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Dorinda would just spit and yell incoherently at the proverbial bull, and Frankel would end up naked and crying beneath it. It probably burns LeeAnne's biscuit that Brandi is featured front and center in the opening credits' group shot.

What new lies will Audriana be told to explain why her father isn't coming home? If The Felon wouldn't even take the girls to see Juicy in prison, then she damn sure isn't going to spend the money and time to take them to another continent to visit him. Not to mention, she supposedly has a boyfriend, so it's not like she cares about honoring her own commitments to their father. Exactly. The Giudices had been breaking the law since before Gia was even born, so neither of them has ever put the well-being of their children above their own selfish wants. I for one ain't dropping a tear for their situation.

Maybe she doesn't want to spend all that time and effort when she can seemingly take care of the issue in literally minutes? (Not that I would personally choose the surgery route, but it ain't my vagina.) Their camaraderie really is the best ever. LOL at LeeAnne aping Brandi's drunken swaying.

Thanks, biakbiak.

ZuCru! So cute. More surprising than seeing Mama Dee in a TH was seeing her without the cake face. I ain't mad, though. Are Jeremy's sons twins? Hah, for real. However, if I can suffer through years of the Giudice hellions, then I can put up with the Gingy Bs. I actually don't mind the small kids, and fully expect to see them on the regular since they make up a big part of the cast's lives. The family scenes also make for more authentic viewing, unlike on the RHoNYC where the cast struggles for storylines because none of them have children and/or husbands to film with. Will there be a future trip to visit Cary's relatives in Denmark? Can't wait for the 80s prom party.

That's horrible about the Anger Room owner. It appears she was attacked just a couple of days after the episode aired.

Steve must really be committed to his scam Vicki, because I would've pulled the bike over and left her stupid screaming ass by the side of the road. Gina's vocal fry is super grating and distracting. Her parents seem nice, though. Yay for Shannon and her QVC debut. I thought the jacket looked nice on her (Carolina blue, yo). David makes one twin handle his wedding ring, and the other the keeper of his car keys. Fucking wuss. I'd be down for a Jolie and LOCK collaboration.

A bathroom made of FU money, toga-clad man candy, and a baby kangaroo. I love this show. I'm more ashamed for her for naming her son Chart.

My bad...I misheard the "hoochie mamas" part, and forgot that Stephanie/Cary said there was a card. Sorry, Brandi! Why does this show have such short seasons? There were only ten episodes in S1 (which is understandable), and twelve each for S2 and S3.

That, and two of the donations were made through her company, so it still stands that she didn't personally give that much money to Clinton's campaign like the original post claimed.

...of a camera.

That cannot be correct. The most an individual can give to a campaign during an election cycle is $2700, so the maximum Beth could've donated during that time period (primary and general elections) would've been $5400. Whoever wrote that list must've been the same person who did the price points for SG jeans.

Well, her taglines for the last two seasons have been closet-themed.

Seriously, the hell? She's jaundiced looking in the previews, too. I hope it's just another bizarre makeup choice, and not health related. Pretty slick of Brandi to make it look like she got D'Andra the necklace, so as to get under LeeAnne's (yellow) skin. No doubt, girl got skills. It tickles me how Brandi and Stephanie have hearty laughs, but whispery talks. I'm going to take a not-so-wild guess and say Cary's parents will return before the Deubers' house is finished. It better!

Just imagine if Luann had called Dennis for his assistance without mentioning it to Beth. That would've went over like a fart in Sunday school. Funny how Beth didn't feel the need to hide her boyfriend from the "SlutWhoreFuckdoll" once $$$ was involved. You got that right...Dallas is hitting on all cylinders right now.

"You're so full of shit, Andy" >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>"Booyah, bitch" Be safe, fellow Tarheels.

But that's the context of her tweet. To suggest it meant something else is to ignore what she actually wrote, and implies that she's incompetent with her words.

True, that. I actually laughed when he made that face. It would make a good gif.

IIRC, the kids acted okay while at the zoo, but they were way bratty on the drive over. Yeah, but he was sporting some major ragey face right before the door closed. She either bought/already owned it, because she hadn't yet been to the doctor. Those pics, hee! Eddie was serving up some 90s headshot realness.

The irony is, it was snowing in NC when we returned from FL, so school was cancelled, anyway. That Beth regrets being able to watch victims jump to their deaths in person is beyond me. I bet she breaks out in a sweat when she sees the double-digits on the labels. Yeah, so much for her being a super-duper marketing know-it-all genius. Then again, that was already proven to be a misnomer when she thought it was a good idea to have a women's apparel line named "Skinnygirl". Because on average, men's jeans don't require more material than women's jeans do - women have longer/same length legs, and bigger hips and butts, whereas men have longer waists and bigger frontal areas.

Nope, and trying to twist its meaning into a pretzel doesn't make it any less twisted. It's as clueless as charging $169 for those jeans.

Word on the street is that Evelyn ran the marathon for Carole. I know I personally can, but I can't speak to fact for Frankel. Your mileage obviously varies. I don't assume she actually did hit on Adam, it's just that I don't find the notion at all farfetched, and for the reasons I stated (as well as her competitiveness in regards to RSG, and her antagonism towards other women in general). It's nice enough, but imo Sonja still has the best backside, diaper notwithstanding. It happened last season, and yes, it was a total twunt move on Frankel's part. During the same scene she also said Dennis was her soulmate, which is eyeroll-worthy considering how she jumped back in front of the cameras a hot second after the lid was closed on his casket. Nice for whom? I doubt Cassandra had Carole's critics in mind when honoring her friend's birthday.

Why wouldn't family members and their friends be non-paying guests? Yes, night and day between her homage and Frankel's.

WARPED. Yes, 1986. I was supposed to be on base to watch the launch on its original scheduled day (I still have my ticket) but there were so many delays, and I couldn't miss any more school. And to this day, I'm grateful that I wasn't there to witness that tragedy in person.

If you jump into the women's business unprovoked, then you're going to be called a bitch. That's just Real Housewives 101. Thank goodness the scooter sisters worked their drama out, because it didn't need to be dragged out any longer. Me, too, it was cute. Her striped grandfather shirt, though...I don't think I've seen one of those since the 80s. Gina's daughter hides under chairs, and Emily's son hides in her butt, lol. I don't mind the small kids too much, because it is their mothers' reality, after all. But, how are Gina and Emily going to manage going on cast trips, when it seems they're often leaving events early because of their children? Yeah, their situation has sounded hinky from the get-go, and I'm guessing Matt(?) never had any intention of appearing on the show. True, and Brooks was at least good snark fuel.