Teddybear

I just have to say, whenever I see a post with Aww mah laygz! and whichever hilarious spelling is chosen, I laugh EVERY. TIME. That will never not be funny. Keep it coming! Even towards the end of the episode when Robert wouldn't get out of bed, Dr Now kept warning him his body was going to give out. He predicted it, even when Robert had made a lot of progress. I know we've discussed a participant or two of the show who have passed, but I wonder if Dr Now deals with death on a regular basis with his patients. Fun fact I never knew: I didn't know his son was a producer of the show.

"Do you think you and Buddy will have a future?" I'll let Heather's t-shirt answer that question: NOPE!

I kind of loved that little spin Todd did right in front of Whitney when he passed her on the race, making it look like a cakewalk while she was beet red, gasping for breath. So here's another show I can't watch while eating dinner. That scene with Todd was re.pul.sive. So much second hand embarrassment for Whitney. She put herself in that position, dammit. If she had a healthier lifestyle, she wouldn't be struggling like that. I think of all the people who for whatever reason can't do a race like that for health reasons (no fault of their own), and I just can't muster up any sympathy for her. If her struggling that much isn't an impetus for change, then she deserves all the discomfort that comes along with being 400 pounds or however the hell much she weighs.

I remember Scheana woke everybody's asses up the morning after her wedding to clean!!!! Maybe she has met her match with Rob. Oh wait, they broke up.

This reminds me of an episode of My 600 Pound Life when Dr Now dragged the horrendous Assanti brother into a room with a full body mirror and he just couldn't look at himself. It was the first time I thought he felt any emotion because he hadn't looked at himself and what he had done to his body in a loooong time and he honestly looked repulsed by himself. I wonder what Whitney would think if she saw that pic of her on the beach.

I'm not sure what kind of income Glen has, but the Kahala hotel is one of the nicest, most expensive on the island. We stayed down the street but went there one day just because we heard how nice it was (and also the ability to swim with dolphins there). TLC went ALL out. Yes, I'm already assuming Glen didn't pay for the trip with Whitney and her entourage.

Not sure, but she is VERY similar looking to Emily Maynard, they could be sisters.

When they were at the dinner table, Glenn said, "When Whitney and I were training...." Please!!! He makes her sound like Rocky Fucking Balboa.

You just reminded me of the gift. They're called doobs, and they're not cheap! I had a small version made of my dog (yes, he got in the 360 degree booth just like Dorit) and they are really life-like even though PK thought she looked like Barbra Streisand (not exactly a compliment for Dorit, I'm sure). The size she got was close to $1000, so when Jagger's head broke off, I was surprised she didn't even seem to care! I would have been so upset!

She should hire Glen, Kyle's party planner. He does a wonderful job and I think it's safe to say he'd never say anything about Katie's weight.

Oooh that grosses out the germaphobe in me lol. Here's a better idea, wear more sensible shoes!!! I'm not talking Skechers, but maybe something without SUCH a heel? I would think it would be difficult to navigate around on a moving boat with heels that high also.

Ryan REALLY likes that dog. I've seen him show more affection to that King Charles than Bentley, Mac, his parents, pretty much anything else. If petting him can keep him off heroin, great. And my biggest pet peeve (literally!)- Mac was driving with the dog on her lap in the previews. My mom does it too and a cop recently pulled her over and wrote her a ticket. It's just not safe!

She really looked like a completely different person. I'm surprised none of Brittany's friends, even the guys who don't seem to have much filter, mentioned her extreme makeover. You would have thought she would have loved talking about it.

Arie was looking particularly pasty and scrawny on the date with Tia. I couldn't believe Arie told Krystal to stay in her room. He sounded like a father talking to a petulant child. I think she definitely needed to stay (but of course she just couldn't!), it was just the way he said it. So every one-on-one date has to end with a random band/singer we've never heard of. Got it. Fun fact I learned from Heather Dubrow's podcast when she interviewed Rachel: they actually eat before "dinner." Apparently the viewers don't like watching people eat, which is why they don't touch their food.

I was really mad watching the whole scene with the gorgeous little kitten. Her mom really pissed me off saying she didn't feel bad about giving him back as he was stuffed in the carrier. This is why so many animals are put down in shelters, and yes I'm aware her mom never wanted the cat in the first place, but maybe I just wish she could have tried to make it work. At least Whitney kept it so it wouldn't end up in a shelter.