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Fuck you Jesse. Don’t fold the pizza then you stupid mop head uptight ass.

Angela does have great energy. She’s a lot nicer of representation of American women than....Darcy.

It’s not a bad thing at all as long as one knows the transaction that is occurring. She may be young, childless and beautiful but she doesn’t love you in the traditional sense. She wants a different life. She may grow to love you or she may grow to resent you when she revisits what she did. Hazel doesn’t love Tarik. Melissa doesn’t love Ricky. Annie doesn’t love David. Aika doesn’t love Josh. Abby doesn’t love Sean. They say the words that translate to “You promised me and my family an easy life of wealth.” If that’s love then have at it. The flip side is finding love, regardless of geography. A woman with baggage or kids might just be waiting for you...she’d love you forever and you’d think she was a queen....to me that’s worth more than youth, naïveté and transactional sex. This show seems to show how these poor women start out as catches to their suitors but ultimately end up as naggy and demanding as American women lol. Would be cool to have a forum member go on the show though! Heh

A thousand suns as portrayed on the bandana of Duck Duck?

Sean and Abby David and Annie All the guys over 40 chasing all the girls under 25, which is a lot men in general. Why is this acceptable with actors? Tons of men with women who are 20, 30 or 40 years younger than them. If not all of them LOL after they hit 40 and get rid of their starter wives. I was shocked when I learned that Patrick Stewart's wife was soooooooo young. Captain Picard indeed!

Isn't that Sean and Abby?

fugever 62?

I stand corrected. Please add the green face vomit one! Very appropo here

Sheesh she looked OLD to me!! Like hard old. Her hair, face and body just looked overworked to the max.

Darcey's daughters are very pretty. The older one looks like she is 17 though. This instagram generation is very old looking with all their makeup and social media stress. What am I saying??? I forgot who mom was....... Darcey's voice goes from a nasally whine to pig squealing....not a fan. And I don't believe for a second that these 2 are a thing and aren't just 2 famewhores on TV so they can really close up shop on this storyline. I get that the age difference may have been a storyline on a different season but we have enough of those now so let's just move along! They have zero believable chemistry. ......well......as it stands..... (insert your favorite shrug emoji right here)(and maybe the one with one hand covering your eyes right here)

Jon is worried about Lucy's toothpaste??? He seems obsessed with teeth brushing. This is a thing for him.

I love that Hazel has some standards and that she called him chubby. LOL Interesting that he feels entitled to have a 25 year old wife as arm candy and she feels equally as entitled to have an american man with a house and job take care of her and her son. Love isn't dead....it's just setting everyone's expectations right?!

I was watching most of Angela's segments through my hand that was covering my eyes. She's fearless....I will give her that. But the comment of them banging 2 or 3 times and then her squealing about it while bouncing up and down was cringeworthy. Boundaries....where art thee?

This show used to be less scripted and a lot more fun. You could get wasted and hook up which would be fun to watch....but then those 2 people whose names I've already forgotten had to go and ruin the show for everyone else. Now we get measured pours on a timer and a bunch of people who have to fake connect to get a rose to stay longer. The show has lost it's campiness, lighthearted appeal and spontaneity to hook up for no reason other than stars , water and booze.

If there is ever a 90 day cray convention for fans, this shall happen. Although I'd probably just tape mine to an existing purse LOL

regretsy man I miss that site.

24 Hours earlier: Mel was peeing standing up at a urinal.

American women are BOSSY??? IMMA GONNA COME DOWN DERRE AN FIGHT YOUUUU

Angela people are staring at you because YOU HAVE A CAMERA CREW FOLLOWING YOU!

Lotta seats left on Air Nigeria!

If I were Pole I would turn the phone voice to a male. Just sayin

YOU SMELL LIKE VOM!

How about the Dint Meetus at the Airports?

Jon is a lot like Pole. Decisively awkward...seemingly harmless but ultimately.....a criminal.

OT These Dr. Pimple Popper commercials are not welcomed in my home. I'm eating. Carry on