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What were those ugly ass bobo shoes? Were those slippers?

He did sound very Sally Field Not Without My Daughter-ish. Not to mention he’s probably exhausted after a long flight. But never mind that. Dinyell, Jr. wants her sex now.

Kobe is nice-looking as my mom says. Do people still say “nice looking?” She also still says “beauty parlor” which sends me into hysterics.

Did this fake Kardashian just look at this town and say, “that’s so American?” You’ve been in the U.S. for five seconds and seen one town. Babe, we don’t know you. We’re Mariah, you’re Jennifer Lopez.

He’s dressed like Ellen.

LOL! “Mama, him got one job and I love he!”

Alas, we have no Turkish cats this go round. My beloved Parents Sumit aren’t here. Truffles and Teddy have crossed the rainbow bridge. I guess you’re right. At least we can root for Avi and Cobin-19 while cheering the misfortune of their stupid parents.

I feel like I’d walk out of a restaurant with Mohammed not realizing I’d agreed to wear a puffy shirt on the Today Show.

I love the random pilot in the background walking like “WTF is this?”

This asshole had the nerve to wear a “B Grateful” t-shirt? Be grateful that he “brung” you here.

Except for the tall, pretty lady on the far left, all those women look like they could be pregnant. Those dresses are probably ill-fitting or made with unforgiving fabric. The dress on the far right is the worst and the wearer looks like a hot tub time machine J’chelle.

Yikes. Is it just the angle of the pic or is Jonathan…uh…excited?

I see it this way as well. Shae expressed rather clearly that she felt there was deception on Bilal’s part. He’s in T&T with designer luggage and expensive jewelry, but living in a dilapidated house and driving a dirty van at home? He always FaceTimes with the same blank wall behind him? Anyone would assume this guy was a financial catfish or struggling financially. While he’s busy pretending to be Prince Akeem and fulfilling every incel’s fantasy of laying a trap for a “gold digger,” she’s probably worried that she’ll be on the hook for his debt. And really Bilal, let’s be realistic about your self-perceived wealth. Your name is not Bilal Bezos. You’re a midwestern suburban divorced dad of two. The majority of your money is likely going to those kids. I wouldn’t entangle my income with yours, but if Shaeeda likes it, I love it.

The Bubly one or the S. Pellegrino? I think I drink about three or four daily lol. I wasn’t aware of their bourgeois status. I drink them because they’re zero calories and they taste much better than diet soda. Bilal probably only eats Grey Poupon and Polaner All-Fruit and feeds cats Fancy Feast in a cocktail glass because he thinks it makes him look like a rich guy.

Wait, what’s going on? Why are Kenny & Armando on my screen? I thought the show was over. I feel like I’ve been duped into getting into the wrong Uber. This show just will not let me leave.

Dinyell and Deb should’ve swapped first date outfits.

He works remotely. The jokes just write themselves.

Oh man. I haven’t seen this tramp in a long time. And by tramp, I mean Jesse.

This guy is 30 years old? He looks like Booger.

Right there with you. Wasteful Mondays are for Darcey & Stacey. This is below my standards.

Ahem…a mansiere.

I want him to do cartwheels on the carpet like his real dad, Sisqo, Sr.

What the hell is she wearing? Judy Jetson’s blouse? Blanche: “Dorothy, don’t you think those shoulder pads make you seem a bit aggressive? Dorothy: “I’m not wearing shoulder pads.”

Who is this woman? I missed the first half hour. Is this Williams 2.0?

Ugh! Can you keep your freaking masks on for two seconds?