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I think that's a little harsh don't you? Parasites deserve better than being compared to Brandi.

My God, I really am losing it, since my reaction to your post was "I hope so". Congratulations Brandi, I now hate you so much that I would endure screen time for Faye if it means seeing you taken down. In fact, I would look forward to it. Well done, Skank, well done. Note to Kim: Based on your history, when you do not show up the "parties" on the show everyone wonders if it means you have, once again "fallen off the wagon". When you do show up, You remove all doubt. Anyone who thinks Kim is still clean and sober, I have bridge in Brooklyn you might be interested in. And I hesitate to use the word "still" since I am not convinced there ever was a wagon. Previously I had hoped to see Kim removed from the show for being boring and stupid, but I could not say I really disliked her. I can now. She is a vile human being. She is loving this ridiculous battle between her sister and her new BFF. She is pathetic, truly, but I am out of sympathy. I am sick of the excuses. Grow up, Sober up and, to quote your pal, Shut the Fuck up. Then go away and take the Skank with you. I am done. I really don't give a flying fig what happens to her any more. Kyle clearly has her own issues. I love my sisters, but I cannot imagine begging any of them to "choose me". It's wierd. Yeah, Brandi is wrong to try to get between sisters, but "Wrong" is Brandi's middle name (or is it drunken or slut? whatever) I expect bad behavior from her. It's all she knows. Kyle should just ignore the stupid bitches and get on with her pretty nice life. I love, love, love Eileen and Lisa R and think they are the best additions to any of the HoWives shows in, well, ever. Sadly i don't think Eileen will be back, which is really too bad. I strongly support Eileen's suggestion of taking a hose to those bitches. We have done that at the dog park when nothing else worked. Of course the canine bitches at the dog park have more sense than Kyle and Brandi. They also have more class than Brandi. Finally, Brandi is really going there with Bella? First of all, she is still a child. She got drunk and got behind the wheel, which is supremely stupid and horribe. It does not mean she is an alcoholic. If Yolanda gives the bitch a pass for this, shame on her. That was worse than her stupid "ask your husband" line. Both are typical Brandi. She is a vile POS. She has surpassed Aviva territory now (at least the Veevs stuck with attacking adults) and she needs to be fired. Now.

Best housewife line ever goes to Eileen "I don't know how to fix this, what do I do get a hose and hose them down?

You mean he is breathing?

I agree about Ian. I sort of liked him, not that I thought about it much, but he was one of the few "celebrities" on this show that I 1) Actually recognized, along with Geraldo, Leeza, Viveca, the two howives and two Olympians, and 2) Didn't already hate i.e. Geraldo and Brandi. There have been other celebrities, like Lisa Rinna and LaToya Jackson, that I actually liked better after watching them on C.A. I had forgotten about Dionne Warwick, but yes, you are right. She and Ian have pretty much destroyed whatever good will they had left from their careers (using the term loosely in Ian's case). I just can't take a Geraldo win. He is even worse than Piers Morgan.

I am thinking Geraldo has to have the dubious record of most times in the Board room, not just this season, but over all seasons, so how the hell is he in the final 3? Viveca is close, and while I have come to hate Kenya from this show I don't think Viveca is any better. They are both trash. On the plus side the other major piece of trash, Brandi did not make the final 3. Still, this thing is so phony it's ridiculous.

I may be mistaken, but I seem to recall Sheana saying something like "I just have faith Kristen won't cause a scene at the wedding". I'll have to rewatch to get the direct quote but I swear she said that because I responded to the TV (everyone does that, right?) Dream on you crazy bitch. I mean, saying it out loud. I also recall her spouting some BS about paying for the wedding on a Waitress salary. Yeah, Scheana, we all believe that. Not a single one of us thinks you sold your wedding, along with your soul, to have BRAVO foot the bill. We also believe that neither Tom cheated, that Kristen is totally sane and not at all to blame for the scene at SUR last week and that Jax is not a disgusting pig.

But Schwartz as a parent? I was very concerned about the dog (which BTW, have we seen lately??). I was also confused about the confessions. It is becoming hard to keep them straight. I wonder if Kristen will be re-hired. I mean, it's clear that she will not apologize. She is really cray cray. I have to say that I was a manger for many years, in an office, not a restaurant, but I am with Lisa on the fact that an employee failing to take responsibility for their actions is an unforgivable act. We all make mistakes but failure to own up to them is so annoying. If Kristen had simply taken responsiblity and asked ro forgiveness there is no doubt she would not have been fired. But she seems totally incapable of taking responsibility for anything. Just like her bizarre theory that proving Tom cheated on Ariana somehow makes her less of a sleaze for sleeping with Jax. I just hope that she doesn't fade away like Stassi though. She is much to entertaining to lose.

I tried watching this trainwreck but couldn't stomach 10 minutes of it. Actually, I am glad to know I do still have some standards even if they are extremely low (I have also never made it through an entire hour of True Tori, but I freakin live for Vanderpump Rules). The reason tht the "reasons" don't make sense, IMHO, is because they are all BS and they simply could not put "Famewhore" down as the reason they need to be on Marriage Boot Camp.

This is very true. I am not a Yolanda fan (although i am a fan of her refrigerator), but she has an amazing figure for any woman and for a woman of a certain age, well. it's really, really good. But she is not stick thin like Brandi or Lisa R. I know the saying that you can't be too rich or too thin, but you can, IMO, and it really isn't a good look. Especially as one ages. I love Lisa R, but she could add a few pounds. I also maintain a healthy weight and am still a size 8, and do it by mini fasting (500 calories) twice a week. So I wonder if Yolanda has a similar regimen. Usually I eat a healthy,sensible diet 3 days and eat whatever I want the other two days. Her lemon fast seems more extreme, but clearly she doesn't stay on it all that often. I bet she eats regular food fairly regularly. Brandi, OTOH, reminds me of my mother in law who was an alcoholic and drank the vast majority of her calories, usually wine, which for alcohol is fairly low in calories, and didn't really care if she ate or not. She never had to worry about her weight.

Well now that we've got that pesky Superbowl behind us I am ready and waiting for the Main Event!

You should only worry if you are NOT confused by Kristen's logic. I am not sure if anyone has noticed this but the girl is batshit crazy. Not that I am complaining, I haven't enjoyed crazy this much since Marcia Cross left Melrose Place. Thing I have to keep reminding myself of though is that Marcia was acting. Kristen is not. It must be a measure of how messed up the rest of the chuckleheads are, but I am starting to feel really bad for Tequila Katie. Now she is going to find out that her Tom also cheated. Kinda sad, really. Maybe she just won me over when she finally told Stassi to F off. Well, basically she did anyway.

It's probably his dads credit card too.

It's just wierd to me. I have a few gay friends. If I reference them in conversation with someone else I would just say "my friend Brent," or "my friend Sheri" I can't really figure out why I would even need to reference their sexual preference. I don't say "my gay friend Sheri, and more than I would say "my Straight Friend Kelly". If I throw a party I invite my friends. I don't throw a separate "gay" party either. I even invite my Republican and Democrat friends to the same party. Go figure.

I agree that the best way to get Brandi out is for the cast to freeze her out, and I would think that is the natural evolution at this point. Why on god's earth would Eileen ever want Brandi in her home again? Why would she ever want to sit across a table from her, for fear of flying wine. Clearly Kyle and Lisa V are finished, Lisa R is too smart to go there (she was calling Brandi out two years ago as just another viewer) and Yo may be desperately trying to hold on, but I'd bet Eileen's next paycheck that she will not be invited to any more parties at her home while the King is in residence. Also, I think Lisa V has more pull than just being one of the anchor's on this show. Vanderpump Rules is pulling in quite respectable ratings for a TV show that cannot cost much to produce. Still I think Lisa is too smart to issue ultimatums. I agree that the best would be just to see everyone pretty much blow Brandi off the way Eileen did with her neospurin comment. It's hard to call when these women become dispensible to BRAVO. I could never stand Gretchen from OC, but I think she had a pretty good fan base. She was pretty much fighting with everyone on the show, same as Brandi, although even Gretchie looked classy by comparison, and then zap she was gone. Same with Alexis. Aviva was often the most talked about HW on New York, at least when she showed up, but she is gone. OTOH, the mystery woman to me is Theresa Guidice. I quit that show two seasons back because there was not one, single woman on the show I could tolerate. Now Atlanta has reached that point for me. I realized last Sunday I am also finished with them. Yet Theresa and NeNe remain on those shows, or Theresa will when she get back from Camp, against all odds. So I don't know where the tipping point is, but I really feel that Brandi has reached it. The thing is, as has been mentioned, Brandi just never belonged and that really has nothing to do with how much money she has. The reason, IMO, that Lisa and Kyle can fight and then come back so easily is because they are really basically the same. They are both happily married, stable, settled women. That doesn't mean they are perfect, or that the don't have chaos in their lives, it just means that, at th core, they have some basic class. The same is true of all of the women on BH. All of them, with the sole exception of Brandi, have class. I think that is what I like about the show. Taylor did not and Taylor didn't last long. Brandi does not and Brandi has already lasted too long. I really think we may get our wish and this is her last season. Especially if Eileen comes back, because I really can't imagine Eileen siging up again with Brandi there. If I can see that, I am pretty sure BRAVO can too and personally I think the rebound in the show this year can be directly tied to the addition of Eileen and LIsa R. I just enjoy watching both of them.

In fairness we don't know that here haven't been discussions without the cameras rolling. I also get the distinct feeling that Ken is calling it in this year. I suspect it may have to do with his feeling that Lisa was treated badly last year, first by Brandi and then the others being so willing to pile on. At least I would bet that is how he sees it. Whatever failings he has, I think it's pretty clear he adores his wife and I can see him having a very, very hard time forgiving.

Actually, i seem to recall that Brandi's statement was that the $1000 from Eddie "paid for groceries for a week", not a month. She said is so dismissively you would think everyone spends $1000 a week of groceries alone. I figure she must buy her booze for home consumption at the market, which would explain why the tab is so high each week. Clearly she doesn't eat, and she only has the boys 50% of the time so there is no way that amount is going to for food alone. Unless of course Brandi lied, but that couldn't be it, right. Truth cannon and all that.

Yes Brandi it;s careless to make accusations that could affect your kids. Acting like the drunkest slut, making every offensive comment you can think of and cussing like a drunken sailor, while constantly drunk, is a Mother of Year behavior for sure. Lisa R. should be disappointedin herself? Yeah, OK. Brandi Glanville todays version of June Cleaver. If June Cleaver was a drunken slut.

I saw it because of my girl crush on Eileen. She was funny, but nothing she said was out of line, IMO. Of course as far as I'm concerned, short of shooting her, nothing is out of line with the Skank. This is so typical of that POS. So Whitney made some jokes about Brandi being white trash and a drunk. Neither of those is exactly a stretch and Brandi has admitted to both. But here she is, once again, playing the poor victim, being bullied, yada, yada. Yet, it is perfectly fine for her to insult Elieen's home, her skills as a hostess, her mothering skills because she didn't think to get her 11 year old out of the house to clear the way for Brandi. She can also throw wine in her face. But she's being bullied.

You mean as opposed to being the trash?

I liked her until she dated Ritchie Sambora, her former BFF's ex husband. I have no particular love for Heather Locklear, but to me that is a major violation of girl code. It doesn't matter why the marriage broke up. In my world you do not date a "significant" (a date or two is not significant. A long term relationship or marriage is) ex of any of your close friends. Ever.

On the subject of Monty's terminal Cancer and being out and about. 7 1/2 years ago my ex-husband was diagnosed with Terminal Cancer. He was told he had 6 months to a year. He is stil with us. He has been undergoing Chemotherapy during most of that time, with a few weeks on and then a few off. He does have some awful side effecfts from the Chemo, In fact, his Doctor recently decided to suspend the Chemo and see it the tumor starts to grow again, or if he can remain off it indefinitely. He is not a young man, he is 14 years my senior and I'm old. I am not saying that Monty isn't very ill, but what my ex has explained to me, based on what he got from his Doctor, is that in some cases, and in some forms, Cancer is becoming more like HIV, in the sense that although you are not cured, in some instances you may live with it for years.. His cancer started in his colon (and was discovered in his first ever colonoscopy) and had spread to the liver. Of course, I also have known people diagnosed and then gone 3 months later. I am just pointing out that "terminal" doesn't always mean imminent. As I said, my ex was told 6 months to a year. They were obviously wrong. Although he is still considered "terminal".

Celebrity Apprentice is not getting good ratings. It was last in its time slot even coming in behind Fox-it is never good when one of the big three comes in behind Fox . I don't think Brandi has many options.

Ah, I remember her. No wonder she is defending Brandi. OJ is pretty much the only "celebrity" I would consider worse than Brandi, so yeah, totally makes sense.

Who the hell is Tawny Kitaen other than clearly a friend of the Skank?