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Mu Shu

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  1. They say love, it don’t come easy. He only sang that one dumb line, every time. That season was amazing! Jillian really knew how to move things along and was just having a great time.
  2. France commented that the fake woke culture here is a threat. France isn’t known for being all that conservative. As for conasse, it’s a word I shouldn’t translate.
  3. I love Pringle’s and slim Jim’s. Two is pretty generous.
  4. And I’ll marry Michelle, though I’m not romantically into ladies. She’s just such a catch! Putting her in my top 5 bachelorettes if all time. I won’t be surprised if she parlays the show into something bigger than shilling diarrhea tea on IG.
  5. Yes. I’m still traumatized by the Carly and Farmer whoseit date. Why do they do this? That poor girl was so uncomfortable. And she totally jerked her head back when he tried to slobber kiss her.
  6. When fucking France says you have a problem, Houston you have a problem. Thank god I’m moving into the actual swamp. Those conasses couldn’t survive a day there so we will be left alone with our good times.
  7. God, it’s like you have the one to do shit. He’s really timid and passive. With those damn 3 foot long legs.
  8. Yep. This was never a show about anything of substance. It’s completely ruined and it used to be glorious, ridiculous TV. I’d rather live on an island that gets hit with hurricanes and the power is out most of the time than listen to anymore of this shit.
  9. I would too! Sorry Matt someone’s baking brownies. This was gross and creepy.
  10. Oh my god his pencil legs.
  11. Lots of younger people and hell older people are living in vans. Show just did her a solid. But ugh the scripted bs. And that peeper girl can shut right up.
  12. I thought Tayshia did great. She came in after Claire’s shit show and turned it around. Probably got a bonus.
  13. I always thought that was stupid. Carrie was skinnier than Natasha.
  14. Nah, they would make him keep me to provide entertainment. But I’m really excited about this one. The middle aged one had a bunch of assholes being themselves and it was great.
  15. For once I’m a right reasoner. I really like Tayshia and hope it works for her.
  16. I knew Michelle was a ringer. She’s just too full of life for Matt the boring bore. Hope she’s not on Paradise. She’s too level headed for that shit.
  17. Fuck the constant screwing to Gen X. We’re too old for mainstream bachelor, too young for AARP bachelor which is going to be fucking epic. I just want to go on and get drunk all the time and tell the bachelor all my poop stories. With my inch long leg hair. I would refuse to wear makeup, and dress in shorts, tshirts, and crocs. Maybe not shower but every third day.
  18. Yes. I thought the 3 M’s were gorgeous. Magi, Michelle, and Mariah. I guess Mariah is gone too. Kind of dumb. Tons of second hand stores. I’ve found high end stuff at Goodwill. Buy it for less than 10 bucks, pay a tailor to fit it. She also got paid about 250k, but it was dumb to blow money on new clothes. I got a Versace dress once.
  19. I would have jumped through the roof if he crept up on me like Nosferatu and laid those space alien hands on me. I have weird long fingers, but his are twice as long and it’s creepy as hell. Now I know why people are creeped out over my hands.
  20. Poor Katie. Dumped by the worlds biggest dullard, and she’ll be known as Dildo Katie online for 150 years.
  21. Matt looks like Nosferatu.
  22. That’s the stupidest fucking date ever. Interrupting a massage is adventurous? and who is the asshole playing pool, and is that dumb blonde one twin or twinner?
  23. He looks like he has spider legs. And he runs like Urkel. and now he’s dressed like mr Rogers.
  24. It would be hard to have a stupid conversation with him too. He’s so dull he couldn’t even carry on a conversation about farts or having a really good poop. He’s like sominex. The generic kind. From Walmart.
  25. I really wish that someone would slip in some GG Allin concert footage for these corny live musics dates instead. I want I see that men in kilts show. After Matt’s pencil legs all those strapping Scottish men look good. I’d rather go to a necrophagia concert.
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