nachomama

Bill Gates the popcorn mogul?

I've always been baffled by the prices of snacks in movie theaters. I noticed you can get a "subscription" to a bucket of popcorn, you pay $20 and then your refills are ONLY $4 every time you come back. HELLO! How much popcorn do you have to eat for that to break even????????? Movie theaters wonder why they don't make money? and why people prefer to stay home? noise, crowds, cell phones and $50 for a coke and popcorn. Nachos were like $6.50. They would quadruple sales if they just lowered the price. As it is I only go when it's an "event" type movie for me. Meaning Jurassic Park will be it for me this year. And I aint buying no popcorn.

I do actually think that every time he says it.

We still have an old fashioned drive in about 30 miles away, I'd go. I remember going in my footie pajamas and we were allowed to go play on the swings, eat popcorn then after the cartoon we were supposed to go to sleep. They were watching some monster/horror movie and campers were in the woods. Dude crawls out of the tent in the middle of the night and I shouted "don't forget toilet paper" to the man who then got eaten by creature. I was not scared, just concerned for his hygiene. We also later went to see "colors" Sean Penn, Robert Duvall movie and unbeknownst to the parents every other word was "fuck" and nekkid running around. So the parents (not mine) just took the speakers out of the windows. So we watched a "silent" movie at the drive in. haha

I even said stuff flying at my face.

Generally I'm too poor to go to movies anyway so why would I pay extra extra for it? And most times I can't imagine it really adds anything but I've been trying to see something anything in our new IMAX theater. I headed out for Guardians of the Galaxy and it had stopped showing in IMAX the day before. >:( I knew this wasn't IMAX but there was a closer theater for 3D, oh well, it was good. For virtually no plot I loved it. I really really really really enjoy that Nichola Hoult kid, who woulda thunk it from his "About a Boy" days? And someone is asleep at the switch I said "BigD and gimme the D" like 9 times. pffft I've had my first "credenza" correction for the week. I was at my boss' DESK and took a message, left it right there on the keyboard. Big flourescent yellow pad, told him about said message. He buzzes me and says "I don't see a message on the credenza" I said it's right on your keyboard, he says "oh I see it now, but remember leave notes etc on the credenza, it'll get lost" I feel like going all Cameron from Ferris Bueller on his credenza. Hack it to bits, kick it and fling it off a tall building shouting "he loves a credenza"

So did I! High five \||||. I thought it was very good even though it's just stuff blowing up non stop. I go to movies so rarely that it's always an adventure. I picked amongst the 3d choices (real d) super 3d & big d. Turns out I got no D. IF IT HAS D IN THE NAME STUFF BETTER COME FLYING AT MY FACE. >:( Mine was just bigger theater, bigger screen and "luxury" seats. Surround sound. Pffft. Still good but I will see Jurassic park in iMax or somebody gonna die.

You guys give me such confidence and peace of mind. :0

I highly recommend never causing me ouchy. In the wallet or the face. I rillllly rilllllllly don't wanna bleed. In my face. :s

Oh I'm finding out what the alternatives are. I've got a $1000 deductible for a year so if they want that up front well then we ain't having them out. And if it's only 50% paid and who the hell knows how much it costs then also not an option. But if they're something that almost everyone has removed why the hell do we have them?

Den-titht :( Routine cleaning but ... but... they wanna get my withdom teeth out. They're only parthially emerged and that maketh me have cavitieth back there. Can't I jutht rinthe with peroxthide? a lot? Can I put duct tape over em? I could put all my food in a blender from now on and jutht thuck it through a thtraw and bypath the teeth altogether? Yeth?

I did the sneeze fart but luckily it was blamed on a boy near me. I was also called up to the front if the room once because the teacher was hunting a gum chewer. And I started sweating profusely. So I was teased about that. Just didn't like errbody focused on me.

Mine does answer to "asshole" because I hear him in another room doing something he shouldn't and I holler "what are you doing asshole?" So I like to believe that I speak to my cat in a sane way, not a crazy cat lady way. My sister had bypass surgery so she called home so the dogs could hear her voice and she babbles into the phone "You are such a handsome boy!" and "so pretty, such a pretty girl" I would just say "hey asshole quit getting into stuff". He chews cardboard and tape, seriously no packages can come to my house and not be put on a high shelf, he would eat christmas tinsel. Shiny and plasticy he eats. You're a freak! What is your problem weirdo? But he also will lay on his back and let me thump on his tummy (he's a fat lil fucker) and Game of Thrones is an endless intro!

My cat likes to walk across my keyboard too, or nap on it, like a warm blanket for him. And he keeps locking stuff, the password to get in, he turned off the wifi, thought the damn thing was broken. He's a pain in the ass, and a stinky.

So if anyone deletes your WD for a football game you can scream "THAT WAS MY PERSONAL EPISODE" and file a law suit?

Well DVR is digital video recorder so what is PVR? pigital? pimiento? pickachu? Personal, porn, pabst, pizzicato, pulchritudenist?

We had "bad to the bone" as our high school graduation song. They rejected our original song choices for "language" so George thorogood it is.

I was excited for a minute :( I had something to look forward to in about a month. Now what am I gonna do? Tie dental floss onto lightning bugs and train them to do cirque du soleil tricks? Cuz I'm In my hammock in the tree awaiting the ZA. Round up the other sqwiwwels and start an illegal gambling club and ferment some nut juice? I'm shaving my tail! Ima have a Mohawk and be a rebel.

Is a pvr what I've had all day? POSTRAUMATIC VISCOUS RAGE? I can't even talk to anyone in case I revert to noise and high pitched squeals while crying.

Mother's day schmother's day, meh means nothing to me. But hot damn I had a crappy weekend and then Mad Men messed with my head. I should just watch cartoons because I don't want to think, hadnt even started Game of Thrones yet. And the new holiday to celebrate is "bash nachomama Monday" EVERYBODY'S DOING IT! :D I show up for work on a Monday and it's all about what I did not do for Friday, we are "closed" on Friday but they come in and do office hours and apparently alllllllllllll these things i don't do become a huge deal on a Friday, they could call me, but don't. They sit on it til Monday then unload it on me. I have no days off, I work 7 days a week, Friday is my only "kinda" day off because I don't go to work until evening, but if it prevents me getting my ass chewed because they're too fucking stupid to ask me for stuff on a Thursday or god forbid can't find something that's so vitally important (on a day we are "closed") then fuck it, I'll come to work Friday morning so you can't blame me for every fucking thing under the sun.

Welcome back. Been missing a few faces. Dunno if it's hiatus-itis. Is this the last mad men or next to last? I did not need to watch this before bed. Oi vey.

The ads at the bottom of my page say "the 10 worst actors ever on tv" and it's a picture of Chandler Riggs. haha

I think the experimental drug is the goofball brokenremote took and disappeared.

I'm volunteering to be walker bait. This is not my day, week, month, year or decade. Yes I did just take 2 weekends off from my second job because my sister had bypass surgery, short notice yada yada now they want me to come in Thursday, which I can do but will do so with no sleep after I've worked 10 hours at my other job. I owe the girl, she worked for me but screw the company. I've slept in my clothes and on a couch or chair for 9 days, all I wanted to do was sleep. I do need the money, Lord have mercy do I need the money. It's like I've sold my soul to the devil but for a really shitty deal. And how helpful is it that when the DVR is full it records 5 minutes of every show? I was surprised, thinking, oh great I didn't lose much, then I actually attempted to watch some of the stuff. blergh. Is there a coma drug I can volunteer for? Just check out for about a year?

I'm not claiming that CLC or anyone has a reason to go off half-cocked on public transportation but with everything going on in Baltimore after everything in Ferguson, people are tense. If anyone did use the "n" word I'd expect a beat down. People are going crazy. I understand zombies more than I understand actual people these days.