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NICELY DONE.

Katie is awful, just terrible. However, I've not really bought into the whole "Schwartzie" schtick - remember this is an individual who purposefully poured beer over his girlfriends head which was one of the most disrespectful things I have seen done on this show which features James Kennedy. I have always side eyed him since that moment - he definitely has a nasty side as well. This marriage is going nowhere fast.

FUCK VICKI. It needs to be said over and over.

Man, EFF Vicki. She is the complete worst.

The long story short is that Bethenny has held a grudge against Luann for YEARS - ever since she was the scrappy underdog and Luann looked down on her - and now that she has made it to the "top" she is wasting no time trying to smash Luann back down into the ground. There is a deep-seated hatred in Bethenny's heart against Luann - it was deeply uncomfortable seeing clips of the Berkshires meltdown and I honestly feel like she set women back years with her dirty, low-down slut shaming.

So I also hate Bethenny for making me like Luann on this episode. That woman embodies cool in the best sense of the word - Bethenny and Carol tried to verbally ravage her and she ends up being the one who wins in the end because she acts so chill after their argument that they get flustered and uncomfortable. They expected that their words would run her out of town but instead her calm ran them out. Its actually a great lesson for any of us who are in a similar situation - don't let those bitches see you sweat (until you are in private, and I was touched by her tears outside with Dorinda). If she were to ever write another book, this is what she should write about - how to stay a boss bitch in the face of haters.

The point at which you think you should rest your head in a random room on Chantelle's yacht is the point at which your ass should go home. Girl please. I'm sorry but be reasonable/rational/smart - if you have been having chemo and radiation therapy and you had a low grade temp at home then why the hell are you going to a party. Daisy confuses me. Call me cold, but she should have several seats.

Oh Daisy, come on now. I'm sorry but I have to support Demetria on this one - I truly think that Daisy has it out for her. I don't blame and in fact I RESPECT Demetria for leaving - she is a grown ass woman and has no time for bullshit. It was actually really nice to finally see a woman on reality TV actually say "BYE" to the BS instead of engaging in an all out verbal smackdown just to save face for TV. Chantal needs to take MANY seats. So does Melyssa, given what we see for next week. While Geneva should never be throwing bottles at anyone's head, I am starting to see how the bricks were getting laid to lead her to that point.

Again, FUCK Kim Richards

Yo, FUCK Kim Richards.

"Some (wo)men just want to watch the world burn" - Alfred Pennyworth speaking prescient words about GG Gharachedaghi

It cannot be stated enough: What did Jessica do to her FACE?!?! Did she pull a Stassi and just gain a smooth 10-20?

While I do believe that Ariana is living in a world of denial, after having her put out there that her father passed away and Tom was there for her, I am inclined to give her as well as him a pass. He was likely her deep support during such a difficult time, and because of that I can see why she is willing to go to bat for him. Imma just let this one slide.

I normally hate it when what I am about to say about Kenya is said about any woman, because it's a phrase that is oftentimes wrought with misogyny, but I honestly can say that I completely see why she is not married - she might just be the most immature woman I have ever seen.

I don't feel sorry for ANY of these people because they decided to put their lives on television. All that is in the dark eventually comes to the light, particularly in the world of reality TV. If your family has secrets or even worse demons, why put your lives in front of a lens? Kyle and Kim are reprehensible.

Sylvia should get her thyroid check because them eyes....

So Kenya Bell from Basketball Wives got a makeover and a vocal coach and a new name and ran her ass over to Bravo to be Demetria on RHOA? Do I have this correct? Y'all know I ain't wrong!

I only have sympathy for Todd because I hate Joyce so much, but homeboy went in knowing how much the come up was going to cost him. Too bad for him he's realizing that marrying Kandi just truly isn't worth it. So Nene is Lisa and Porsha is Brandi (before the loss of their "friendship" of course)?

http://www.bravotv.com/the-real-housewives-of-atlanta/season-7/episode-708/videos?clip=2835604 A big fat "Bye Felicia" to shit-stirring Kandi. She is going to lose a mature and good man over her bitch of a mom, and she completely deserves it.

Its becoming more apparent to me that Nene knows completely what's up between Cynthia and Peter and has been an ear for Cynthia for the various trifling ish that Peter has done to her through the years. Everytime Nene says "I've been a damn good friend to you" and stares at Cynthia, with Cynthia going silent and putting her hands up in agreement, the more I know that Nene has some deep ish on Cynthia and Peter's relationship. I know everyone is getting mad at Nene for dropping the Anna Mae card, but I can identify. All of us have that friend who stayed keeping us up at night crying about their no-good man and then when they go back to that dude they expect us to act like everything is okay and that they hadn't spent the past few months bashing their dude and making us hate him too. Seeing the difference between how hype Cynthia was about being done with Nene and her complete 180 with a smile this wide after she and Nene "made up", she clearly comes back around to those that she loves and forgives abuses far quicker than most of us would. She just can't (and shouldn't) expect that everyone else will be as flexible as she is.

Ugh, NEXT to ALL OF THIS. ZZZZZZZZZZZZ. Mona Scott, wake me up when ATL returns.

Also, I think we can all say that Cynthia is gorgeous so lets just get that out of the way, but with all her hype about the Bailey Agency and modeling, girl why you look stiff as a board when you walking? Giving a good dose of reality to the phrase "Those who can't, teach". ***sips tea***

Please take the "Momma" out of the title.

cameraman was on level SHADE tonight with the closeup of Todd's bare finger. Also, can we all agree to stop calling Joyce "Mama Joyce". She is undeserving of a maternal title. Heifer.

I hate Kandi the most. She has the horrendous combination of being a weak ass heifer who also STAYS shit stirring.