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Bethany!?!? What have i done to be punished with her taking over all my favorite shows? Her voice makes my head ache.

I had to chuckle at the other Caroline commenting on the guests being kicked out of the suite at the end of the night. She should recognize that tactic. Did I miss that Caroline's sister in law is a cast member? I hope not. She is ugly on the inside and you can see it ooze out. I groaned when I saw she had a talking head.

God help me, I love to watch em all. I would be happy if they kept the cast the same. Now, I know many of them are shits, but I enjoy watching them.

I felt bad for Dorinda. However, I feel the poor dear has backed up so much shit, that she is constipated. It would explain her face during some of her talking heads.

True fact, I had totally forgotten that Ramona had a jewelry line For several seasons. I cannot even remember the name right now. She probably should've donated early enough and more to get recognized. My takeaway is that it is some sort of cheap jewelry that can decorate jeans

Heather cannot even accept an apology correctly according to Dorinda. She seriously is looking for tits on an ant. By not mentioning that Dorinda was a mean, slobby drunkard, I think Heather did well.

Then to get lectured at the jean party by Dorinda not to be sanctimonious. I would have been tempted to do a throat punch. Kidding. Sort of.

Lu said she did not sleep with him, but she did admit to making out on the deck. I wonder if his wife would view that as cheating? I hate the phrase girl code with the passion of a million burning suns.

Honestly, if I felt threatened and I personally believe that H and C did, and the person who put me in that position talked of the girl code, I would loose my shit. I mean I would scorch their Earth with my unkind opinions of their lives on camera. While Lu is singing her stupid songs, I would be spilling all the detail for any press to print. As far as I am concerned, C and H have handled this shit storm well.

I just read Dorinda's blog. I think she is still drunk from the fuck dinner.

Heather had her eyes assaulted by looking at the naked juice man. She did not want to see a naked man and yet it was forced upon her by thoughtless people. Honestly, her reaction was one ofthe most real things on the show this season. Not the crocodile tears by Ramona and Bethany or the drunken antics of Dorinda or the faux outrage from LuAnn. She was much kinder than I would've been.

So there is a theory that C and H should not be livid because they knew they were not assaulted. I disagree with that, but moving on. They did not know and still do not know if he took pictures of them sleeping naked. I bet there is a few bucks to be made from naked housewives pictures. This is the shit Romona opened them up to. I will also add that I hate the victim blaming, and that is what it is, by saying they should have locked their bedroom door, worn pjs, known from past trips, ect . They had a right to feel safe in their suite.

The really ironic part of the preview was Romana saying that Heather scared her when Romana kept butting in. But Heather being upset (and I felt you could hear real distress in her voice) about having a naked stranger in the room next to her, Romona feels she is over reacting. Craziness.

I would disagree that since Romana knew him for all of a few hours he was no longer a stranger. Having a stranger in the house is also risking sexual assault and unwanted photography. Common etiquette says you should stay with your guest. Guess the Countess is slacking.

I hope Dorinda is warming up her fingers for a crazy Twitter spree tonight. I cannot wait to see the spin she no doubt has had laid out for months. Plus she could be worked up from taping the reunion. Bring it on! This is golden.

I admit that I snorted when I heard Dorinda mention that she does not drink too much when she is with these ladies. Keep building those glass houses and stay tuned to the next episode.

No matter how snobby or weird she acted, I will always love Kelley. I always, always laugh when I watch her job with traffic. Always. Fact.

They aired the clip where Mario and Ramona where telling Heather she interrupts too much. I was reminded what assholes they are.

Being on immune suppressors is serious business. My son is on them. He ended up in the hospital for a week because of impetigo. Craziness. Then he nearly died because of chicken pox. He cannot get vaccinations. It is really scary having a child on immune suppressors.

That deleted scene was the best. I am sad that there are only three episodes left.

Kim probably won't go to rehab or stay in rehab because she has no one willing to watch her son, Kingsley re I mean Not Kingsley.

Kim is going to blame Kyle for this arrest. Because Kyle should have had an intervention for her before it went this far. Now poor Kim has been 100 percent arrested. :(

O liked them all ot the toxic twins. I voted Kyle because she brought the yacht and desert house porn.

You cannot expect Kim to value her neice over her son, come on. Silly!

I may or may not look to the day when Kingsly eats Kim's face and Kyle tells her it was only her nose.