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I fully expect Jelly to retcon this crap at some point and say neither Valentin nor Lulu are embryo's parents. Claud is probably the mother and got knocked up by Tree or Sad Doctor-Priest.

Following someone on twitter doesn't necessarily mean you support them or what they say. I "hate follow" a few people I have no use for because their tweets are hilariously stupid. They're not nearly as...problematic as some of the people CD is following, but still. I'm trying to give him the benefit of the doubt until he himself says something stupid. ETA, never mind. I saw a past tweet and now think I was wrong to give him the benefit of the doubt.

Even wig on a stick Laura would be more attentive. Even Lulu would be a less selfish and unstable parent.

DNAJ is her favorite and she still can't be bothered to care. Think about how the other two must feel. I wonder how often she forgets to feed them.

Nurse Ratchet was too busy scheming to keep Jason in her bed to ask questions about what happened to her disturbed child during the four years he was dead. Too bad she'll play low rent Nancy Drew for her rapist serial killer boyfriend but not for her zombie son.

DNAJ can just go back to Cassadine Island.

I think BH is making things worse. I mean, stalker nurse is going to be obscene regardless, but when she turns on the bitch face or the stank, smug attitude I want someone to throw her down a mine shaft, revive her, then throw her into a volcano. BH's acting choices combined with everything about RoHo is just way too much to deal with.

Rapist serial killer and his cheerleader feel so extremely forced to me. It's painful.

If I were a Liez fan I would be begging for her to be written out or for BH to leave, because damn. DAMN. She was already wrecked and now Freako and this relationship brings out all of her worst qualities and magnifies them.

I wanted Freako's hospital room to blow up. He and Low Rent Nancy Drew are SICKENING, individually and together.

If a Horton is singing Andre praises it probably means we're supposed to think he's changing, even though there's been zero indication of that. Because the writers are incompetent.

* for a week.

I have a hard time believing Ava would send flowers to anyone, but definitely not Freako. This is obviously another desperate and pathetic attempt by Jelly to make Freako "happen." Is there any reason why Jelly can't just put Jordan and Curtis together? Their history can be used as angst instead of creating some stupid triangle with some guy half the audience probably forgets exists when he's not on screen. All of the scenes at the hospital were sickening. (a) there's zero reasons why Alexis ever should say thank you to the rapist serial killer who violated her daughter. Especially since it turns out she didn't even do anything to Tom; (b) Sam thanking Liez for manipulating her into saving Freako was vulgar. Sam would've figured out Alexis was a sloppy drunk disaster the next time she ran over someone, Liez's "help" wasn't needed; (c) Sam thanking Freako caused me to stroke out. She should never thank that piece of garbage at any time for any reason. Ever.

How does breast feeding normally work when a surrogate is used? Chloe gave birth to Holly so her body will be the one producing milk, not Nicole. If Holly is going to be nursed wouldn't Chloe have to do it? I would expect a criminal family to keep a more secure safe at their home. For shame, Victor. I just can't with Nicole. I'm glad it appears she's finally wising up to what a piece of shit Deimos is, but really, why is she so shocked that he would put hits on Andre and Dario? She may not know about every bad thing he's done but she knows enough to know he's psychotic. I'm having trouble keeping up with this Orwell thing. So Drew created it and then Andre stole it? Ed and Dario partnered with Deimos for some reason and stole the device from Andre. Then Deimos double crossed them and stole it? And they need Drew because he's the "key" to making the device work?

He whines about his childhood even more than she does so I figure there has to be a blood connection there. Plus, finding out Frank isn't even Nelly's bio father would make this whole revenge crap even worse, and worse is always what Jelly aim for.

I hope they aren't going to put Eric with Jen. I'd much rather he and Nicole try again once she starts acting right. Putting him with someone as joyless and dour as Jen isn't a good idea.

Except for the part where Stefano will have to be killed off again, this time offscreen. So his new death will end up being worse than the last one. And this makes what Hope did even worse since the person she murdered didn't terrorize her and everyone else for decades.

I'm pretty sure Valentin is Nelly's bio father.

Where is Nelly's mother? Did Nelly bore her to death? Is she little orphan Nelly?

And Carly was three when that dude left. I don't understand. STFU Nelly. STFU Jelly.

Back in November Jax told Alexis that he made a deal with Nelly's parents to buy her kidney.

Unless they're going to retcon a retcon, it was made clear that Carly had no idea Jax was responsible for Joss getting the kidney. That's why he was having Super Secret phone conversations in the middle of the hospital. So if Nelly is out for revenge because her kidney was stolen she isn't even going after the right people because Carly and Sonny had nothing to do with it. Also, I'm not sure why Nelly felt the need to make a stank face when Carly called Frank a bitter, sad man. Her comments weren't harsh at all considering he abandoned his wife and child. Also, Nelly is in her 20s and Joss received the kidney six years ago. Nelly was either still in her 20s or in her late teens when this happened so I'm not sure how her kidney was taken without her permission. Are we supposed to believe Frank drugged his daughter or something so her kidney could be taken without her knowing and given to Joss as a way to make amends with the other daughter he abandoned decades ago? How would he have even known Joss was ill?

omg omg omg how did I not know about this. I was just thinking about this show yesterday! They better not fuck this up.

All of these shows are being revived except the ones I really want to see new episodes of.

You don't have to choose between Lulu and Valentin. You can vote for the embryo to be removed by any means necessary. Any means. I want Nelly and Michael to have their bland fish sex (offscreen) and for Nelly to get knocked up. While pregnant it's revealed that she and Michael are siblings. She's so shocked and appalled that she goes into early labor and dies during the delivery. Immediately afterward it's revealed there was an error with the DNA test and they aren't related after all. Michael quickly forgets about her and moves on to his next useless love interest while the baby leaves town forever. Avery and DNAJ leave with her.