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When Joy and Austin were talking to the newly engaged (before it auto-corrected the word was enraged/hah) Joy was acting like this whole marriage thing was old hat to her.

What 'best friend' of yours, Jill, is guilt-tripping you? The music during a commercial for the next episode sounded like something from a sitcomy-romcom tv show. What are we watching here, people??? Omg. "Are we?" That sounded like Izzy was asking 'are we pregnant?' lol

"I wish Jinger was here..." because I don't give a shit what Joy wears. Look, I wish Derick all the best in his health but I am not at all interested in hearing about it.

Jinger saying how much she liked Jeremy's singing was really sweet. Scarlet was a great-sounding guess by the cute twin.

Hahahahah the way everyone was describing Joy sounded like they were describing Ann (HER?????) from Arrested Development.

Ummm...you guys....I really liked that proposal.?

Jenny: I loved it when they signed the papers. Haha. This is nothing more than a business deal in her eyes. I think this was the least offensive reception of all the weddings.

Oh my god these vows are creeping me out. Actually, the whole damn wedding is creeping me out.

Jill has learned a new word: chill. What's his name is probably always telling her to chill out. Joy keeps pissing me off. There was an entire row filled with total tackiness. Rinse. Wash. Repeat. Same old shit. Did NOT like that walk-down-the- aisle song.

I was complaining to my mom* about having to pay Comcast another ten bucks (hopefully not more) for their sports line-up package (that's the only way to get CMT) when the new season starts. And she said, instead of paying for three months, why not wait until the season is over, pay for just one month and record everything then. And I said I can't bc I need to talk to my people (you guys!!) about it in real time. She told me I was nuts...in the nicest way possible ;) *She is fully and completely addicted to this show since we binge watched a season and a half when she visited me last. It's very cute and funny to me.

Oh my god how cute! Little guys just chillin'! The 'like' heart on my iPad is a super pretty shade of pink. I like it.

Oh my god I ❤️ John's dad. What a seriously wonderful family. Rachel's brother and brother-in-law are simply awesome. I adore the relationship between those two and with her. So sweet. Sign me up for a show just about these three. Haha. Steven just needs to make the right mistakes. Way to put a positive spin on that. Love it.

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There's a thunderstorm happening right now and it seems too close to home. Lots of lightning too. Reminds me of how scary I found them as a child. Also reminds me of the movie Poltergeist. #im a scary movie wimp# I think it's passing though. Hooray! ?

Haha. That would put him in the category with Paul Newman...in my opinion. Not a bad place to be. There's sometimes something adorable about him but not always.

Because McDonald's Diet Coke and fries, that's why. ?

Haha yes. No drama? I'm out. There's nothing for her to talk with Whitney about if shit doesn't go down.

"We're gonna be stopping at Chic Fil A on the way home." Austin thinking: oh my god I love this girl! I wish my cat was half as cool as Gizmo. She's cool and all but not Gizmo-cool.

1, 2, 3 Smile. 1, 2, 3 Smile. 1, 2, 3, Smile What a cute scene.

And in addition to this weirdness, there was a scene at the end where Sophia was drawing on a white board or something and it said 'I don't like you.' #shegivesmechills

Baby hooker. That's just lovely, Amber. Sophia frightened me with her 'Would you rather' game. This is YOUR foundation, Catelynn? You couldn't seem less interested in any of it. Gary bought 90 chickens to spite Amber. Do what now? Maci and Taylor could rock me to sleep with their chill, monotone talk.

LOL. This made me giggle. "I'm gonna be a Michals Coffee Girl Barista!!!!" Get that girl a cape! Love her.

Amy to Zach: I think you need to find a neurosurgeon. Umm, wouldn't you think someone with a shunt in their head/brain/skull/wherever it is might already have a neurosurgeon or is that asking too much?

I hope Gavin comes back bc I'm dying for a scene with him and Russ.

Jared as Ed Chambers. Oh my god we need more of that!