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What the hell is this shit I’m watching? That weird filler faced harpy is an annoying asshole. Time for a 5150. They sure swear a lot. Are they Mormon?

Hate Brown ass. And I’m thinking that her and her cuck are posers like the Bellinos and that Dicko guy with the miserable Peggy. Rented in Florida, rent in the OC, looks like they couldn’t afford to keep the sex apartment up. Why can’t Brown ass move into that apartment? Because these poser fuckers can’t afford it. And she looks like she’s 55. A dried up and haggard 55. Shannon you fucking lush. Control your boozing. You’re an embarrassing shrill hag. The spanx schtick is played out.

What happens after the 10 years? Shannon would be 65. How will her social security work? Hopefully her dumb ass realizes she needs to use the settlement for retirement.

Holy shit, I love you! Even if you do dress like a dickhead. EBAD was the greatest show in the history of TV.

Lol, Shannon telling her kid the Prada jacket cost 2k when she always looks like she shoplifts her shit from the Fashion Bug to me. Blah Whine and her coven laughing at her cuck for wanting his wife to be his wife. How dare be annoyed at her moving her side piece in while he toils away making her booze and Botox money! She thinks she’s going to have a long run on the show and make easy money. Stand on your own two feet, Bronzed Wizened. The dollar tree is hiring. Its a lot! It’s...a lot...ugh, people picking this shit up from the Kardashians. It sounds so stupid and ignorant. Grandma got hit by a freight train? It’s a lot! Lost your job and home? It’s...a lot. Jack Russell got grabbed by an alligator? That’s a lot! Shannon, it’s bad for your dogs skin to soak in chlorine. Maybe she uses a DE filter, but hot water will dry the dogs skin out. Goldens smell, and drying its skin will cause it to produce more oil, making him smell worse. Get a damn dog bred as a pet, not a hunting dog that gets no enrichment. Poor dog is over fed and underworked. Hell has frozen over because Emily has become likeable. I enjoy her bitchy ass husband, but he is a dick to her, never shows affection, always snarky and sarcastic.

Oh man, rock of love was where is was at. Trash in all it’s glory. The blondtourage and cooter shots. I like my trash tv to be trashy.

Lol! You noticed his nipples? And he does look like a sort of dweeby Kobe. Seems like a nice guy, probably too earnest for this shit. I think I’ve aged out. I’m over all the uptalk and meticulously made up masks and fake hair with those stupid beach waves. Shocked that he picked the girl with the buzz cut. The rest all seemed to have the same carefully contrived Instagram hair.

The problem is she doesn’t know what is true anymore. But I like her, so I’m biased. I love the way she stomps around with her rolls jiggling. It’s refreshing.

I can’t stand the Dudd, but if I have to choose sides, I’ll take her. Being authentic isn’t anything to hang your hat on. Ted Bundy was authentic. Fuck Brown bagger. She’s a canker. And a liar. The only thing authentic about her is being an enormous twat waffle.

Oh god, she is Tweek. If Tweek were an adult woman who is a neurotic asshole.

Turn it around. If a man offered a pocket pussy to a woman and said he hoped to replace it with her there would be a different reaction.

Ick. Why do they let them do this shit? Sexual harassment.

So what is the dildo supposed to signify? These women are so childish.

I don’t even know who this guy is, but he’s pretty good at excercise.

She kept having babies as revenue generating units in case Shan or whatever his name is decided to free himself. The kids are bargaining chips.

I was involved about three months. Until the kidnapping, because it was, it was fun. The local people were nice. I can absolutely believe Liz’s story. She was a kid, she didn’t have resources, and she was isolated. I was about 4 hours in before I started deciding a plot to isolate the weakest adult who was elderly and beat the crap out of her to get out, and I was only on one day of sleep deprivation and fasting.

Oh my god! My roommate at the time and I were both dating men with micropenises named Dave . We didn’t know that we were both dating micropeen guys until we got really drunk and compared notes. When I asked her about her little Dick Dave, she just held up her thumb and wiggled it. Just shook her head sadly and wiggled her thumb. What a coincidence. I’m not concerned about size, but a thumb is sort of a challenge.

I thought she looked great in a bikini. Watching her stomp around like a trucker was an added bonus. She seems comfortable. After years of hard body Tamra with the immovable boobs splash around naked, I have no problem with a big girl strutting her stuff.

I know someone who did the same thing. Married young, divorced, married again. Cheated on husband who is an awesome person and father. Moved in with her fling ( took the kids with her) fling died because of doing stupid shit. Went back to good husband. Decided she was gay and dragged the kids off to her wife. Wife got sick of her shit, and now she’s trying to get back with long suffering husband. She’s just a fucked up little thundercunt. Has her kids wait on her while she lies in bed and these young grade schoolers are in charge of making sure mommy takes her brain pills and does her ADLs. Messed up shit. Poor kids are developing issues with anxiety and depression.

I bust out laughing when they were all “Sophie is on a NEBULIZER!!!?????”. Settle down, people use nebulizers for things like congestion . A nebulizer isn’t a ventilator. It’s like she’s so disappointed she’s not gravely ill she’s munchausing her kid. You know what else is bad for Damaged!! Lungs!!!!? Booze. Don’t see her cutting back on that. And she has the lung power to bellow like a bull alligator. I think her damaged lungs are the equivalent of Vicki’s brain coming out her ear.

You guys, I was in a cult for awhile. I was a kid and my older stepsister introduced me. At first it was fun with fellowships, pizza, and going from house to house for church. Then I did the classes which were interesting and spoke in tongues. Then they decided I was ready for the part where the wear you down and break you, but I was on to them and resisted. I never spoke to my stepsister again. I was held captive in a city 150 miles from home in the freezing winter. They took my coat and my bag with my little amount of money. I couldn’t go to the bathroom alone. No food or drink. Had to stand and sing and dance for hours. after 12 hours my brother in law finally had an epiphany and got me out. He later divorced my stepsister. He had never seen the real process because they kept him in the dark because he was a big donor they didn’t want to lose. I was ready to start fighting them with whatever weapon I could find and make a break for the door. There is some creepy shit out there. The Jim jones horror happened, so I tend to believe Liz. It’s weird, but I haven’t thought about that time in like 20 years. But I liked speaking in tongues and the pizza .

God I hope he didn’t dare to eat any potatoes.

I’ve always thought Geraldo was sexy. Much more than Rick Diggler.

And then she can have Sean proofread it for accuracy. As bad as Shannon is, Brown nose is worse. Maybe John and Sean can commiserate over a beer and decide to start dating each other.

I think Liz has a smoking bod. IMO, the best figures on this show were Gretchen, Vicki, Emily and now Liz.