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JenHell, you can easily find your missing pet if it had a locator chip. Even one in it’s collar. But that would require you to actually take care of your animals and give a rip about them. Maybe even take them to the vet. It’s probably another subterfuge….David probably shot the puppy and it’s ‘lost’ aka buried somewhere on the swamp like poor Nugget. The concern is all fake, it’s happened before and it will happen again. #neverForgetNugget

Did y’all catch Marcelino’s talking head complaints about the threesome from last season? Guess that’s where things went left. Brittany was too focused on her prison bae instead of her husband. Many folks don’t realize that sex with other partners can’t work unless there is a lot of communication about boundaries beforehand. I’m picturing B focused more on her girlfriend than her husband, and Marcelino realizing he may have been a cipher or a bedpost with all the action he got. She probably sold it to him as 2 on 1 sex orgy, but it’s really 1 lesbian, 1 bisexual with each other, and him on the sidelines. Now he’s salty af and acting up cause he thinks B set him up just so she could love up on her former bestie/roomie. All the tears, guilt tripping, and crying won’t do her any favors…that man is checked out of their relationship sexually. Which is so sad because they seemed to have a decent thing going…Until Brittany got too greedy. You can’t eat your cake and have it too. Marcelino can’t even tell her the source of his ire, he just keeps doing all this passive aggressive ish. Pitiful.

I came here for this comment. The whole time Rachel is on camera, I can’t even focus on her constant prattle, I’m so stunned by her facial makeup. Makeup is supposed to enhance your beauty, not make you look like a doll . I don’t even get the point of that pink across her face. She is clearly not saving her mtv money…she just spends it on oodles of vomitous PeptoBismol Barbie wannabe pink crap. The pink is horrid with her skin tone, it does her no favors. Even Barbie knows how to pair her pink as an accent, or use other colors to make her look more human and less garish…and she’s a doll. Rachel will always blame everyone for all her problems and issues….she does not have one iota of self reflection or accountability..

I know its scripted reality tv, but I just can’t get enough of this trashy show. The more seasons, the more crazy the stories get. Does it give you more street credit something? Why are folks putting themselves through it? It can’t be all for money… It’s almost like the felons are now spending their time scheming how they can get on this show. Even if it means to pretend to be smitten for DaOnte. Surprised he still has his job at the boat yard, cause he never seems to actually DO any work. Sarah (Shawn’s future wife) seems quite off to me this season. Could be the pregnancy but she’s accepting a lot of nonsense every other segment. She’s all bark and no bite, and seems to be a door mat. Why does she still believe in fairytales? She’s young (mid-20s), She’s so cute, and she can do way better than Shawn. She’s caught Shawn in a zillion lies, but she does nothing about it. Why she allowed herself to be impregnated by Shawn makes zero sense. I thought convicts developed street smarts? What is her angle, and why is she not following her intuition? Shawn just gets more and more despicable every episode…and what does Sara do? She just gives him a look, may sound stern for a few seconds, yet keeps going with this wedding foolery. Is she that desperate to have a wedding that she fails to realize she has to deal with Shawn as her HUSBAND? Sara has her work cut out for her, and I don’t think she’s equipped to deal with a narcissist con-man of Shawn’s level. She has no concept of enforcing proper boundaries or following them with consequences. This is why he’s able to just steamroll her and get his way. For all of Destinee’s foulness, I finally get why she stays in anger mode with Sean. You can’t let your guard down for one second because he’s more than likely lying or doing something foul that he knows he shouldn’t be doing. You have to be a tough gal to deal with Shawn’s moronic self. I guess that’s why he keeps blowing his 401K for these jail birds. No sensible woman in her right mind would put up with all his deceptive antics. The oldest son Brandon? Is way more smart and intelligent than his imbecile of a father. Staying away from Shawn is a blessing, so all the kids who are far from his clutches have a chance and being normal. For all Kelly’s faults, she raised a smart kid. Brandon seems to have a good head on his shoulders, which is far more than that of his sire.

Wow...she’s gotten so...fluffy. Is is lockdown snacking, depression, drugs, or is her bad diet finally catching up to her? Take a walk on that corpse-ridden land of yours. I thought she was an active tomboy...what happened? Wow. The hatters strike again! I didn’t even get to participate in this one, it was so quick...lol. I thought at least they would have recorded/aired 1 episode before she would be fired, but you hatters were too quick for her. Her head is spinning, she didn’t realize how much she is still hated. When we promised you would never make easy money again, we were not kidding. So funny how Jenelle first claimed she was a producer and couldn’t get fired. Sweetheart, you can’t just give yourself a title. You need to put in work, money, clout, or connections to be made a producer. Even I know to get that Ish in writing. Guess she’s back to tiktok deluding herself that she’s a dancer. She thinks she has all these fans, but her true ‘fan base’ has Lo grown up, they’ve all moved on> it’s the hatters that are left, and until Nugget rests in peace, she won’t.

I think she means her first car that was bought off the lot, or from a dealer. She bought “Used” Your comment made me LOL....podcasts...that would be fun podcast to listen to during traffic Shante for sure has the hookup, her hair is always on point. Doubtful. And they have plotted their livelihood for the next couple of years. We are all over their storyline though. Yeh, she will always play victim til her dying day. As long as there is some sucker waiting to pay her bills in exchange for some WAP, she will keep grifting men [and women too].

Hallelujah! We are Finally done with Bria’s wedding. May we (and Lexi) never have to endure another. What a season, very fast-paced, each epi had a lot. I suspect a lot more goes on behind the scenes. .and their ‘drama’ is blown up out of proportion. I wish we had an epi after the wedding, or an epilogue to see the post-life, not just a quick clip. Lexi attending the wedding, being nice, and conceding the beef with Matt was a nice gesture. Hope there is some money left over for her wedding, when it comes. The mom Jenn does play favorites. They need to work that out in family therapy. Now with Mike deceased , it’s more glaringly obvious. This is some of of Lexi’s legit unspoken beef. I thought it all came together really well. Big Mike was missed but honored well. I didn’t like when Bria said, “he gave me good weather for my wedding day.’ I reckon, Bria can be so childish at times. he’s dead... not God🤨 or the weatherman. I liked her color scheme. I didn’t see the cake...anyone have a SS? Regarding costs, she may have gotten a lot of it comped. This can also explain why Bria wasn’t changing her date even for the plague. She may have been under contract All the vendors were probably so happy to have business, and they got a lot of wedding footage too. Kim K got her 2nd wedding fully comped and couldn’t cancel even though she had cold feet, the 78 day marriage. So long ago, I may have the figure wrong...but her event was over $1.5 million if memory serves. Do you think there will be another season? I may watch it, but only to see Lexi rise up. I can’t do another season of Lexi the Martone family doormat. Cinderella vibes, anyone?

No. She won’t take him back. He broke her heart, her soul, and her spirit. He betrayed her in the worst possible way. He embarrassed her publicly, used her money to lavish on his mistress, and then got a new baby. The baby was the dealbreaker. No way Jose. She’s done. And will not take him back. It may take her some time to emotionally disconnect, and this is normal. Psychology Today research article I read once said that it takes around half the time you were in a relationship to fully emotionally get over that relationship. Using that math, it will take her around 11 years to disentangle emotionally. This was not a boyfriend, it was her husband of 20+ years. I’m hope she’s in therapy, that will help things along. The thing is, Kevin was her caretaker, manager, protector, etc. but Wendy was the star in their relationship. She had always been the star and Kevin played 2nd fiddle to her. With Sherina, Kevin is the rockstar of the relationship..., and he’s the one being taken care of and catered to. They were not equally yoked, and it’s a testament to her desire to maintain a family for KevJnr that allowed her to stay for that long. She has to go through all the stages of grief. Currently. she’s in her bitter Betty stage, but will move on eventually. She will get to the other side, and be happy again. The Graves’ disease is an autoimmune condition, and stress aggravates and makes it worse. The lymphedema is another battle she’s fighting. She has to cut back on stress in her home life. She needs to prioritize her health. She will pull the pieces together...it may take a few years, but she will elevate. I see her making it through the divorce saga. Kind of like Beyoncé’s mom Tina Lawson...she got a man who adores her, loves and respects even more than Matthews Knowles did. That’s what I hope for her.

Movies are usually filmed 6 to 24 months ahead. They end up in post-production and editing for awhile. Her mom just recently died at the end of 2020. That’s why it wasn’t in the movie...the movie was already made before her mom passed. Her parents both were in the documentary. Yes, a title card would have helped, but she’d already covered so much, and this was a recent devastating event.

Thank you @GussieK. welcome to the group @LucyEth see you in Wk4 forum

So far, I have not been able to watch it. Should I? Or skip the torture and wait until next week?

I followed you down the rabbit hole Snarkish! Ahhhh! My eyes...I need sunglasses! Found her Facebook Bria Martone Mancuso. You’re absolutely right. She’s one of those folks that has to post pictures about every single thing. Almost as if she’s trying to prove to the entire world how happy she is. She must have a photographer on call, or book photo/makeup sessions every 2 weeks. Maybe she’s trying to launch a modeling career? Except for 1 nice shot, The underwater shoot seemed either like a borderline porno or a constipated mer-man kidnapping a slutty looking fairy. Ha! She reminds me of Teresa from NJ Housewives, all those huge fake smiles, all glitz/glam, hair flip and fakery hiding a broken marriage and criminal activities. Usually when I have friends posting gushy tributes nonstop on Facebook, they are also the ones constantly fighting in real life, making up and breaking up. But their fake-book pictures make them look like #marriage goals, they sound so gushy mushy. No new pics since Xmas, only flashbacks. They must have been fighting on NYE and MLK day... *gasp*😳🙄p Lets see if there will be another post and photoshoot in time for Valentine’s Day. Photos make her look like a loving stepmom. I guess it’s easier if the kids to accept her since they have known her all of their lives, she’s just like another aunt or mom to them. I do wonder where the twins’ bio-mom is. Curious how she feels that Bria has effectively replaced her online to where I almost forgot they weren’t her kids for a sec. but Matt is no prize so she probably doesn’t care. The apple does not fall far from the tree. Bria is Jen’s mini-me. Down to the boobs out all the time. This is why Jen lets Bria get away with everything. And sadly, Lexi has completely disappeared...I had to squint to see her in that staircase Xmas party photo. This is why it’s not good to have a favorite child or play favorites and create competition for your love with your kids. So pitiful. #FreeLexiMartone

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Poor Lexi. She really has wilted under this gigantic burden this season. With Mike gone RIP, she is the only one to deal with this whole clusterfuck. He should have made out a will, and had Lexi be the executor of the estate. This whole family needs a reality check, and boundaries ASAP. Looks like the mom Jen calls Lexi out next week, and comes at her for not being “supportive” for the wedding, which is just a huge unnecessary distraction. A wedding circus to distract from the empty hole left in the family from Mike’s death, and Bria marrying her sugar-baby turned con artist. Meanwhile Lexi keeps stomaching all this nonsense. This is why she is so unhappy, everything she has built, going to Matt? Oh mylanta...! Lexi needs to protect herself. She has to make sure Bria’s stupidity doesn’t drag the entire family down too. I doubt Bria will make Matt sign a pre- or post-nup. I hope the business is not in Bria’s name at all. I hope the show gives Lexi financial freedom, confidence, and a voice. Based on her talent, I hope she can expand her platform and brand, and leave the back of the hair salon. She needs to separate her business from the cesspool of Bria’s bad decision-making ...Matt will be stealing from there soon. She can charge more for her exclusive, gorgeous nails, maybe even do nail merchandising down the line, at-home nail kits, subscription service. She can have her own nail studio, and she will have more and more clients once the pandemic is over. She’s taken the first step by getting her own apartment, so she’s heading in the right direction. I hope she keeps going until she achieves all her dreams. Lexi really got the lion’s share of brains in the family. I know it’s bad to call people names, but Bria is —pretty. And dumb. And stupid. Selfish, narcissistic, and always wants to be the center of attention. She paints herself as confidant and gorgeous, but truly she is insecure, needy, a spoiled brat, and very selfish. She obv has some inner work to do on her soul and spirit to make her insides match her outside. Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again expecting different results. She thinks that a big wedding will somehow fix Matt’s selfishness, and turn a shitty boyfriend into a wonderful husband ...um no. She will learn this lesson painfully the hard way. Hopefully, we get to see it this season, or mixed in next season amidst Lexi rising like a Phoenix, elevating, and taking her rightful place as head of this family. Maybe she will start her business empire .

Bria is just the absolute worst ! I know her parents spoiled her, but this is ridiculous. She wants a splashy, extravagant, over the top wedding...In the middle of a freaking GLOBAL pandemic, mere months after dad passes away? Who is supposed to foot the bill for this wedding? It’s not useless Matt...or his seemingly normal parents, that’s for sure. This whole family (-Lexi) is just delusional and has their heads stuck in the sand. Poor Mike, looking at his obesity...and hearing he smoked for decades... I sensed in Season 1 he would not last too long, but February to May —-cancer got him that quick? Or did he know early on and just didn’t tell his family? I don’t want to speak ill of the dead, but it’s better he passed than to see how dumb princess Bria’s life with relapsed-addict-cheater Matt will turn out. Train wreck! The wedding bills alone would have triggered a huge debt...oh boy! Mr. Spiderella suggested that Big Mike may have been worth more dead than alive, had crippling disappointment at Bria’s poor decisions, and didn’t want to live to have to give her to turd-Matt. So he gave up the fight. Or just didn’t have any more fight left in him. So am I to believe all their antics are because of Big Mike’s death? And they are all trying to cope/ coping in their own different ways? MomJen distracting herself with planning this nonsensical wedding? Grandma pretending those twins are her grand babies ? Or is this entire family just a bunch of fake pretenders (minus Lexi of course). Start of episode, Jennifer goes to the bank, and finds out about a nest egg (life insurance?) that Big Mike supposedly had squirreled away. We are led to believe it’s a substantial amount when she said she had never held that much money in her hand before. This may be all the inheritance left, to pay all their debts, the mortgage refinance, level up the businesses, maybe hold them afloat during the pandemic. Any reasonable person would save it for a rainy day or handle financial obligations first. Not this matriarch! She calls Bria immediately. No wonder Big Mike left her out of the financial decisions: She’s as ridiculous as her blinged-brained daughter Bria ! Wasting all that money for 1 day? As soon as she gets the check, she calls Bria to let her know that her delusional “dream wedding” will be paid for by her dead father. Notice how Lexi was not included in that conversation or decisions...is Lexi the black sheep of the family? Meanwhile, Lexi is working nonstop, weekends and nights, to keep the business afloat. You can see how stressed she is on her face, she’s gained weight, is going through a breakup and grieving her fathers death. Using wine to dull her sorrow and work to dull her rage. She’s obviously struggling. Notice how there is not even 1 crumb of emotional support thrown her direction for what is considered very huge problems in the real world. I did like to see that Lexi has her own apartment, an oasis from the crazy that is her family. And her one employee/roomie/friend seems nice and well intentioned. Wonder why she broke up with her boyfriend? How come Lexi gets no love? Instead, Jen is spending all her time, money, energy and focus on bratty Bria, saying :”this poor girl is going through so much“ even though Jen is the one actually doing all the wedding planning, and Mike footing the bill. Bria can’t even be bothered to show up to work, and when she does, she brings Matt and his spawn turning their business (sole source of steady family income), into a daycare. Chasing any remaining customers away— How unprofessional ! Matt is a turd and it’s sad that only Lexi can see it. Bria is so absorbed with her princess fantasy/wedding day storyline that she hasn’t even realized that a marriage is more than 1 wedding day. He can’t even take care of any responsibilities, follow simple instructions (black suit), or care for the kids he fathered for 2 days every other weekend without needing Bria to hold his hand. Instead of a man like her dad, who will take care of her, she’s getting a useless man-child, and expects her whole family to help take care of him, his kids (his responsibility), his addiction, his expenses (does he even have a job?), and whatever drama he brings this week. This is the dude she is blowing up her sisterhood, and wiping out her inheritance for? This slug? She considers herself a princess, and she deems this vile irresponsible hunk of ineptitude her Prince Charming? Where are they gonna live? At the McManshion with Jen? No wonder Lexi moved out! Newflash Jen: you have 2 daughters, not 1! The entire world is in global pandemic shutdown. All sensible brides have postponed their events...but no, Bria must have her wedding, her way! I bet you Bria thought she could cancel coronavirus with more glitter and bling...that’s why she kept going with the never-ending wedding plans, even after it all. “Less is not more, more is more.” Or another pearl of wisdom about Bria, “She’s been planning her wedding since the day she was born.” Her head truly is stuck up in the clouds. The mom/grandma just spoil and indulge her. Her bubble unfortunately will pop sooner rather than later, and that is what I wanna watch. Life will show her that glitter can’t fix it all. As Bria fritters her time away between childish tantrums, and daydreams, State COVID regulations force her to minimize her guest list to 50—oh what a tragedy! My 6-year-olds have handled COVID regulations/cancellations with more pragmatism and grace than bratty Bria. The perpetual victim act is so over done. COVID has affected 7.1 billion people dearie, and it didn’t come just to ruin your wedding. This was filmed summer 2020, so at that point, thousands of folks had died. She should be more concerned about protecting folks at her super-spreader event than her carriage cake topper. She didn’t ask 1 question about protection at the castle meeting. *side note, nice mask but I doubt it’s an n95* We are in the midst of a freaking global pandemic, and you’re oh so worried about pruning your guest list? She really must have glitter in her brain. So far this season, she’s been totally useless, besides looking overly glammed up, what has she done? We find Bria Either tantruming, blowing up with misplaced rage, trying to strong arm vendors into violating statewide isolation precautions with her tears, destroying her salon business by ignoring her clients and turning it into a daycare, siphoning the entire family fortune to pay for her dream wedding, or playing house with Matt, and the twins his “break babies.”