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I could tell an story about a fitbit-like device but it doesn't paint me in a favorable light so I close my eyes and pretend such things never existed. Because I know you all think I'm so awesome because I only tell heroic, heartwarming, loveable, charming, blah blah puke stories.

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOh, except I am amishfitbit. As in "fit" in general is against my religion. Fitbit is one of them new fangledy things them kids on my lawn gots. And I'm poor so I don't even turn on my lights. In my day we clapped our hands to turn off the lights and tv. CLAP ON! CLAP OFF! the clapper :D And my grandma, she had a donkey and the donkey turned a wheel to burn the candle. and when the donkey was tired my grandma was the donkey.

All them words up there mean absolutely nothing to me. DO YOU SPEAK ANY ENGLISH? I talked louder to help you translate from foreigny. :D and YES! somebody got my robocop, I used to say that all the time too. I watched the new robocop looking for throwbacks to stuff and nope. I liked watching old robocop and saying "oh look, dumbass finally drove Red so crazy he became a cuckoo criminal".

I do call and harang them regularly. They did some revamp on the dvr boxes and now when you have 3-4 episodes of a show stockpiled (which I always do) it gives you 5 seconds FIVE to stop the next episode from queing up. I have bitched endlessly about this, because at best I'm half awake so I wake up 3 episodes in to some unintentional marathon then I don't know what I've watched and what I've slept through. It's a nice feature to have, but give me the option of turning it off. There are 2 things at most that I watch live, Walking Dead and the season premiere of Game of Thrones, after that no free HBO preview so it'll be hiding from spoilers until I can scramble a viewing. You know which shows you truly like by how many you don't let stack up on the dvr. I catch up when I can catch up. You know what else I used to like? Homefront. It was a WWII show about the boys coming home from the war and these 2 families. The rich family and the working class family and Kyle Chandler was in it and he was a baseball player, woulda gone pro if the war hadn't interrupted his career. One guy was engaged to his sister and came home with a war bride. I don't know why I liked it but I did.

Directv which now is owned by att. Supposedly uverse but not Quite. They ain't all organized in my area yet.

I will look. But still! What can function as a business "out of order, please wait a bazillion years?" Only thing I could say I watch was supernatural and just been waiting on it to die. Only time I remember my cw took a dump is when the dvr thinks it's recorded a supernatural And I go look.

I loved all of those!

That messes with my head becaus I liked tru calling and znation is meh. Oh snap I have no cw Channel. Seriously the cw has had a blue screen and Muzak for months and months saying "no need to call for service. We are working on the problem" I did call and apparently they can't do anything for me. Won't hook me up to east or west coast feed because technically I have a channel. Makes no sense.

I'd buy that for a dollar!

Road trip! I can't drive my feets don't reach the pedals. If there were any evidence of cilantro I have hunted it down and burned it. Actually my roommate from college would eat no condiments or tomatoes. Scraped sauce off pizza. Salad was lettuce and carrots and cheese. No ketchup ever. We were drinking one night errbody got the munchies so we made french fries and he ate them WITH KETCHUP! =Ø he denies it to this day! There is no evidence but there were at Least 5 of us who witnessed.

https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=985057938223508 Uh oh. Posted another selfie of me eating

Oh yeah disembowelment don't bother me. Don't eat no egg yolk or drink cereal milk near me. :)

HELP ME!!!!!! /runs around flapping wildly. ONG OMG GROSSEST THING I EVER SAW. Watching some show and the mom is seeking milk for her coffee and of course someone put empty carton back so she picks up her kids cereal bowl And pours leftover Milk in coffee. I think I'm having a panic attack. My neck must be held! Or my head will rattle off me neck. Aaaaaaaack!

I forget who it is, the actor, there's a joke about how he dies in everything. Is that the case with Sprague Grayden? Numerous guest starring roles she's the patient that dies. Opie's wife, etc...

I sort of expected after the Bingo meltdown and he said come get all the stuff, kitten notebooks for everybody that all the old folks would scurry and stampede for their "treasure"

There's no way Cinnabon is the fate for JimmySaul. He will have a scheme going somewhere. He may be in the old folks home running card games and still hooking up with grannies.

Screw apples! Just eat chocolate. Even the Saul we met on BB still had soft spots, without him Walter White woulda been sunk very early on. Even though he did it for the money he help Walter above and beyond the call of duty. Technically, he was an enabler for Walter, which isn't good, but he was still helpful.

Yeah! What kev said

Noooooooooooo too soggy. Just bring dr who in his tardis. DUH!

So we all agree red delicious are yucky?

I'm having an epic struggle with futility today. I'm all broken, fell down twice in 2 days and my knees and back are killing me. I want to crawl in a hole and hug my sqwiwwel nuts. I remember one of the chicks on Jericho was Opie's wife on SOA. And I didn't remember NUTS being a big thing but I remember reading about the fans sending tons of nuts to save the show.

I'm not proud of knowing a person who has pulled off a Chicago Sunroof. I think all lawyers have to have a bit of con man in them. Most are not out there trying to make the world a better place, the difference between things being "legal" and "morally right" is very slim at times. Chuck may not defend criminals but corporate law is ten times the evil that any petty theft. They don't take on the Sandpiper case because they want to save the old people's life savings, only because there's a huge payoff at the end. (If Jimmy hadn't landed them the defending old people position, I can see HHM defending the Sandpiper company, either side they represent they make bank) Jimmy found easy money in elder law, he really could have ripped them off big time but chose not to. As a con man he was only ripping off people who thought they were getting a deal too good to be true. The rolex dudes gave up the cash in the wallet for the watch, the coin guy thought he was getting $800 for $110, Jimmy was scamming scammers. The guy in the bar wasn't going to miss a house payment because of $110.

I like db Sweeney too

I had mentioned the 71 year old lady at my store who fell and the company was so shitty to her, fired her, told her no pension and escorted her out the door like a thief, she hired the huckster lawyer whose superbowl ad I posted...$2.5 million. Seriously she deserved it, they were utterly horrendous to her. Now I just need her to give me a teensy weensy bit. I made all my coworkers swear that if any of us won the big lotto we would stand at the front door and offer $100k to all employees to turn around and go home and never come back.

I love Eddie Izzard, ooooh you're growing on me! I wanted desperately to go see Eddie somewhere on his tour this year, closest to me is Atlanta or one of the Carolinas, just can't swing the money this year. But I adores him soooooo much. But chutneys go on my blech shelf.