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I might be willing to give Lulu the benefit of the doubt if telling Charlotte about Claud were the only mistake she's made, but it's not. She's been overbearing since the moment she found out about the girl. It's entirely possible that Nina and/or Valentin are poisoning her against Lulu but it's also entirely possible that she wants nothing to do with her because she's a little girl and Lulu acts like she's infected with rabies. I'm an adult, allegedly, and I wouldn't want to be left alone in a room with her. I believe Nelly grew up poor but that doesn't mean she needs to constantly whine about it like she's the only person who had a difficult childhood. Especially not when she's whining to Michael. She may not know the particulars of his childhood but she knows his father is a mobster so she can makes some guesses about what he went through.

If the hospital is laying off people they should start with Liez for being unstable and Freako for being a rapist serial killer. Also, I like how Hayden genuinely asks how Liez is doing and nurse ratchet immediately turns into a stank bitch. Also, I like how Liez tries to play the sister card with Hayden even though the two of them have no relationship at all. Nurse Amy needs to be punched in the face repeatedly. While I understand the nurses don't want to lose their jobs, it would be nice if they could also acknowledge that Hayden isn't an evildoer and is only tying to do her job and keep the hospital open. If the hospital has to layoff people in order to survive what exactly is the nurses union going to do? Tell Hayden she can't fire any nurses and then watch as the hospital is forced to close and all of them lose their jobs? Considering how high the crime rate is in Port Charles, there should be other hospitals in the area who are in need of staff. How many more people need to tell Lulu she needs to start acting right before she starts acting right? I thought it was mentioned last week or so that Alexis and Diane don't practice family law? I like how Nelly whines about how hard her childhood was because she grew up poor but then wastes money on expensive bras that she doesn't even wear.

Why is the ISA allowing civilians Sonny, Sparkle, and Kayla to be involved in a mission to capture international criminal Stefano? The first two are especially glaring since Sparkle is supposedly a world famous former baseball player and Sonny is just some guy from Salem who occasionally kisses him. At least Steve is a former agent, Rafe is a cop and former fed, and Marlena is being used as bait. I'm over Nicole and her stupidity. STFU Hope.

She'll be back within six months.

Why can't stupid Nelly just play Carly the stupid recording that she stupidly keeps pulling out? She's so stupid.

Cam and Aiden should burn down the house.

I'm waiting for another Jerome to show up. Preferably one that's been dead for awhile. That will be super exciting and will be a twist that changes Port Charles forever.

I'm all for Lucas being free of Brad but this thing with Finn is very stupid. I don't even understand how Brad is blackmailing him. Doesn't Monica know he was using fake heroin for years in order to manage his case of ebola zika swine flu? It's not surprising that he's now addicted to the stuff, I figure she'd just tell him to go visit Lulu so she can help him detox and recover in two days like she did with Patrick.

I'm just going to assume you get alerts any time BD posts or is tagged in something on social media.

Why haven't DNAJ and the other two officially moved into Audrey's house?

Liez would rather spend time with her rapist serial killer boyfriend than with her kids.

Cam needs to tell Aiden about walking in on Nurse Liez Ratchet and her rapist serial killer boyfriend in the aftermath of having sex. Then Aiden needs to call child protective services. If I were Hayden I would hold a huge hospital gala - making sure to invite every rich person in the state - then guilt all of them into writing fat checks. I hope Felicia is getting paid for having to deal with Nelly. OJ needs to kill her siblings (and Kiki) and take over the Jerome organization. Then she and Sonny kill each other than a Mob War That Changes Everything.

Hope trying to help Hattie is the only redeeming thing about her right now. My tv froze when Sonny and Sparkle Paul kissed. So hawt.

Deimos makes Nicole look so, so, so bad. Say what you will about her relationship with Dan but I never thought she degraded herself to this extent while with him. I said earlier that Deimos could punch her in the face and she would say she deserved it and I believe that even more now. She's nauseating to watch. She wasn't even this sad and pathetic when she destroyed those documents and was harassing Eric about having sex with her, And if the writers want us to believe Nicole is super in love with this asshole why do they keep having her crying over Dan and having dreams about him? She's clearly not over him and shouldn't be involved with Deimos or anyone else right now. I'm irritated that Sparkle Paul will be around for Stefano's take down but not John, Hope murdering Stefano was bad but Dena should've just stuck with it because she's incapable of fixing it without making things worse. This fake Prague stuff is incredibly lame.

Neither of these characters are needed.

...that's it? Deimos is running around town putting hits on people, he pulled a gun on Ari's mother and locked her in a closet and all Victor can do is tell him to clean up his mess? I shouldn't be surprised since he aparently got over what Deimos did to Bo and Maggie pretty quickly.

Are there any male friendships left besides Sonny/Chad?

I want In Living Color to be revived since I was a little bit too young to watch it when it originally aired.

Is the person running that account a RoHo and/or BH super fan? Does Jelly or Frank slip him $20 every week so he'll pretend like Freako isn't a piece of diseased trash?

Why would Carly waste time getting upset over Sonny fucking some nothing girl when her son is dead? Just burn down the house with him and Nelly inside and call it a day. This collection of scenes is so stupid.

SID is trolling. I kinda hope they're still together and just decided to stop talking about their relationship online. I don't know why since I don't care either way.

I'm starting to think Chloe is having a psychotic break. Initially she legit seemed to have good intentions by not telling Nicole about the baby. Now out of nowhere it seems like she wants Holly for herself.

I feel personally victimized by the Freako/Liez scenes. Freako looks like a dirty heroin addicted rapist serial killer and Liez looked like she wanted to throw up.I don't know what was worse - the actual kissing and undressing or the leadup to the sex. Liez was acting like a 16 year old who was about to have sex for the first time. I had secondhand embarrassment for BH, RoHo, the director, and anyone else unfortunate enough to be on the set when that was being filmed. #LoveInTheAfternoon Joss including Sabrina and the baby in her family tree project is ridiculous, but I guess I can handwave it if I assume she had some sort of offscreen relationship with Sabrina. But why the hell would she want to include a picture of some girl who has only been on the scene for six months? I'm here for Bobbie and Felicia teaming up to take down that vanilla wafer.

Deimos has officially reached cartoon villein status and he's never coming back. Seriously, what the fuck was Dena smoking when she wrote these episodes? This writing makes it seem like he's about to be the star of his very on whodunit murder mystery...except I'm almost certain he won't be killed off, so what was Dena planning to do with him after this?

Meh, Jason is the sperm donor. I'm more concerned that Lucky just bounced to go take care of darkness or some shit instead of figuring out what happened to his child. And really, since TPTB wouldn't recast, Ron could've just had Lucky leave town to investigate what happened to DNAJ.