nachomama

I like twatwaffle We once overheard an epic argument between 2 navajo girls who were extremely drunk. One said "why for the fuck you call me bullshit?" and the other called her "quarterhorse" which just made me laugh and laugh. Such a huge insult, quarterhorse. They also declared they were "fish ached" = shit faced.

I can't fault Chuck too much, my sister is a Jimmy, as long as I live I don't know that I will ever completely trust her. She re-invents her life every 5 years or so. I would never sabotage her but I'm also not sticking my neck out too far. I might let her in my house but I wouldn't turn my back on her. She has never even shown as much initiative as Jimmy. He earned a degree, maybe too much thinking you can just join your brother's firm but Chuck should have stepped up and told him the truth. I know there's an age difference between Chuck and Jimmy, maybe this goes back that far, Chuck was an only child and excelled at everything. Jimmy comes along, steals his thunder, he's cuter and doesn't even have to do anything to earn praise. He's spoiled as the baby. Michael McKean and Johnathan Banks are killing it.

How can you scratch your head? You have such short stubby arms. :D dinosaur avi hee!

I think HHM not only doesn't want to have to buy Chuck out but part of me thinks maybe Chuck was Hamlin's mentor or something. Besides money he owes Chuck something, or based on Chuck's behavior with Jimmy, maybe he's got something on Hamlin. Perhaps a huge mistake early on that Chuck bailed him out, who knows. Chuck may be a legal genius in the sense that he can quote every book known to man and Jimmy is lazy, he'll hop on the easiest route for a quick buck but he reads people very well, he's a very quick thinker and in a courtroom he can turn on the charm. I think it would make him an excellent lawyer for HHM because he obviously worked hard to prove something to Chuck, if they hired him he would have worked to make Chuck proud. Once you prove yourself you don't do any work anyway, paralegals do your research you just show up for the big show (court). ymmv Chuck should have realized Jimmy's potential (but then there wouldn't be a show) and used Jimmy as his public face, he could stay home reading by candlelight, and Jimmy go out into the toxic electrified world and they'd be unstoppable.

Where are these things located? Nat Geo? Travel? I just dumped my package containing lotsa channels. (AMC included), don't need it back til October :(

Nebber heard of it

I have a little game I play with myself where I try not to ever call people the same thing twice. Both good and bad. Cuz if it's your babe, hunny bunny, Sweety, muffin, sugar plum etc etc it gets boring. Also asshole, moron, loopy fucking c***...these things need shaking up sometimes. This was fun with my old boss. Called him chief, sarge, mon capital, my liege etc. at a certain point you start to run out of things. I called him schmuckie the whale once and never made him laugh harder. He was an exceptionally hard laugh to get. I think only twice in 10 years. He had such a dry wit. But schmuckie the whale just hit him so absurdly it's my greatest achievent.

I didn't say it out loud to ruin it for anyone. My mom couldn't hsve spoiled anyone for anything. I don't think she ever got a plot to anything. We used to sit down to watch a movie she would pass out after 15 minutes. Miss half the movie then if we moved on to something else she was all "how did Bruce Willis get out of the building and into a submarine? And where is the dog?" She never finished anything.

I wanna see Deadwood the musical. C********* here, c********* there, here a c********* there a c*********, errbody sucking cock and licking tits! SWEEEEEEEEGIN

Everybody's opinion of lawyers is bad, thus we expect them to be more slippin Jimmy than saints. So Chuck is wrong, Jimmy is lawyer material through and through. But most large firms have plenty of "creative thinkers", ie lawyers who skate just a hair away from the law and they're proud of it, they might not post the American Samoa diploma on the wall prominently. We have a lawyer here in town whose been disbarred, didn't shut his practice down, he can still get paid, he can still do the work or direct the way cases are tried, he just has to have other lawyers on the paperwork. He's definitely one of the lawyers guilty people hire but he has no shortage of clients. Something tells me Chuck wasn't such a model citizen in his practice of law, he just had higher class scams to run on people.

Snakes on a plane? I've seen it edited for cable..."I'm tired of these monkey fighting snakes on this Monday to Friday plane" I used to love Reservoir Dogs just for the argument at the beginning over tipping. And I was super proud of myself that I knew who Verbal Kint was from the beginning of Usual Suspects because I recognized his voice and I caught the "I see dead people" stuff from the get go.

What I came up with on my own was far dirtier than the original joke. I'm a bad seed ya'll, bad seed.

I need to watch a bunch of stuff as an adult. I don't even remember half of blazing saddles. Not sure I've even seen the whole thing. I only remember Mrs. Cleaver talking "jive" from Airplane. Here's how dumb I was as a kid. someone told me this joke. "whats he dirtiest thing ever said on television?" June Cleaver to Ward: Don't you think you were a little hard on the beaver last night? So I knew it was supposed to be dirty but I didn't know how. So I thought it meant he was schtupping his son cuz his name was Beaver. Oh it's funny to think there was a time I was naive and didn't know a beaver from, well, a beaver. :D

My mom might have rocked the ZA if she lived through the first 5 minutes. She was nuts! Couldn't drive for shit. Her entire life never could get the hang of a clutch and my father insisted on driving standard transmission. Her first husband taught her on a double clutch (holy crap!) but his only instruction was "head for the middle, they'll get out of your way". I have endless stories of my mother's bad driving. We couldn't shop at Sears because she once drove through it. (She thought she was in reverse and gunned it, tapped the front of the building, ooops) We wanted to go to Taco Bell once and she hit a fire hydrant. Our 30 mile drive home from town started with a huge climb up this bluff, one of those 7-8% grade things that has runaway lanes for big trucks that lose control of their brakes. She always hit the bottom of the climb behind these dump trucks that went only about 35 miles an hour and she refused to shift out of 5th gear. So we chugged up the hill only to have the car overheat and we wait an hour to cool down. We snuck off for a picnic after church and went to get my older sister who we were forbidden to see, only to lock the keys in the trunk and we had to hike 5 miles to find a friend of my sister's who knew how to break into a car. She once wanted to see the nekkid pictures of Madonna in the magazine so took us all to go buy it, let us look then gave it to a homeless guy so she wouldn't be seen with the evidence. By all accounts my mom was pretty cool. Too bad I was an asshole teenager and spent the last 5 years being a shit to her.

We are all hoodlums! My dad caught a kid egging our house and car. (cuz my sister was evil, this dude hated her) Anyway my dad caught the kid, instead of calling the cops my dad made him come wash the car and clean up the house. Made him wash the car like 5 times til he got it right. Kid showed up at my dad's funeral and spent 3 days loading up crap and helping us with yard sale etc. Said he caught up with my dad years later and they were buddies and he credited my dad with making him do that. Not like he saved him from a life of crime but I was still shocked that he helped us out like he did. I say "kid" but the dude would be like 5 years older than me. hahahhaha but he's forever this 15 year old kid who egged our house.

It's inevitable, when you grow up, your heart just dies. breakfast club, basket case My nice gramma would stand on the porch and clap and shout for the dog, "printheth" (princess with a lisp) and years after she was dead, and after my dad had died I found the 8mm home movies which have no sound. But there's Dorothy clapping and I can hear her. We had to come home when it got dark, we just took off in the morning and came home when the street lights came on. And every other parent was allowed to smack us if necessary.

It has occurred to me that we are the wacky colorful characters.

Oh I can be very creative! ;D

Walnutqueen is scary! I'm from a little cow-town (sheep town maybe more like it) and on our break (we didn't smoke) but we headed to the girls' room to spray more hair spray in our very tall bangs (not really me so much but my friend Michelle liked to joke that it would take a monsoon to flatten her hair) so we left our books outside the classroom. We're like "no one is gonna touch our chemistry books". Lo and behold we get back and our books are gone! =O I exclaim "FUCK A DUCK!" and 2 seconds later the teacher is at the door with our books, he says "I dunno bout that duck but here are your books" So do I get points for saying a bad swear??????? :D

Schools today pretty much can't touch your kid, too many parents threatened legal action etc. My dad was the guy that went up to the school and gave them permission to beat the snot out of us. He would get us when we got home too. I never actually had to get smacked at school. The most trouble I ever got in was following my friend Marcy into a classroom during lunch. The entire class was on detention, I was unaware of this. I didn't even know her friend who she was visiting. Teacher man comes back and 3-4 kids ducked out the back door and didn't get caught, only me, Marcy and Orlando. So he orders us to park it and we are not to get up under any circumstances. The bell rings, we don't move, our class was across the hall. Our teacher comes looking for us. She tells us come to our classroom. Teacher man returns and he's now pissed that we disobeyed so he orders us back to his room. I'm already panicking. Marcy's fine, her mom is a beloved kindergarden teacher, she calls the principal grandpa. Orlando appears to be bored, he's got his face resting on his hand. I'm fighting back tears. So he launches into a lecture about how we shouldn't have been there, then we shouldn't have disobeyed his orders. He barks at Orlando "get that smirk off your face" and there goes a tear down my face. Orlando didn't know what "smirk" meant so he didn't change anything, kept resting his chin on his hand. He is ordered up to the front of the class. Teacher man goes on and on and wasn't getting the proper response so next thing I know he picks Orlando up by the hair!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and shakes him. I am now a complete blubbering, bawling mess. George is gonna kill me. We are eventually released back to our classroom and by some miracle (the miracle being teacher man nearly got fired for grabbing a kid by the hair) it was never reported to my parents. But Marcy still makes fun of me for crying. :s

I'm a firm believer that some of the smartest people in the world never get their break, Jimmy is clearly as smart or smarter than Chuck, to pass the bar is huge, much less pass the bar having studied at Samoa whatever. The stupidest people in the world can go to Harvard. Abraham Lincoln practiced law and never went to law school. Just like Mike illustrates every day, never judge a pimiento cheese sammich! (Hate pimiento cheese, blech) Am I crazy or is "Price" the guy who eventually becomes the mini van driving dude who whisks Walter "out of town" he disappeared witnesses etc for Saul? I think Walter didn't actually get in the van.

I love mike with every fiber of my being. And I susoected chuck was behind the stonewalling of jimmy and potentially thought Howard might be in love with Kim too. I even think that part of chucks illness involves his guilt over bad things he has done, both in the practice and directly to jimmy. He's got an ocd compulsion to catch jimmy doing wrong. Went to fetch the paper because he knew jimmy was hiding something. I don't know, chuck seemed almost jealous of jimmy even though he looks down on jimmys law degree and by all accounts chuck was the More successful brother. But he needs jimmy to be slippin jimmy for some reason.

Search YouTube for "Jamie casino Super Bowl" that's an epic lawyer commercial. Holy Moses!

Yep. Get on that Angela