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I felt so bad for Sophia's little friend who said 'I didn't even get to guess' when Debra asked them to choose a number to get the first pancake*. Poor thing. *chunkiest pancakes I've ever seen

I know we're not here to compliment but I thought Amber looked better than I've ever seen on the After Show. And (small voice)....her hair was cute as shit. I'll let myself out.

What flavor did you get?

Was this the NY CookieDo (no idea spelling or actual name)?

"Are we doing any sporting activities?" Umm, hi Tyler. Have you MET your wife?

Can someone post pics here pretty pretty please?

The position is with a healthcare company so that was the reasoning. **insert shrug emoji here** I would also need a flu shot which I NEVER get. But I'll get it if I have to.

Cleanse complete. Do your magic, whatever it is I just drank ?.

Thanks for the good lucks, guys. It was a really great interview....except....they require a drug test. She asked if I would pass and I said no, which is so effing frustrating because I'm in Colorado and IT'S LEGAL!. I'm not going to work high. What I do in my off time should be my own shit. She told me her husband went through the same thing and she told me to buy the cleanses on amazon. It's not a lost cause but she said it can take like three weeks to clear my body and the position is only temp at this point anyway so there's not much time. I'm pretty bummed but I can look at it two ways: I can still get submitted and hopefully pass a drug test. Or, everything happens for a reason. It's been snowing on and off all day here at work and everyone is in a shitty mood. I just want to go home :(. UPDATE: The recruiter just called me and said she wants to submit me and to try and clear my system in a week. Friend at work swears by something that works in 48 hours. Hoping for the best!

I have a job interview in 30 minutes (I've been sitting in my car for ten minutes already...I'm habitually early). It's a three month temp position with a great chance of going perm for the right fit. I've never interviewed for a job while I had a job so the pressure is kind of off. $7-$9 more an hour. No insurance until 60 days but I can manage for the time being. I would LOVE to walk into my current job and give two weeks notice. The place is run so backwards. But I do love the people I work with. So, we shall see...

Ugh. For me it was Kim. She was the god damn worst last night. That is a personality I cannot handle.

I was hoping this new Dinesh was just a dream sequence.

This show makes Sunday nights not suck so bad. 'Gavin Smelson' made me laugh harder than it should have. I love that character. The scene between him and Hoover was great.

Lol. Love a guy in jeans or khakis and flip flops.

I felt bad for her when they jumped on her back for that statement. I think it was an honest thing for Emily to say. That's just how she felt.

Lol Haha. The one who scared Kelli ?. Or made her uncomfortable. Something like that.

Why can't I think of who Whitney is???

This makes me happy. Good for him!

Actually, I think recommending places to eat for someone out of town is a good thing. Though I feel like every place they mentioned was greasy bar food/nachos/wings places. Which, I love some good bar food: potato skins, please....but that stuff but it makes my stomach hurt.

Does Chelsea own the salon or just work there? Either way that place was cute as shit!!

I feel like she also felt betrayed (not sure if best word) that Cameran knew something about Craig that she didn't.

He drinks milk, for goodness sake. He does seem very genuine. I agree. This episode made me like him more. I feel like this show is one big game of Telephone.

Hah! Next week on Bitch and Butch...

Seriously. She has GOT to be making a salary on top of the MTV money watching after Ryan.

Um. Was that hay ride age-appropriate for Leah? Maybe it was the make-up but she looked scared out of her mind. Good GOD Catelynn and Tyler live a miserable fucking life. //imho// I loved Maci saying they (her, Larry and Jen) were going to kick Ryan out of the family if he fucks it up with Mackenzie.