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Luke never made her vomit. So there's that, Hannah.

Because Jed is dirt broke so a free cabin can't be turned down, it's a place to live a few days w/o the parents. Free Cabin Jesus still loves Jed, even though he had sex there. Now this show has three Jesus.

At least it's not red. So there's hope he's only partly dead.

LMAO. Jed is telling Hannah the same stuff that Hannah told Luke and she's getting a p*ssed. It's called Karma, bitch.

YES! That's why I'm here. I hope Luke shows up to laugh and point.

Gah, his eyes are even dead when he's singing *cough* his Proposal Song. I can't wait to see the sh*t hit the fan later.

Good observation. We missed the Mesnicks on the balcony, an extended commercial with Neil Lane, lots of shots of the guys getting dressed -- although we got a shirtless Tyler. If Luke were still here we would have gotten some shower Jesus scenes.

Hey, we don't know that yet!

Tyler's face as Hannah hugs him ... hilarious, like he is thinking THANK THE GODS I'M FREE!!!!!!!!! And of course he says all the lines he's rehearsed as an audition for The Bach. Nice job Tyler! You just forgot to bring some Visine to make some fake tears.

Well, Tyler's first. We know what that means ...

The producers probably ask for face blurs so they can get other real jobs in Hollywood and not be associated with this dreck franchise.

Jed was spouting such BS while choosing a ring, it's like he was making up words to his next dog-food jingle or something.

Just a boo boo on her elbow. She held it up for the producer to kiss and make better, and he passed. The NERVE!

Oh no. Is Jed keeping a journal? Say it ain't so!

Looking forward to seeing Hannah fall on her ass. That will be the best part of this season for me. So far anyway.

Long day today, chasing Union Pacific's Big Boy 4014 steam locomotive through Illinois and Iowa. Traffic congestion on the rural two lanes and single-lane dirt roads was worse than Chicago during rush hour. The National Guard was called out in Rochelle, Illinois to combat the gigantic crowds. Still, it was all worth it. Anyway, @biakbiak, your prize is on its way. Still waiting for @Toothbrush to choose the second-place prize, then we'll work down the list of prize winners. I'm so glad everyone had fun. So did I. Everyone's kind words have dimmed the memory of my 0 and 1 weeks. If only my weak brain cells could forget them totally ...

p.s. All players are getting a personalized 11x8.5 full-color Certificate of Achievement to frame and hang on your Award Wall. I'll PM them to everyone over the next day or so. You get a certificate, you get a certificate ... and YOU get a certificate!

This is the quote that is going on MY coffee cup. For all we know, he's got the Bismark, North Dakota to Springfield, Missouri run. The free travel on The B-ette looks fine compared to most flight routes. And nothing against Minneapolis, but it ain't no Scotland.

Final Scores and Winners: Season 35 Final Jeopardy Contest **Note some people did not play asterisks.** Biakbiak — 193-27* HIGH SCORE • HIGH ASTERISK Browncoat — 123-14* Clanstarling — 124-17* Driad — 165-19* SECOND HIGH ASTERISK DXD526 — 86-5* SECOND CONSOLATION PRIZE Fex — 149-14* GenerationX — 130-14* POTLUCK PRIZE GoodQueenJane — 126-13* POTLUCK PRIZE GrannySmith — 107-5* Helpmerhonda — 121-14* POTLUCK PRIZE Ib60 — 107-12* Illdoc — 142-16* j5cochran — 157-17* M.Darcy — 149-15* Opus — 96 Peeayebee — 131-10* SHD — 82 FIRST CONSOLATION PRIZE Toothbrush — 168-14* SECOND HIGH SCORE Trey — 128 Zoey1996 — 121-14* Saber — 92-10* I will PM the winners in this order: Biakbiak, Toothbrush, Driad, SHD, DXD526, GenerationX, GoodQueenJane and Helpmerhonda to choose their prize. For the Potluck Prizes, I put numbers in a cottage cheese tub -- minus the cheese -- and shook them up, then pulled out the numbers, eyes closed. I have six prizes, but was so bummed that more players couldn't get one that I added two more as Potluck winners. Once the six prizes are claimed, I'll purchase two more for the last two potluck winners. I really wanted to send prizes to everyone. And I didn't cheat pulling numbers. (Although it did cross my mind lb60. Heh.)

Ees okay. Windmill Jesus still loves her.

Yeah, falling in love with Peter, Luke and one other guy. Peter's parents are clapping for their son's windmill sex. Now they are laughing and clapping for their son effing FOUR TIMES in a windmill on national tv. I would be so NOT HAPPY if this guy were my son. Or that woman my daughter. This is too sick for me. Guess I'm heading over to American Ninja Warrior.

So it's Peter's fault that Hannah didn't pick him. Alrighty then. She's keeping right on track that SHE never does anything wrong, it's always the other person. Peter: Massive bullet dodged dude.

Oh, man. Winners to be announced ... soon.

I wanted Peter to do a Nick Vial and ask Hannah why she's sending him home after they effed -- TWICE! -- in that windmill. I guess there's still ATFR for that.

Oh, god, even his mom is crying. This is taking the audition TOO FAR people.