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This. Ken was the best part of this show. He's smart, funny and better than all four of the judges together. I'd be fine with him being the one and only judge. From now until the end of time. Patches ... I hope I never see or hear of you again. The same with the simulated-sex-on-stage old people. I don't need or want to see that ever again either. They really quickly went through who stayed and who left last night. Usually that drags out longer with DRAH-matic pauses. So thanks show for moving that along. I did like the high-heel dance group though. Those guys are hilarious and pretty sexy, and could easily be in a drag show.

Thanks. I had made a note of that too. I was WTH, just give the answer in the clue whydoncha.

I'll have to watch ElectricBoogaloo's links again since I barely remember seeing some of these routines. I guess that's my critique of them: Forgettable. I did like Alisa & Joseph, maybe my favorite of the night. I also stopped to watch marInspired and decided I liked them too ... kinda sorta. It was almost like a comedy, then serious routine, I couldn't decide which. I could tell they were trained, but it's sort of like they were making fun of being trained. Then it got serious. Still, it wasn't two guy pretending to be dancers and making a joke like one would see on AGT. So they got a plus one for that. I didn't like Quad Squad and I did not like The Gentlemen. Sorry kids. (Not really.) Was Dragon House part of THE Dragon House? Because if so, they weren't very good. I remember Dragon House guys being top notch. Luka and Jenalyn were interesting, but LOL at Ne-Yo telling Luka to stop with the ugly faces. Speaking of ugly faces, WTH Cubcakes. I don't remember your routine but I do remember the mugging and OTT everything. Just no to you.

I love you for this post leighdear. It's exactly why I am here, because of you guys!

Toothbrush, you would have been correct. The Bachelor uses first names only, and if there are two contestants with the same name, they are Ashley I. and Ashley Y. In fact, Ashley I kept appearing on subsequent shows and is now commonly known as Ashley I, even when she's the only Ashley. Ari was so popular as a Bachelorette contestant, he was brought back last season as The Bachelor. (And I was tempted to apply!) I'll take that bet. Dogs will go up steps, not down. Go back to our original discussion about the subject in this thread and read my posts about it there. I'm not getting into it again. Bottom line is, I work with dogs professionally, have for decades and still do. I know a bit more about dog behavior than jackass dickweek Ryan. I hope someone with compassion carried the puppy down those steps. Because if not, there is a little rotting dog carcass up there. Bones by now. But some people don't give a care about dogs or any animals, just themselves. Yes. You would have gotten the $ with "Who is that Ari guy." It's the perfect (and correct) answer! 100 percent disagree with this. Make that 1,000 percent disagree. For so many reasons. I listen to WGN Chicago radio. Early this morning I went out to do some morning chores and when I came back in, an interview with Vincent, who lives just west of Chicago, was just finishing up. It was about him being invited back to Jeopardy after his Carl Sagan FJ. The show host got in some jabs about Carl Sagan and Vincent's four-letter-word fame before Vincent signed off. I need to see if I can find that on this morning's podcast to see what Vincent had to say.

It could be that The Bach hair/makeup team did her hair as an improvement on how she usually looks. Consider that!

I about fell off my chair at the TS of Arie Luyendyk (Junior, IB60!) since I spend Monday nights in the PTV Bachelor/Bachelorette thread where we have a blast live posting as the episode airs. It's the most fun. In my defense, I've never seen nor will I ever see an episode of Real Housewives, although I knew that answer was Beverly Hills. Because pop culture. It's surreal that these players knew Real Housewives but not The Bachelor. Go figure. The Bay of Pigs was a DD. Really? Maybe the clue writers figured it was Before Their Time. Trebek doing presidential accents made me want to reach through my tv screen and choke him silent. Speaking of Trebek's impressions, his Hannibal Lector, complete with the lip/tongue sexual innuendo for what Lector wanted to do to Jodie Foster's private parts, was gross beyond words. I wish I had never heard that, but I did. And can't unhear it. Why did the answer "No Name" make Michelle giggle, like it was something funny. WTH. Robin Cook was an easy TS get. Probably because I've read his books. At least Michelle is gone. Now to get rid of that dickweed Ryan.

According to Garrett, she was "crazy" and yelled all the time. More like "screamed" all the time. I guess I would too if I found out the guy I married was a practicing white supremacist. Perhaps she also didn't fit with the fam since Garrett the acorn appears to not have fallen far from the dad tree.

The woman who is on Ryan Seacrest's radio show with him and does pop culture news picks Jason for next Bachelor if he isn't F1. I don't care who the next Bach is since, face it, they all end up being douches anyway. They just need to be snark-tastic since posting here is what makes this show fun.

He's a late front runner because she didn't even know/remember his name until half way through this season. I are obviously not a BIP watcher!

Today's episode is going to suck. I'm rooting for the third player, name yet to be announced.

I hope you got a patent pending on that idea because it sounds like a pretty good show. Better than this one AND The Proposal put together. More likely the guy was forced to be on this piece of dreck and didn't want his name broadcast across the country. This way he is still semi anonymous. In the back of Becca's mind, she was thinking: "Arie knew how to fix brakes. AND the whole car." Or at least I was thinking that.

Oh, no, it was comedy gold later on Kimmel. He showed the clip of Blake talking to his mom, then mom's wild eyes. (Which no one here seemed to notice, what is wrong with us?) Then he said mom reminded him of someone ... who could that be ... and he played the clip again with Rudy Giuliani's face (and his crazy wild eyes) under mom's helmet hair. I about fell off my chair laughing. Kimmel also showed the Bachelor Hug, each and every one. We're not the only ones that notice that signature move.

I am literally still laughing. This took me completely by surprise and completely cracked me up. Best.Sentence.Evah. I'm keeping it to cheer me up and make me laugh tomorrow.

I know! And he looked so healthy and clean cut in that commercial, all smiles, after him being all beat up in Shades.

This made me snort, then LOL. So thanks. I liked that you analyzed the handshakes. I found a website that dissected Becca's kissing style and so far it's been correct about the ones she's sent home and kept. I'm thinking Colton is the next Bachelor so Tia was sent in with a script written by TPTB to get him sent home and thus "pure" to "find love" on his own season. And in return, Tia got a paid ticket to Paradise. No kidding. I won't be watching.

Yes. Ken Jennings wrote a column about that.

More like hurried out of the room before he burst out laughing. Yeah, Tia signed her BIP contract with the devil, that's clear. What would be a hoot is if Colton is in BIP too. Now that would be worth tuning in for. Especially if Colton pays Tia no attention whatsoever. Have fun watching THAT, Becca.

That's a better guess than Jolliet. Oh, please no. I hope not.

I can't imagine having to wash Jason's pillow case every morning after his greasy hair tossed around on it all night. Just a big NO to that. Leo's hair wouldn't have left any residue on the bed sheets. Jason ... that guy could slip right out of bed with all that hair grease packed on. Word. That is just so wrong.

Well, that last rose was a no brainer. She's already announced to her besties that Garrett got her first rose and he's her favorite. They should have had last rose between Colton and Blake The Crazy One. Now we have to listen to Colton cry. Gah. She'd rather have Tia (barf) than a night with Colton. I would have kept Colton and said "See ya, don't wanna be ya Tia." But that's just me. Tia is on BIP? I saw a commercial for that today and didn't recognize anyone.

Thanks Ms Blue Jay. I did recognize Bekah With The Short Hair. I had forgotten all about Sienne and Kendall, and don't remember Caroline at all. LOL! Colton is asking Harrison if he needs to eff Becca during Fantasy Suites. WTH show. Maybe Becca won't even give you the invitation. Because, drah-mah/Tia and all. If he gets a rose, it will be the last one. Any takers for that bet?

Now Tia decides she's still in love with Colton. I say screw you Tia, tough rocks. Maybe Colton doesn't give a fig about you. Now Becca doesn't want to "lose a friend" over a guy? Tia's no friend, Becca, she's a producer plant. She could have told Colton not to apply for this show, or told Becca to keep her grubs off. But no, Tia won't even let Becca have a conversation with her girlfriends, she has to interrupt and ruin that too. What a beyotch. Speaking of the girlfriends, I don't recognize any of them except Tia. Where are the nametags?

Lookin' hot Colton, in that stretched-out see-through t-shirt that's hanging too long on you. NOT. Geezy pete, is Tia such a big deal that she has to be hashed over every week? Everyone has dated someone before. Just stop with the Make Tia Drahmah Happen.

Yeah, it turns out to have been a workplace romance. Blake just happened to be going to school where she worked. I looked up that school shooting. It has lots of links and a Wikipedia page. It was in 2006. Really romantic Blake, take your girlfriend to where your mom and teacher were banging in the closet somewhere, and where a girl was murdered and a guy killed himself after taking a bunch of hostages. That's just so freaking romantic. But it does go with Blake acting like some ... well, not very mentally sound person. And what was his big heartbreak that made him say he'd "never find love again"? I don't remember hearing about that in some big confession. Although that was the perfect Bachelor Audition phrasing to use. I thought the same, and was waiting for Becca to yell out "Pink!" I had never heard of Betty Who either, and was surprised Becca could do a sing along. Colton got the B-handshake too. I guess it's nothing special, so never mind. I wonder if Chris Harrison will get the Handshake on MTA.