Oldernowiser

You don’t know whether to laugh or cry sometimes...

Look, if these people want to stay locked inside that church nonstop for their DIY Rapture/Picnic at Jonestown, fine. But instead then they go back home...and potentially infect 2.4 others per person. In Florida. Home of the elderly and retired. Oh and when they get sick they don’t stay home and just wait for Jesus...they go to ERs and tie up hospital beds, respirators and exhausted medical professionals. This is really no less irresponsible than all those idiots on spring break and at that point social distancing was a suggestion, not a mandate. And chronologically, at least, these are supposedly adults. Absolutely unforgivable.

Oh, sweetie. I’m so very sorry.

What does Jill even read? Do they have a heathen television? Cable? The only book she reads talks about plagues but isn’t exactly current. She may not know. Or she’s only heard about as that political “hoax” or “it’s just a bad cold” and is believing she is protected anyway because Jesus. This is not a smart woman. In part, it’s on the idiots she’s grifting from to tell them to stay away.

I’m so sorry, Betybee. Your mother sounds like a codependent and enabler for your brother. Dealing with that kind of dysfunction is hard enough when you’re healthy! Do NOT risk your health further by doing for them what they’re perfectly capable of doing for themselves. When you’re feeling better, you might want to do some reading about codependent families and how to set boundaries...in the meantime, I send you a big virtual hug. Take care of you!!!!

That asshole founder David Green is worth an estimated $4 BILLION. I can’t bring myself to find the article again but apparently Mrs. Green “prayed on it” and God told her to keep the stores open. Screw unto others, as they can’t screw unto you...is that how that goes? I hope their address just moved way up on the Karma Delivery list.

Visitation, infestation...it’s a fine line. But if those zombies come anywhere near me, sick or well, they can fuck off with themselves. Sideways.

I see the University of Michigan is well represented...and the timing coincides with the Michigan case numbers exploding. My mother is in Ann Arbor. Thanks, arrogant chucklefucks.

“This bold green changing table with its gold bar pulls is a statement piece in our minimalist household.” I started smirking at “statement piece” and flat-out guffawed at “minimalist household.” Honey, we’ve seen the piles of used diapers. Nice try. P.S. Is she pregnant again or is it just that the muffin top has expanded to a whole loaf?

I watched “Grace and Frankie.” Lily Tomlin, Jane Fonda, Sam Waterston...martinis and a beach house. I am never coming back!

My sweet 92-year-old mother who has dementia is in an assisted living facility in Michigan where someone two days ago tested positive and is in the hospital with Covid-19. They are all in lockdown in their rooms and I am scared for her. We live in Washington state and are in self-isolation. So far, we’re healthy. I am stress eating and drinking wine inappropriately. Clearly I have substandard coping skills and am mostly just scared witless. 😱😱😱

If forced to a choice among starvation, banana bread, and eating my own hair... Banana bread comes in last. 😝

Did they really photoshop out Felicity’s nipples?

That chin on the hand pose always bugs. Nobody does this in life.

I swear I’m hearing the auctioneer’s voice over those photos... ”Here we have a fine young mare. Dressed out weight, 80 pounds, height 5 foot, servant’s heart, proven breeding stock, thick glossy coat, comes with 15 pound Bible. Bidding starts at a hundred.”

“Graduate” from what, exactly? For what it cost to have that 1992 prom hair done and having the photos “professionally done” they could have just fed her good healthy meals for a month. She would have looked so much better...

If it makes you feel any better I have an area rug that at least three Duggars own. Mercifully it’s in a powder room I don’t use often but I glare at it every time.

Not to be sizest, but how the hell does Mr. Rod squeeze into that toilet zone? Sorry for that mental image... I really wonder if his size is due to what he eats rather than quantities. If he’s gulping down a couple of liters of soda every day that’s a really good way to end up with a build like that.

WAAAAAY too much crap. Every time someone flushes all those tzotchkes are going to be receiving a fine aerosol spray of e coli. Have she learned nothing the last few weeks?

Oops. Sorry. You’re right. Will try to correct..

Sorry...got Jill and Jinger mixed up and in all honesty, this probably won’t be the last time. Mea culpa.

And poor, less densely populated states would be absolutely lowest in priority for having access to the actual tests. How did that go again...if they don’t test, “the numbers don’t go up.” Words fail.

Felicity is now RFP’s MiniMe. She looks just like him.

Just wait. I had to go buy my mother emergency Depends.

You are me...normally, a week at home? Fine. Preferable, even. Now that I can’t leave? 😱 We humans are one contrary species!