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Can you ask your inside source about it? I'm guessing the summer is when Carole told Beth about her decision to leave the show. It would explain why Beth was so pissy towards Carole from the get-go, as well as Beth's sudden willingness to befriend Sonja and Luann. The jeans were ill-fitting on the models at the runway show, too. I can see them ending up in the bargain bin alongside her SG luggage and jockstraps.

Heather can come see me any week. Unf. Six seasons is a nice run, and more so when it ends on a relatively good note. It's too bad Beth can't follow suit, but she needs the platform to wallow in her misery and bitchassness.

Evelyn can take a seat on... Andy controls Beth's tweets? That's quite the spin. Kadooz.

Overdramatized or not, that boat ride looked pretty frightening. She fell in luv, but Radzi didn't want to be run over by a skinny red U-Haul. This show wouldn't be shit (no pun intended) without Sonja. If she ain't making top bank for this gig, then something's wrong. Even more interesting is that he sides with Carole, and believes Beth's crying was manipulative. Frankel really showed her bitter, jealous ass there. It really pains that shrew for any of them to be complimented, for anything.

I have no doubt that was Frankel's motive, because I don't think she's capable of doing anything purely out of kindness. The woman couldn't even gift Sonja those jeans without making a point of how they were too big for her (as if she couldn't get samples of her own product in her size).

I hope Shannon got hazard pay for kissing Vicki. Seriously, Jolie might just give my fave Stella a run for her money. I can take or leave them...but will take them every time over Brianna. Eh, fuck David.

If it happened off camera, then how do you know Carole was "enraged"?

Yeah, there's some pinging with Emily's husband. Not like with Jimmy Edmonds, but the season is young. Yep.

I like the choice of metallic flats. The dress is the star. Sometimes it takes a village. Maybe Frankel should take note.

I'm not sure I want Evelyn to be revealed, because it would mean the end to this glorious thread.

That's probably because Carole knows Beth is a lying liar who lies. Thank you. If anything, Beth was an ass for making it a big deal in order to further embarrass Dorinda. Just imagine if one of the ladies had commented on Beth's Tupperware tits and sternum, and tried to cover up her chest. Brian and his scarf are definitely a step up from creepy married Dennis and his sweaters. It had to bite Beth that he took an interest in her unrequited love friend Carole, even after Beth had offered him a speedy-beej. Yeah, it sucks for Carole that she has a variety of friends who genuinely enjoy her company. I'm sure she'd much rather have to beg and/or pay people to spend time with her. Who wouldn't? (FWIW, Carole has a place in L.A., so she doesn't need to stay with friends nor in a hotel while there.)

Oops, sorry Mindthinkr...I mixed you up with Martinigirl (who hit us with Eve/Evelyn and ran).

That's because her efforts in PR were as much about receiving attention and accolades as the disaster relief. Carole was also used - along with Beth's therapist and her disguised Miami friend - to take potshots at Jason on Frankel's behalf during her first season back. Easier than revealing Evelyn's identity?

...which directly contradicts "none". Unless Beth posted the receipts, then how is this fact?

Another episode, another soused Dorinda. Yawn. Maybe if she woke up with dicks Sharpied on her face she'd think about cutting back on a martini or five. None? Who told you that, Frankeliar? Anyway, Ramona busted that fake news. Vomiting is the next best thing when the skinny gods won't answer your diarrhea prayers. Apparently nobody, given the unnecessary crypticism. Her chest looks like two grapefruits on a carcass. Does she really think that shit looks good? I still like Carole okay, and would rather she stay, but I might miss the Heather cameos the most.

For real. Beth saw the lunch spread soon after arriving to the house - she could've inquired about the dishes and mentioned her allergy/preferences right then and there (as Ramona did), but she chose not to do so. And, after actually sitting down to eat the lunch, she never asked about the soup that was right in front of her. Frankel's supposed allergic reaction got her attention, gave her an excuse to ditch lunch, and she got to puke up her previous meal...all wins in that warped bitch's mind. That line stood out the most to me, and my first thought was option A, because it totally fits Frankel's M.O. of being nasty and manipulative.

Were Beth and Carole more than friends at some point? Because Beth is acting like a jealous lover. She also wore a feathered earring in her left ear à la Carole, which seemed a bit SWF-ish. More like a fakedown. Every season she has one, and it always comes off ridiculous and insincere. Nah, because we would've surely heard about it, and how she has the worst flow ever in all of womankind. Beth and Ramona are awful in many of the same ways. The former calling the latter a drama queen was pretty rich. It seems Sonja knew of what she spoke.

I was fascinated at how evenly sized, spaced, and parallel those turds were, like some kind of dung shui. Too funny: Vicki's dumb ass falling down, and Stella's expression in that Disneyland throwback pic. Who is Shannon kissing in the season previews, Tamra? Not sure about Emily yet, but she did have one of the more believable, smoother introductions of a new HW. She's only forty, though? Poor Eddie, damn.

CDAN called it months ago... (Luann was revealed as the answer today.)

I could've watched a whole hour of the speed-dating. Best idea ever, Carole. Better yet, actually smoke some weed before watching it to double the pleasure! The way he aggressively grabbed Sonja's face...ugh. (That might be more Luann's speed, though.) On WWHL, Sonja - who was looking dynamite, btw - said that Quincy doesn't watch tv (and neither do the other Morgans). The woman commands a room, no doubt. But...your nym is Booger666, LOL.

She posted something about her zombiefied eyes on IG after we had discussed them on here? Hah. *waves at skinnyminions*

I don't think I've ever heard that excuse for lying before. Wouldn't that make her a compulsive liar?

Sonja won 80/20, Frankel 70/30. Yeah, it was totally an "oops" moment.

She sucks the air out of everything.