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Ahhh, Libidozone! Memories........ BTW, apropos of nothing in this post, but I hate Lulu. A lot. That feels SOOOO good to write.

I'm just getting over my very first bout of Covid ever - mild case all around except for everything tasting like butt biscuits - and this episode might have reignited all my symptoms. Chelsea and Adam should be declared public health hazards and put in permanent quarantine. If there's any way to repair Victor's brussel sprouts dungeon, do it, and do it quickly. Those two need to be walled up. I admit that any sympathy I might once have had for Connor and his OCD has evaporated more completely than Kyle's pompadour sucks up hair gel. He's a true child of his parents and there's no way to spin that to sound good. Diane had her chance to end Phyllis with a dessert fork and didn't take it. Damn her. The only thing worse than the endless gangrenous babbling from Adam and Chelsea is having to listen - again, and again and again - to MS's latest acting tic of gasp-crying after ever mention of "HERCHILDREN", "BEINGHELDCAPTIVE" and now, apparently, "LABRATS", which I assume was also how her mother referred to her and Easy Bake Avery. I'd rather watch an endless loop of Progressive Insurance ads and that's no compliment.

There's been a very recent leak from TPTB of a picture of the mysterious Mr. Dumas.... https://media0.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExNWN5czJmN253a21iZ3Q4c3lhd255aGM3OWFtYzhra2l4dWU3YXZpbCZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/nXU1FF5HS2eFG/giphy.gif Soon to be Phyllis's newest love interest, too.

Oh please, DisneyBoy, I love you and I hate to disagree but NOOOOOOOOO!!!!! Allie was the human equivalent of a pan of dishwater left in the sink for a week. She made 'boring' and 'pointless' things to aspire to. I'd rather see Paul back and he had all the depth of a smiley face emoji brought to life.

Oh how I wish he was trying to turn her back into a pumpkin at midnight.

It looked to me like Topo Gigio getting ready to rumble with Shari Lewis's Lambchop.

This was, IMO, one of the overall best episodes in quite some time. All of the Paulina, Leo and Javi scenes to the contrary, EJ, Kate, Johnny, Jada and yes, even Rafe, did an excellent job. Reluctantly, I have to say that even Kristen added to the episode in a positive way. Dan F. is just terrific and today he brought that home in every scene. Him going head to head with Lauren Koslow just showcased what excellent actors they both are. Hopefully, tomorrow's episode will continue the quality storytelling by having a piano fall out of an upper story window right onto Leo's head as he moves into Casa Hernandez.. That would explain the giant hole in Paulina's head. For God's sake, let her put something in it other than her foot.

I seem to remember a scene or two with the brothers confronting/arguing with each other. Though, I also seem to remember a time when I had a full head of hair and good upper body strength, so who knows what's real and what's Memorex?...........

I don't remember exactly when Rafe started living there, but I do remember the set getting a good amount of use when Rafe's mother lived there and his dad came back, too. Gabi was there also, as was Dario, as well as Rafe. Then it emptied out almost as quickly as it had filled up.

They are the worst. Absolutely. For a second I thought their initial scene was a newsbreak to announce At-Home Euthanasia had been legalized. Then we had to suffer all the way through to Death By Dessert. Schools that advocate abstinence should make their students sit through an endless loop of Adam and Chelsea and over-population would be yesterday's news.

Then Joss must be their dream hire.

Hmpf. I didn't know that. I always used the nickname "Cluck" for their relationship. It just seemed to be a natural combination of "Chelsea" and that dumb **uck". Different strokes! Finally, though, finally, something in her skill set. Are sure "Marchetti" doesn't translate as limp?

Practice. Those two have had years of practice. I'm sorry to see Lily revert almost completely to Miss Snoot, but Devon's been pretty much the same - with some much appreciated detours - since Dru and Neil adopted his entitled behind. Posture at any price. .

Thank you, that was fascinating! I'm off to see if I can find one where she discusses her time on All My Children.

Fully agree about Amanda Sutton, she was terrific today. Up till now, I've been less than interested in her and her relationship with her Topo Gigio of a husband. But anyone who can shut up Lulu deserves some respect. If anyone needs a return to ComaLand, it's her. Joss's handler has good hair but that's about it. Maybe it's my age but I'm less than impressed with world-weary and cynical 20-somethings. Call me in 40 years when you can't get through the night without getting up to pee a couple of times and then we'll talk. He and Joss promise to make a perfectly dreadful couple. How many times is Dante going to have to go reassure Daddy Dimmest that he loves and reveres the man who shot him in the chest? If the Quartermaines served no other purpose than to remind Port Charles that Sonny is actually a ***, they'd have served their purpose. Nice to hear Ned chime in on that theme today.

I would give whatever required to see Brennan, or Sonny, or Sidwell, or, hell, anybody in PC show up dressed like Mr. Peanut. Joss's WSB disguise??

I would believe that if we had any indication that Nick had visited the zoo any time recently. He'd be both an abundant source of nits for any simian with a hankering for finger food and romance, since I'm quite sure he's also adept at dragging his butt on the ground in a most fetching and amorous way. Hubba Hubba Nick, you hunka hunka what's-that-burning-itch-from love. ------- ETA - did anyone else catch that scene of Nate going down the stairs at his place, I think to open the door to Damien? He danced down those stairs with his little hands flapping at his sides like he was pretending to ride his pretend pony. It was adorable! If hadn't been answering the door, he looked ready to begin a rendition of "There's No Business Like Show Business".

How about Stinkwood? It has a certain ring to it. Or, to get all fancy and stuff, maybe give her a double name like Dutch Elm? Drew could relinquish the Quartermaine name and go by a more appropriate moniker such as Peckerwood.

That talking toadstool barks out that no pairing between a Newman and an Abbott ever works out. While he's squatting there with an Abbott heart transplanted into his very own humanoid carapace. I feel as if Show is taunting us with that, since we all know it, the characters on Show all know it, but nobody ever throws that in his odious face. I wish Jack would use a grapefruit spoon from the GCAC Dining Room and pry it back out of Victor's chest. Oh - that pisk of a face Nikki puts on, that snoot with her nose makes her look as if she now vacumns up her food through her proboscis like she's become an aardvark. There's only room for one of those in town and that honor belongs to Billy.

I've been trying to give her the benefit of the doubt because I loathed her character on AMC. Babe is Love, my flat ass. The way she talks is the same, always sounding like she's on the edge of breaking into tears, no matter what the hell she's saying. Not a fan.

If the SLS does something like that, it better be Frau Blucher who he falls in love with. She could take Sasha's job, too, since she's a whiz at making Ovaltine.

Maybe he's learned that he needs to apply his face cream to his face instead of his hair? I live in hope.

Not to worry. Abe is almost always in his suit. For those special times, I'm sure he also dons a vest.

She sure was. She was around when AMC was at its best.

It's getting more ridiculous by the day that Mrs. Choi has this much say over what Sophia does with her baby and now, she's got veto power over who adopts the kid. I can sorta see Sophia, even with all her self-confidence, caving to into her mother who apparently has bulldogged her all of her life. But for everyone else to put up with her nonsense is ..... nonsense. Perhaps she'd enjoy a fully paid trip to that private island the Dimera's own?