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Other men? Just sayin'. Then again, maybe the women appreciated and felt treated by the aesthetics. At the very beginning of the season, didn't Teresa's trainer say that the competition was only two weeks away? A whole lot has happened since then (including two cast trips), and now she's switching trainers, so just how off is the timeline? Given how mad Jennifer was over Jackie's cupcake article, I expect nothing less than her going nuclear on Margaret for her direct insults. I already have secondhand embarrassment for Malania and her "performance".

They all are, including Teresa, hence her agreeing to buddy up to the engaged1920 times prostitutionwhore for the past two seasons. I don't mind Delores; she's actually kind of perfect for this show, and probably should've been hired a few seasons ago over Amber and/or the twins (although the one did give us CryingBobby and "clink-clink"). It looks like Brittany (Vanderpump Rules) and her Mamaw might be onto something after all.

Lisa nursing that wounded bird...*swoon*. Queen of Bravo, forever and always. Brittany did look so pretty at the spa. Jax should count his blessings every day that such an appealing woman inside and out loves his raggedy ass so much. 74 texts in 15 minutes? Good fucking grief. And Beau hasn't run yet?

Gia is going to college despite her parents not having saved any money for her to do so. Anyway, good on her that she was able to score a $50,000 car and money for tuition. Too bad the children of the workers and creditors her crooked parents g***** probably can't be afforded the same.

Right, there were no college funds ever started. However, that didn't stop Teresa from blaming her lawyers (because heaven forbid she has to pay anybody for their services) for keeping her 4bootifuldawters from going to college. But, Jackie didn't do that. Teresa only got mad because she's a raging Neanderthal.

Wassup, Mrs. Hankey?

Teresa can shut her piehole about husbands being off-limits, considering her incessant ragging on Melissa's husband, and her questioning Delores's relationship with Frank. Lawd, what a cringefest. Teresa needs to stop trying to push her untalented spawn into show biz. @sATL, I also wondered why Teresa's lawyer was at the party. Maybe he was trying to collect a payment from his fraudster client? Teresa's congratulations hardly came from good will - even Gia knew her mother's intentions for approaching the Gorgas was foul.

I don't get that he's scared of his sister at all, given he's called her "garbage" and "scum" straight to her jacked face, and has mentioned her legal/financial issues on camera. It seemed he was just surprised (and rather amused) that Jackie had the ovaries to call Teresa out on her nonsense. I never bought that Gia's pitiful song was strictly about her mom and uncle fighting. For one thing, Teresa was the one who said it was, and she's a liar who always blames her family's ills on someone else. Also, I found it hard to believe that Gia would've been more grief-stricken over that feud when her daily home life was so full of turmoil courtesy of her fuckstick parents and their buttload of problems. Christine looked stunning.

Yaaass, and I am Here.For.It. ...and whose grandmother sent her daughter away for others to raise, and whose father hasn't talked to his sister in years because of a dispute over a couple hundred bucks. The "we're the fambly-est fambly that ever fambly-ed" declarations have always been a fucking joke. Teresa had to leave Jennifer's because Milania was meeting a friend? Riiight...more like Milania heard Teresa starting to yell, and knew she had to usher her hosebeast mother out of there before she broke another law.

Good As Gold! I thought Brittany's homage to Monica was cute. Katie is looking better than ever (and still has the tightest makeup game in probably all of Bravoland). DJMB can eat a bag of dicks. Isn't that what's basically being portrayed on the show, though? She was taking off her shoes!

Foam, hissing and snarling, Callie-Roo...now that was a finale. (Looking at you, OC.) Yeah, dressing as Cher was a puzzling choice, whereas Kam as Elle would've been a great play on Cary's comment from last year. (Although, the teen showing up in the same outfit was pretty hilarious.) Very entertaining season. Props to the ladies for bringing it.

The best part of the episode was Melissa telling The Felon to STFU - something that should've been done seasons ago, and on an annual basis. The copycat bolt-ons, the desperation to have a son after Gino was born...Teresa has always been jealous of/competitive with Melissa. Yep, a sick bitch who used to go through her brother's underwear drawer. I wouldn't doubt that Teresa is also envious - if only subconsciously - that Melissa gets to have sex with Joey. She sure did. Eating disorders hardly make for good table conversation, but this is a reality show, so I'll give Jackie a pass. It was also pretty brave of her to show that wedding pic because, whoa. Jennifer can leave right now, as far as I'm concerned.

I didn't even realize it was the season finale until the postscripts rolled at the end. Lame ending to a lame season.

Did Gia say she's forgone hanging out with her friends in order to spend every extra minute she has with her grandfather? Personally, I don't believe that for a second. What happened to the pizza place, and Teresa's career as a yoga instructor?

Teresa did plenty that was illegal...and she was subsequently charged, convicted, and spent a year in prison for her law breaking.

Damn, how did I miss both of those? My bad. She supposedly went out with Derek Jeter, too. LeeAnne, lol...

Yes, because the Giudices wouldn't pass up a chance to siphon off the old man's SS and savings. Good catch! What help does Teresa need, though? She doesn't have to take care of her father's physical needs; she only works three months out of the year filming this show, so she has plenty of time to tend to her four beautiful dawters; and, if something around the house breaks, she has the money to hire a handyman.

And downright delusional. It was shown in the flashback that the only reason D'Andra's finger made any contact at all was because LeeAnne jumped up against D'Andra and physically pushed her hand away.

Nice wheels, Gia. If only my parents had been felonious grifters, then maybe I, too could've had a $50,000 car at 16. Are we supposed to believe Teresa went from her bikini look last night to her competition figure, in only three weeks? Methinks her trainers were sharing their steroid supply. "ProstitutionWhore!"? Loved Joey's reaction when she answered the door. I can believe he works long, hard hours, because Teresa, his mother, and Melissa have/had all mentioned it numerous times since his first season on the show. It's warped how Joey's sister and parents have resented and shamed him for laboring to support his wife and children, all the while favoring and praising Juicy, whose literal motto is "Hard work is for suckers". I don't blame him for being defensive and put out by the nagging. Not too bad introductions for Jackie and Jennifer (who looks like a cross between Jacqueline and one of those Shahs of Sunset women). Give it up, Staub...it ain't like you're going to win an Emmy for that shitty acting.

Great episode! (Without Brandi's pissyness, it might've been perfect.) I didn't even mind naked Mark, once knowing the context of the scene. Leeanne shouldn't have taken any footage for the simple fact that Cary's cousin very specifically and clearly said "no pics". It's one thing for LeeAnne to disrespect Brandi and the Deubers, but it's quite another for her to disregard the wishes/traditions of the locals. The boat trio looked so good in the natural light with little makeup (especially D'Andra, who might be one of the prettiest HWs ever). But, of course they had to go back to the nighttime cake faces, SMH. Right? I don't recall any HW busting through it that blatantly. It's pretty cool of her that she can easily joke about RoundUpGate. LeeAnne cloning Brandi's phone is foul AF, full stop.

Emily and Gina will be the Tres Abuelas's ages before they know it...but by that time they won't have a Bravo check to pay for their plastic surgeries. I don't know if it was the goatee, or because he's been away from Kelly, but Michael was looking pretty good. Why did Gina keep calling it tea, when it was coffee that was used for the reading? Also, why were Emily's in-laws spared being read? Emily divulging her mother's mental issues and then bringing her on the show seems exploitative, and a little icky. Vicki said Shannon hadn't taken a dump since her surgery. Andy firing Tamra and Shannon in favor of Gina and Emily and/or an unproven newbie? No way. It's been a chore to watch at times, as was the last season of NY. Thank goodness for Dallas, which has been enjoyable all season.

Lawd, The Felon's face is busted. Just like her moral compass. Not cleaning up after a party that took place a year ago is some major lazy ass nastiness. There's no telling what's breeding in those pigtails.

Well, she did stand on the couch, and rear back her fist. Pre-bowl banging LeeAnne might've actually followed through with the punch, though. Was she in the episode with the neighborhood dinner party? Great memory! There are quite a few reasons for using panty liners, actually. ("LibertarianSlut" is the best nym ever, btw.) Kam's spoon might be pink and sparkly, but it still stirs a mean shit. Her beef with D'Andra is absurd. Cary is really chill, and pretty great about accepting others as they are, come what may - a lot of hosts would've been way more put out with how these ladies act. I thought her cousin had a nice singing voice. I can do without seeing a naked Mark next week.

Too many LOL lines to quote. Mama Dee continues to be gold. She was giving me Delta Burke with a touch of Jo Anne Worley. I liked that she wasn't afraid to show off them big ol' juicy thighs and hips. Personally, I found her use of "gashes" a few episodes back to be much more profane. Wait...there's actually Real Housewives fanfiction? Agreed, and I likewise can't fathom a side piece just giving her baby to her lover and his wife to raise. (The further notion that the Hollmans would enthusiastically arrange for the Redmonds to have Travis's supposed love child is just too ridiculous to contemplate, imo.) Oh shit, it looks like the Just!Hands are coming out next week.