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Kylie looked like she just came from paratrooping. Wtf was she wearing? I found it odd that there was an 18 yr old on this trip.

Jeb's 'sorry' was simply amazing. I laughed.

I love when the piano teacher was talking to Zoey, she not-so-slyly put a finger on a key and pressed it down. It was cute and funny. She was CRAVING the chance to start playing/make some noise! Bill seemed to have zero interest in the Escape Room. And I don't blame him. That looks so not fun to me.

Bill, after they successfully escaped. Lol.

Will: I love this place. What kind? That kid doesn't give a shit. He's going to love everything. No. Matter. What. His happiness is contagious, as cliche as that sounds. Jen had on an amazing pair of glasses. I love how Zoey is mesmerized by princesses. "Could we have done better?" Hah. I love Bill's sense of humor. Love.

I thought Lauren's peach 'ensemble' was tacky as shit. Looks like something that would get you auffed on Project Runway.

So the minute Ben tells JoJo he loves her, he becomes 'babe' to her instead of 'Ben.' Interesting. I don't know why I found that annoying.

Whoa. Calling your husband weak? You get up then, Mrs. Claire's mom, and ask what is going on.

Their pink bedding looked like Shabby Chic....which I think is so pretty, but VERY girly. I think it was Erin who also went for the pink Shabby Chic.

Yes. Forgot to mention Zach. Amazing and kudos to him. Whitney looked so proud of him. I like those two. He looks so much like Gil.

I think this show has lost its charm. Wait, did it ever have charm? I think I liked it much more in the past. Maybe bc it featured the little kids more? I don't know. I suppose it could just be the mood I'm in. But I do think Carlin needs to chill the fuck out a little. She's way too much for me. And I need a Chad as well. Loved that refurnished hutch. Love! One LOL I did have from last night: Kelly Jo: Does anyone need to use the bathroom before we get on the boat? Carlin (??): Mom, I think these boats have bathrooms. Kelly Jo: Oooh. Fancy!

Scripted or not, this show should be required viewing after watching an episode of the shit storm that is Teen Mom. People (and when I say people I am referring to myself) need to decompress after that nightmare of Farrah, Tyler, demon-child Sohpia, etc. Thank you, show. I needed you tonight. :)

Amber showed more excitement when they found the cat than she has ever shown when Leah is around.

When Matt was asking Amber what she expected, in a perfect world, how co-parenting would work best, I felt like he was asking so HE'LL know what to expect from her later on down the line when they're no longer together and are co-parenting.

Caila looks like someone to me (probably someone from a reality show bc that's all I really watch) but I can't figure out who and its driving me crazy. Anyone???

What a dumb effing shirt! Cute, but dumb.

Caila's rose ceremony dress was hideous. JoJo's was stunning. Correct me if I'm wrong but I'm pretty sure Lauren said 'whiskey liberry.' Quieter brother freaked me the fuck out. Outspoken brother just seemed like a douchebag.

Khloe's smile looks ridiculous. Yeah, Khloe, it's from all those blow jobs. Blech. Hate. And cover up your effing boobs. You too, Kim. Johnathon looks like the plastic surgeon Martin Short plays on Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt. And if you haven't seen that series, this is not a compliment. You're obsessed with Australia, Kylie? How about putting your phone down and taking in the view (even if it was from a car window). I wish Robert Kardashian didn't die bc surely this show wouldn't exist, right? Caitlyn looked absurd when Kendall came over for a visit. Also, that poor girl seemed to be freezing cold. There must be an outdoor fireplace at Caitlyn's place.

I also wish the parents weren't in the room. I feel like it makes the kids more nervous. But then if no other kids and no parents in the room, who would be the audience? I suppose it doesn't make sense.

Ugh. Dislike. Dislike her and Star Wars.

I missed stone-face Sekou last night. Little Carmen Miranda made me laugh when normally she just bugs. "Ten year old high school senior Adrian needs a tux for prom." LOL! He should take Claire as his date. The kids are really sweet to each other and it makes me have way too many feels. You can probably say this about several other rounds, but what in the world is the point of being able to spell a word backwards???? Will this EVER come in handy later in life?

What was Cara wearing?

Ok. Admission of guilt: I like McDonald's breakfast. Yes, I know. Disgusting. However, if you took two random friends of mine there and gave them a breakfast sandwich, I seriously doubt either would eat it. I don't see a girl who appears on The Bachelor (i.e. 'seemingly' healthy people) as McDonald's target audience. But I could obviously be very wrong. I just think its weird Amanda jumped right in and ate it (or at least took a bite).

Best episode. I love seeing adults genuinely cracking up bc of something a child says. I think there was an instance for each adult tonight, maybe minus Jen's mom. Bill's narrating is great. I could watch Bill and the kids go bowling and play the claw game for a solid hour. Loved the bedtime stories. Zoey was way too cute! The simulation work Jen does is simply amazing. This episode made me happy.

Is Eric, the kid who was sitting on someone's shoulders at the carnival and yelled: 'Hey Ben, I got cotton candy', the same kid crying at the youth center? Ronnie blew my mind. You go with your bad self, Ronnie!!! Were those half-court shots? Impressive!