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I think the main reason is that Audra came to work for them at Chancellor/Winters when they were going to take the company public, but she was secretly a plant to help Tucker acquire control of the company. I think that's why Lily is always questioning her honesty. Lily also says she doesn't want to see Nate get hurt but I don't think Nate getting hurt would cause her to lose an eyelash. I've always liked Lily more than disliked her but she's been nothing but a real pill for a while now.

Hyperbole doesn't actually hurt anyone, so go the silent scream route. It's a classic.

It's not a portrait of Dina, it's an old picture Dina bought John, according to some note on the back, in 1956.

Is that portrait of Dina? I didn't get a really good look. I'll be in the minority on this, but I liked it. But that's probably because I decorate similarly, though my stuff is more just old than any fine antiques. Not much clutter, per se, but if I like where I hang a picture or put a dresser, chances are really good it'll still be in that spot 20 years later!

a good question to ask ANYONE who stays more than one day in the benighted town! Even the Children of the Corn would have fled that place and relocated to Madison once they got downwind of Victor. And Billy. And especially, Phyllis.

I'm taking a break from Show for a while. Yesterday, and today, I read what Show was going to be about and who was going to be featured and I just couldn't do it. I'm sure I'll tune in again sooner rather than later but right now it's just too annoying and boring at the same time to bother with. I'll be checking in to see what you all have to say because there's no way I can quit you guys, ever.

I don't know about the rest of you, but I'm REALLY excited to see a storyline about Daniel learning to play the guitar AND yet one more opportunity to watch Michelle Stafford eat the scenery, say everything twice and expand her latest acting tic of cry-talking at a volume only dogs can usually hear. That, along with, apparently, a daily rehash of Phyllis and Billy's romantic past, along with the terminal schmoopyness of Claire and Kyle promises to make this a groundbreaking summer for Y & R. The only thing that could make it better would be if Victor was featured as the centerfold of Playboy magazine. We live in exciting times!

Wait........Isn't that Jason's default profile pic?

Maybe it's because the realtor, and/or the seller, can't stand to listen to her constant weeping/crying/on the verge way of talking?? I know I'd pay anything to get that voice out of my head.

Oh Soap Gods, PLEASE give us someone with, at least, a modicum of acting talent as well.

If so, I'm hoping the wardrobe person dresses her in a shroud and buries her alive, ala Days of Our Lives. (Ironic title, considering what might happen.....) Oh Martin, so many unrealized possibilites!. NO, you are NOT! Oh, yes, they're cousins......

Phyllis finally got a taste of what everyone who has ever shared an elevator with her has felt. Same for every cab, Uber, Lyft or dumpster driver. The only person who could possibly have taken pleasure from being alone with her would be her dental hygienist. What satisfaction it must be to put that dental dam in place and load her up with Novacaine. I'm sorta surprised that isn't a usual clause in all of her hiring contracts.

How about combining Claire and Pomp? "Clomp" sorta gets their vibe right.

I always expect him to burst into song at some point.

Or, give her back to Martin. He's got a whole suite set up and ready to go. What's a little gas leak? Odd are she'll get that working with Billy, anyway.

Where's a tranquilizer gun when you need it? The GCAC dining room really needs to start stocking one for when Phyllis stops by. That performance she put on, sitting with Billy and Daniel was epic. She was spinning like she was Rumplestilskin. Come to think of it, that dress she was wearing made it look like she'd skinned Rumplestilskin and draped herself in it. Michael Graziadei is a good actor and I think, if you just look at his performance today, he showed that. As ridiculous as the actual storyline is, he more than held his own against the silliness of the story and against MS's especially annoying over-acting today. It must be exhausting sharing scenes with her. Billy, as usual, in both his scenes at the GCAC and at Crimson Lights, did an excellent interpretation of what a fart would look and sound like it if took human form. Then we were treated to Girl Scout Claire trying to sell Kyle's cookies to Grandma and Mommy, while they all resaid, restated and responded to yet one more conversation about trying to stop Nosferatu from running Claire's life. Good luck with that. Other than a lot more chanting of "Abbott Communications", and Tessa's unfortunate apparent run-in with a bottle of bleach, I don't remember anything else that happened. I think my mind is starting to protect me these days by making me forget.......

So true. All I can wonder is, "What will be endlessly, but shallowly, discussed by everyone, all over town, this week"? Show has bored the snark right out of me.

Just, please God, don't let them mix them up!!

That was painful. And redundant. I feel really bad for Gio, knowing this trainwreck of stereotyped goombahs are headed his way to ruin his life. Nobody in the writer's room ever thought their portrayal of people from Bensonhurst wasn't just the tiniest bit offensive? If not offensive, it sure is tiresome. What the hell was MA doing in a pair jeans with holes at the knees? I know Chase is harmless and seems to be a pretty decent guy. But besides being pretty, what else does he have going for him? He's like Topo Gigio trying to do Hamlet. Poor Rocco. The kid has to get up and do a debate in front of a roomful of people and too many of those people are going to be his relatives. But at least he got Mumbles to agree not to be there. Now if there was only a way to tranquilize Olivia.......

He uses those for his coffee business, yes, but he is also the biggest importer of Preparation-H Tip Applicators and individually designed trusses for all of North America and selected Island nations. But, Not EASTER Island.

I'm starting to hope they expand their exposition to the heartbreak of psoriasis.

Was Willow ever a compelling character? In the time I've been watching, all I've seen is a humorless, self-satisfied person who seems to celebrate her life by constantly proclaiming she's a MOTHER and LOVES Drew. Other than her natural decibel level being lower, she's pretty much the same as Carly. And that ain't no compliment. I would expect her to be seeking out an orthopedic specialist because her shoulder must ache from how constantly she pats herself on her back. I wouldn't blame any semi-sentient being for cheating on SLS, but anyone who DID cheat and chose Drew, well........ any romantic scenes with that mistake of nature should automatically come with the Looney Tunes musak. THIS is what Show considers Must-See TV??

And the problem with that is ............??

My math skills aren't the greatest, but Xander told Philip (in regard to him inviting Vivian to stay) that because of the letter, 50% of the Kiriakis Mansion belonged to him. Xander, according to the actual will, has 50% ownership, and Maggie, also according to the will, has 50% ownership. That's a whole lotta 50%'s floating around. While I say this with love, (cough cough), we're supposed to believe these two knuckleheads, Xander and Philip, were able to take over Dimera Enterprises but can't add up to a hundred?? The next time we see Maggie, she better come armed with a rolled up newspaper in hand and the will to use it - on all of them.

I think that's how he ends every lovemaking session. (Alone, or with a partner). He tried, "That's all, folks!" but he was disappointed by the response.