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My dirty little secret that was I sort of liked JJ. Mostly it was a holdover from when he was making his hag of a mother miserable, and sending his sister into fits - and mocking Dr, Dirt - but even after he drank the Kool-aid, I liked him. He seemed so less toxic than his nearest and dearest. Now he's proven he's Jenn's son and Abigail's brother. He actually thinks he has the right to get angry AND try to make this girl who he's known for 10 minutes feel guilty because she's gotten into a top school. Yep, he's Jenn's offspring, all right. I guess his big ambition is to wait around and get a job at Horton Hospital and not show up to work like Mom and Sis do now. I do hate Nick - and I very much enjoy hating Nick - but there's a HUGE flaw in him being the Big Bad. The guy tried to RAPE Gabi, he has one helluva criminal record, and it's NO SECRET. The judge would already know about it. And it's pretty inconceivable that between EJ, Kate and Sami they couldn't get ahold of the pictures Ruggles has - which would completely end Nick's threat. Then it's nothing but his word against theirs. And as for Gabi, all they'd have to do is have her gaze into a puddle of water and she'd be too entranced by her own brilliance to even bother trying to contradict them. I've had Thanksgiving turkeys who were smarter than her - after they were cooked. And once again, as you say, ready to betray Will in a heartbeat. At least Aiden is clued into Nick somewhat, and doesn't seem to like him. I'm with you on this! Just imagine Jenn's raccoon eyebrows raised in horror as realizes that a Dimera got into Abigail's knickers, and THEN the bomb goes off! What a lovely image..... Oh, the way the show ended today......Nick is going to confront Sami?? Does he KNOW ANYTHING about who he's dealing with?? I wish she'd just pull an Indiana Jones, pull out a gun and shoot him. In those fish lips of his.

Bu....bu....But he LOVES HIS FAMILY AND IS A GREAT DAD! Isn't he?? That's what everyone in Port Charles says - and nobody says it more than Sonny and Carly. Yeah, he's Father of the Year material.

Sonny today became the clown from Stephen King's novel "IT". Although without any of the charm, intelligence or personal hygiene. Couldn't you just SMELL the coppertone oozing off him?

Man, after watching MB and MW today I don't think I'll have an appetite for ham anytime soon. The whole thing is disgusting to begin with, but then to watch the two of them and their ANGST over having less depth than gum squashed on the bottom of a shoe really needed to be paired with a laugh track. A HORRIFIED laugh, but a laugh nonetheless. Watching the spittle coming off of MW, while MB vainly searched for words, it was watching outtakes from Tales From the Crypt. I can't say that Sonny crossed a line, because after shooting your own kid in the chest, that's tough to do. But pressing flesh against the wall of a crypt, well, that's GOLD for a Corninthos. Poor Carly, missing all the fun. You'd think that Franco would have already done something like this. BTW, all your comments are so good! And can't you imagine that Ron C. thinks this is his emmy reel.

So is Jenn going to not believe Daniel AGAIN? Or, this time, is she going to be on his side? And, does anyone give a carp? I wish they'd both swallow that bottle of pills and go to sleep and get a feel for how watching them makes us feel. And how about Hagitha Jr?, over at the Pub, evesdropping on Gabi and Sami? That's our girl Abigail! She and her mom are the the GREAT HORTON HOPES, according to Maggie and Hope and Julie, but they are SUCH a pair of snoops, and more judgemental than Gladys Kravitz. They really should have them riding bicycles and stealing people's little dogs the way Elvira Gulch did in the Wizard of Oz. But seriously, Show, why are we supposed to believe that Abigail has any interest in Nick Fallon's life? He's a second cousin, she barely knows him, yet she feels she has the right to quiz people about him. What am I saying?? She's Jenn's spawn - of COURSE she feels she has the right to evesdrop, interfere and judge. It comes naturally.

Maybe they'll play that old song while they do the deed, "Let's do the Monster Mash, Let's have some graveyard snatch". If Sonny can rise to this then the dead will be up soon too.

That would be like Rosemary's Baby - except nowhere as good. Interesting thought....a cartoon character gets pregnant by a walking bacteria.... YUP! Ron C. would love it!

That's the dose I need to watch Jennifer - the stronger the better. Maybe Dan does too.

Especially if their nannies dangle them head first off balconies.

Especially if he said he's rewritten the health care law to deny coverage to the Deveraus dames for any acts of violence done to them, and he's personally going to see to it that surfer docs who date women their grandma's would consider haggish have their licences revoked.

I don't know how unpopular this is, but the Liz triangle is making me pretty sick of her. Dangling the prospect of her lady bits to entice competition between the Burger King Prince and Corinthos-Lite really makes her look smug and shallow - and just a bit desperate. And frankly, it makes Rick too good for her. Nicholas, on the other hand, should win this competition. He deserves her.

Some people say funerals are for the living, others say they are to honor the dead. But in AJ's case, I guess his funeral is an excuse to gather everyone who despised him to come and eat Monica's food, while showing not one whit of concern or caring that AJ was murdered - and Monica and Michael, who loved the guy, are supposed to be grateful. ] Sonny being there is such b.s. plot point material. Michael is now such a wuss and so uncaring of his grandmother's feelings that he has to have that walking ad for Coppertone there for support. So why not Slagbeast too? Lord knows what other inappropriate guests will be there as I ff through it all. Ron C. just can't even be bothered to try and be subtle. And I'm close to not even trying.

Sonny at the funeral......terrible idea. And Michael should know better. But then again, other than Monica and Michael, everyone else there treated AJ like crap. I'm hoping that AJ's ghost continues to dance in the background and make Orange Glow dissolve into the puddle of Spray Tan that he is. And I hope Monica gets to step in him afterwards.

Oh yes. I'm not the only one who doesnt' find 'hith lipth an attithude swo kwuut'. Kid is a little horror. He ought to take a trip to Salem. Sierra Brady would bury him. She probably feels monstrous baby hands trying to claw their way out!

Well THAT was a disappointment, although I’m also glad that this isn’t the way it will play out. But still, essentially a waste of time and talent. I will say, though, that I can never get enough of anyone, anytime, anywhere, pushing Abigail off any staircase. The higher, the better. After all, if she lands on her head there will be no permanent damage. Of course, the best would be if Jenn broke her fall and Abigail landed squarely in her big mouth. Now THAT is a dream! What wasn't a dream was just dumbslukery b.s. between Marlena and Jennifer. Marlena may have every reason to hate the DiMera clan, I'm not saying she doesn't. But she might also want to remember that women who mate with Turtles, especially ones who end every sentence by acting like someone farted really shouldn't throw stones. Yeah, she and Jawn are separated now, but she'll be swimming in that noxious pool again soon. And Jenn.....Jenn.....the woman who went on a date the day after her husband died really, really shouldn't throw stones. Unless she pulls them out of her head, which is full of rocks anyway.

"He's Ridge Forrester 2.0" - LOL. That's such a perfect description - and a scary one, to think there could be TWO such awful characters. I thought the worst possible actor insult for a male performer would be being described as "Ryan Lavery-like", but this is worse. I'm with you both when it comes to Jason Thompson. I never thought he was all that. For me, far too often, he was almost transparent in his lack of interest. And I thought/think he makes Robin an even more lackluster character than she already tends to be. That's my most unpopular unpopular opinion, I think. I appreciate Robin because she's legacy, and is Anna Devane's daughter. Which is why I cut her as much slack as I do. But watching paint dry, for me, is more interesting. And I think KMC has either a very limited range, or just doesn't give a rats ass, and hasn't, for a long time. And making her an apologist for the Borg and Sonny, well.....didn't help. And Ava.....Jessica Rabbit. The..the..That's ALLLL,folks! I've seen more - a LOT more -drag queens with more subtlety. Not a fan. And frankly, is all this throaty, breathy, overacting Maura West's M.O.? She seems essentially the same, if a bit more campy, than her unlamented role on Y&R. I see her and Dr. O. as Ron C.'s love of campiness and utter lack of layered storytelling at its worst.

This "NotLuke" is definitely creepy, but then again Luke has been creepy for years. So no real difference there. Looking at his pinkish, smooth, waxy face and that painfully tight smile, I think Luke is the victim of a rogue LifeStyle Lift. Yup, Debbie Boone is the mastermind behind the whole thing.

Franco is the worst. The WORST. And that's saying a LOT on a show that has Orange Glow, Carly and dozens of others. Okay, maybe not as bad as Sonny since he's the creeping mold that has slimed this show for 20 years. But having to listen to Howarth (who I used to really like) talk like some teenager who is SO impressed by how COOL and FUNNY he is annoys me almost as much as listening to Sonny "Pull My Finger" Corinthos blather and spit and mumble his way through the lines he can't quite remember. I have a feeling that Franco as played by Howarth is a thinly disguised version of Ron C. - or at least who Ron C. thinks he is. GAH. It's criminal to have Ned on these contaminated episodes. Dullivia......I hope someday she's found face down in her sauce. I guess being deprived of Orange Glow's lovin' and being screamed at in his falsetto voice hurts her much more than a simple gunshot to her son's chest does. Woman has priorities, ya know? LOL! Very good! In that case I wish he'd brought alone Adrienne so she could talk Franco and Luke to death.

Ah, yes, the SLS years that began so long ago and still break out every now and then.

I don't know about Will. He's still desperate to see Unicorns where there is only a horses ass with Gabi. It causes me pain to ever think Rafe is right about anything, but he's right about Nick - and Will is wrong. I'm hoping that the Nick/Gabi threat is neutralized when Gabi and Nick kiss and their slimy flesh molds together. Jenn.....I thought that the worst, absolute worst soap character EVER was Krystal Carey on AMC, but I have to say Jenn is giving her a run for the money. Not that long ago Jenn went on a tear about Daniel, badmouthing him all the time, everywhere, because she thought he'd slept with Theresa AFTER SHE DUMPED HIM. Not a day went by that she didn't blacken his name to anyone unlucky enough not to get away from her two-faced self. Now, after three minutes with Brady, she's ready to believe he's NOT going to drink anymore and he's going to dump Theresa. And Dan should just believe it. Cuz, you know, SHE SAYS. Then Brady and Dan meet and embrace like two good single-digit IQ bros and she stands on her tippy toes and CLAPS and makes googly eyes. GAH. I too hope Theresa wipes the floor with 'em all. If only.... And whoever has the hots for Dannifer on this show should just STOP IT.

After listening to Gabi wail at Will today that "everybody is YELLING at me", there is just no way that spec about Gabi going after Nick on the down low could even be possible. She's just too stupid. I'm really surprised she hasn't drowned in a rainstorm yet. But putting Gabi aside (if we only could), I nominate Dirty Dan as the Dumbest today. Jenn decides that lunkhead drunkhead Brady is now ON THE CASE, and like Deputy Dawg, will soon solve the crime of the century....and Dirty Dan decides to leave his fate in Brady's hands???? Wa? Huh?? Ah...my head hurts. The man has been lurching around town for months, drunk out of his tiny brain, threatening everyone he sees, including Dan, but now, TODAY, cuz he promised Jenn, he's going to sober up and ferret out the truth...Dan puts his life in BRADY'S hands?? Brady is such a knucklehead, who only has a job and a place to live because he's Victor's idiot Grandson, has no talent, no skills other than thinking he's pretty, but he's your Sherlock Holmes? Good move, Dan, to put your life in his hands, based on what Jenn says. It must be in the water.

I'm not even going to ask if it's wrong to hate a kid because hating Spencer just feels too right to be wrong. Whatever twisted mind thinks this little shit and his neverending mouthiness is cute shouldn't be around ANY lifeforms. Maybe Ron C.'s mom is writing this character from memory. The show really stunk today. Lulu on another tear, Britt in that fake groveling place makes me wish Baby Ben (can't say Rocco, just can't) was being raised by wolves somewhere other than Port Charles. The last thing Lulu - or the show - needs is another baby. And I know Ava has a lot of fans but I just can't. Her and Sonny is like watching Jessica Rabbit and Yosemite Sam mating.

Thanks, Songbird, I'm honored. Somehow, Michael "Sonny", "Pull My Finger" Corinthos just brings out the snark in me. As long as Orange Glow continues on screen, snark will never die.

My money is on adult diapers.

Hmmmmm......I thought it made her look like she worked for Jiffy Lube.