all of the God fearing men in the room. I'm confused, do i wear the blouse, smock and prairie dress at the same time?

Should i purpose to match my leggings with my prairie dresses? I'm a dirty heathen from new york, so you'll have to forgive me. do you think Mechelle will be upset if i make some cake milkshakes to go with the dill pickles :)?

I know the my five wives crew took to YouTube when theor show got the can, maybe the Duggars will risk being defrauded by a woman doing yoga in the suggested videos and make a channel.

Should i pack my prairie dress and at home perm kit, or will those things be provided?

I do like Jessa's mean girl vibe, it's a nice change from keeping it sweet, i can't stand overly nice people, especially if they seem to be trying too hard/faking it. And i don't think she's "mean" like the family hints at either. She's probably mean by compassion to her kool-aid chugging sisters. She seems more no nonsense to me, like a business woman. Then again, maybe she is a bitch, i don't know her welll enough to judge.

You know they are though. But i think they'll probably end up with like 7 or 8 instead of 19, i doubt they're as fertile as Momma Mechelle is.

Taking care of the children silly. Along with Jana and Joy. She cant be slackin' just because there's a scandal that has the ability to rip the family apart.

I like to think Jessa hangs out at the TTH more than Jill because at the end of the day Jinger is still her partner in fundie crime.

Okay but this isn't about what the Muslims want. This is about the Duggars being hypocrits. And, if the Duggars where muslim, the fall out would be ten times worse.

We can ask majorie for help in the rythem department, and get erin to play piano... and David can lead us out! We'll have a grand time, without heathen dancing!

It's okay because she had her smock on. And her floor length jeans skirt.

https://youtu.be/kUmP9oF_S9k Thought this episode of kid farm was oddly appropriate

Home is where the tator tot cassarole is.

To get some actual trainin', and a license.

I read the title of the thread as "19 Parodies and Counting: The Poofy Thread" and i thought we'd be talking solely about Mechelles hair.

But aren't those kids already saved by the power of fundie? I think the Duggars realized that you can find a mate in college.