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“His lips are puffy. Do they always look like this?” They did get puffier when he installed his new chicklet teeth. Next surgery will be to fix his lips.

Did anyone else see the Rao’s commercial starring Joey Gorga. Terrible they used him, especially after his “panties” Instagram. That used to be my favorite jarred sauce.

That had to be Sarah Ferguson. She was a producer, and who else looks like that.

Chock and Bates did not get full credit for any of their elements. Is that typical in ice dancing? I saw many men and women single skaters getting much larger numbers.

TLC we do not like Kody, Robyn and their little family vignettes. Get them off the show. It is insane to see him screaming at wives-not-Robyn, then giggling like a schoolgirl over pierced ears and crepes.

Kody fills like he felled! Oooh don’t let Robyn know.

Oh poor Robyn, she almost cried!

Ariela is almost six years old here with a pacifier. Was not shocked by her very crooked teeth and lisp. Ari looks like Mykelti and seems very entitled. And oh, barf, Kody had to tone down his love for Robyn. My hatred for him grows by leaps and bounds.

Is Timcel allowed to have a mortgage? And what company would give him one. If he had a nice down payment and qualified, I am impressed. My child with a PhD and superior employment history is having trouble purchasing. I guess he made some cash selling his lawn service equipment. Well, good for Tim, he will be 15 miles away.

I don't think there would be a total reboot, at least not until they see how the RHoNY reboot takes. Yeah, Dolores and Paulie are like the church group kids at Coachella. And speaking of telephone spoofing, I have actually gotten a phone call from myself!

The big announcement is Lawson’s new “single” Vows. It is bad, with terrible hand motions for each word.

I am not getting the Wedding Special here in NJ!

I flew Aer Lingus not first class and had two seats.

Jennifer Aydin saying Melissa and Joe being invited to the wedding by obligation. Shocked Mellisa face. Rewind to Baby Joey Gorga’s baptism party and Melissa’s sister (before plastic surgery) telling Teresa her invitation there was “technically an obligation “.

Anyone know where Paulie’s house is? I see the river in the background so am thinking Edgewater, Hoboken or Jersey City. Or, conversely Manhatten.