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Too clever! Kind of jealous I didn't pICK up on it

I was eavesdropping at Target today while standing in line to return a bunch of stuff. They nicely took back $150 worth of shirts and gave me cash. But next to me, two people were told they reached some sort of corporate limit for cash returns and could only receive store credit even though they were only trying to return $12 of merch today. Not sure if it's linked to the credit card or the driver's license. The Good Girls might be working around that limit by paying in cash. They can also avoid the corporate limit by traveling around the country and shop/returning at regional big box stores. It's still early enough that this can be worked into the show. I wouldn't be surprised if next week they have to find a new tactic because Cloud 9 (I love that crossover btw!!!) flags the three of them and stops accepting their returns. With the rate this show is moving, it seems like there is a different crime in every episode.

To be clear, I don't think any of them are amazing looking. I am just jealous that they survive off of alcohol and taco bell and somehow don't weigh 200 lbs.

Maybe she's channeling her previous life...??

I came here just to say that Beth gives me some real Nancy Botwin vibes...and I am ALL ABOUT IT!!!

I'm younger than most of them (WAYYYY younger than Jax!!) and I still like to be in bed by 10:30 at the very latest. I don't know how they all drink nonstop, stay up all night, lounge around all day and still look like that.

When I worked in TV, most of my job was booking travel. Usually there are different levels of clearance like crew is always economy, talent is in business and anyone with a producer credit might get first class. Lisa has a producer credit for the network with VPR. Her and Kyle are the only OGs. It would not surprise me if production books them on first. It's also possible the two of them just paid the difference to upgrade. Occasionally people with premier status with the airline get bumped automatically. I've never worked for Bravo so I can't say for sure, but that's how we did it on my show back in the day.

Apparently a healthy Dorit is way more fun than a sick Dorit. But I still maintain that a colonoscopy is more fun than even a healthy Dorit. Those bottoms looked SO SAGGY!!! I've seen better fitting bikinis at Walmart

I'm just hoping maybe she'll sleep through the Berlin trip so the rest of the girls can actually have fun. Also, the B-roll of the zoo animals was exactly what I needed after the Yulin film. I hope we get to see more of the animals since LVP and Kyle's pups won't be around

Cool girl Teddi strikes again! I love how she mocks the other women for bringing four bags when she only brought two. But her two "suitcases" are the size of my ENTIRE dresser.

He's like a caricature of an attractive man

This is a very serious question, did Dorit forget to put on pants before going to Erika's? If only she knew someone who could design some trousers for her...

Only three seconds in and Storm already stole the show! More doggies! Less Dorit :P

To be fair, they've been celebrating his birthday for weeks now. He can't get a pass forever. But I do agree that Scheana needs to butt out. I don't think she really cares about Brittany (if she did, she wouldn't be trying to throw her together with Jax 2.0) but instead is taking a stab at Jax because of what he said about Rob not loving her. My first thought when I saw the bottle shtick, was that she was letting us into whatever weird fetish she and the Myman get up to behind closed doors. Or maybe she was trying to give Scheana some tips on how to be a better sugar baby. Turns out she's just a grown woman who hasn't outgrown childhood habits. But then again, that really isn't out of place with this crowd.

I have so many questions! Where did Lala even find a bottle? How are her teeth not entirely fucked up from sucking on bottle into her 20s? Is her mouth just full of cavities? Should she offer Kristen a warm bottle to help calm her the fuck down? What's more relaxing for a grown ass woman with debilitating anxiety, cigarettes or warm bottles? Why did Lala name her baby bottle after the Schwartz/Katie pet name? How did it take three seasons for someone to finally get footage of this?

It's a good thing there are two of her! Does that mean Erika Jayne was momming it up in New York? While Erika Girardi played trophy wife to the lawyer? Or vice versa?

In real life, Pauly Shore's mom owns the comedy club where Esther and Benji met. He was surprisingly bearable in this role!

Honestly, this post is more satisfying than Erika's book could ever be. Maybe she can credit Tina Fey as a ghostwriter too!

I love this idea! David as Erika's lackey:

All real estate transactions are public record and because I'm nosy, I looked it up. They listed for $4.795M and late January reduced to $4.5M. The sale is still pending but once it closes that will be $2662/sq ft.

I love this! I think we might be the only two people who watch both Schitts Creek and RHOBH lol. Can Catherine O Hara replace Dorit next season?

Personally I don't buy into it but I think it helps some people with the grieving process. Whether they believe in it or not, someone is telling them that their loved ones on the other side are doing just fine. It can be a comfort. It's like Teddi said, she doesn't believe one bit of it but it was nice to remember her childhood friend. At least Kyle was footing the bill this time so nothing lost on Teddi's part. Lisa, on the other hand, was not ready for that, having buried her puppy just days prior. I found that twitter move offensively tacky and she's lucky LVP didn't go full on Erika Jayne Rage at her because she certainly deserved it.

I love everything about your post! Someone get me my fanny pack! Dorit talks like she's the only woman on earth who's ever had a job before! And she sure goes to a lot of meetings for someone who has virtually zero design input in the finished product. Poor Lois travels 1000 miles and is subjected to a marathon of Kemsley fantasies. She deserves better!

I missed a few seasons in the middle so I just assumed I didn't see Kristen's vacation induced emotional terrorism but it's good to know I'm not alone. The flashback clips they showed were just regular crazy Kristen crying over Sandoval. Having Stassi around is exactly why Brittany should leave. For one, Stassi left 30yo model Jax, Brittany's stuck with pushing 40/midlife crisis washed up Jax. And ultimately he's not grown AT ALL! In fact, I think he's gotten stupider since being on the show. It seems like Brittany is convinced she's the girls who's finally going to change Jax but she needs to snap out of that fast.

Too true!!! Such a missed opportunity!!!!