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Why can’t you see us in one day for Debbie Does Geriatric Stalking?

That big flat, wide ass.

Yeah mom. When I told you to spend your money to support my family, I meant let me spend it, you old bat!

A basketball hoop and a scooter. I would hate to be their downstairs neighbor.

This is the driest damned dinner ever.

I think it was Tampa. The model boy moved to Los Angeles at the end of last season.

Oh girl please. This boy just fled a dictatorship before he met you. Nobody is afraid of your podunk Magnum P.I. uncle Mike.

Ok enough of Thais. Too much reading of subtitles for people I don’t care about.

The creepiness of Big Ed whispering, “You are mine forever,” will certainly haunt my dreams tonight.

Ugh. Shut up Bilal! He’s acting like he’s introducing these kids to their new dog.

OMG, what?😂 Like Thriller? I hope this person is trolling.

It’s the Ben Seewald look.

Yeah but he didn’t say she sees them on occasion or rarely, he said said she doesn’t see them “at all.” Granted this was May of last year so maybe things have changed since. Both my parents come from large families and I saw my aunts and uncles frequently, but I get that some families aren’t as close. And given it came from Derrick and not Jill, I’m taking it with a grain of salt as he has been known to stretch the truth to its semantic limits. She may have been in contact with some of her siblings even if she didn’t actually lay eyes on them. Jill may see it differently than DerickDillard Esq. I’d like to hear her perspective.

I loathe to give this disgusting, POS tabloid any clicks, but this jumped out to me: I find it interesting that Jill has 18 siblings, most within driving distance and for whatever reason, sees none of them. I wonder why.

Was this an Intervention shout out? I loved Jeff like crazy.

Feel better, bud. I had a raging migraine today. The kind where I lost vision in one eye for a minute. What better medicine is there for us than watching these failed Island of Dr. Moreau cast offs?

Every time they flash the photo of that escaped convict from Alabama, I always think it’s DerrickDillard. He resembles DD when he was at his shaggiest.

Hugh Jass, Jr. (if it’s a boy).

LOL! What is this dumb ass girl’s name? A poster called her Cindy Brady, so I want to call her Cindy, but I know that’s not it. I call her Susie, but that’s my default name for all dumb ass girls like the ones who cut me off in traffic. I’m just going to stick with Susie. Susie Ashley Brady. Mother of Cobin-19.

Most people would say, “this is my mother and father,” Susie. You might want to introduce them instead of just standing there like a cackling idiot. P.S. I know her name is not Susie, but I honestly don’t remember what it is.

Sisqo, Jr., STFU. You’re in someone else’s house telling them what to do.

I don’t think chicken alfredo should be crunchy.

I don’t want to watch that knocked up teen town show, but I might need to see that doctor/nurse kick that little backwards cap douchebag out.

Steroid guy has such an interesting face. It’s like all his features are pinched in the middle of his face. He kind of looks like Wooly Willy.

I feel bad for Avi. He won’t get to grow up with his aunties and big cousins.