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This girl is barely containing her laughter.

She needs to see a doctor!

He took the hat off! He does have Gino Disease.

I haaate Tesla drivers like this guy. So many tragic accidents because of negligence like this.

Thought bubble above Kobe’s head right now: “Condoms Rose! Condoms!”

We don’t care about them. Squishy face door-to-door “alarm salesman” who tested dirty for steroids. Allegedly lives with his douchebag brother in a very sterile looking house that looks like an Air BnB. Brazilian fiancée allegedly hates douchey brother.

Oh god, not Areola! I was out of the room and I can hear her stank ass voice and I’m already triggered.

I think because she chose a heavy pashmina shawl which is hot as hell, instead of something more suitable to wear on her head. Another bad decision on her growing list of bad decisions.

If someone put me in a coma, we would have absolutely nothing to ever talk about again. Jibri has low self esteem.

Is this her Rachel Dolezal costume?

The horse told her to STFU too.

If only mental health professionals had the resources to stand around and shove pamphlets in people’s faces like god botherers do, maybe people like David would have gotten the help he obviously needed when he was a younger man.

Satanic buttons of sin. I gave you one of Noah’s rainbows to save your soul.

Sounds plausible. Especially considering they combined Gabriel’s birthday, Phillip’s “graduation,” whatever the hell Sammers was celebrating, and the virgin boy pledge dinner all into one event. Then made it seem like Gabriel brought his two favorite brothers along for his birthday outing.

And there’s only a numeral one candle. Not even a 6 to go with it. I think they managed to find six regular birthday candles to stick next to the number one. I’m sure his parents will convince him that he’s Jesus’ number one guy. A half-eaten cake and a leftover candle that somebody probably dug out of some drawer at some church revival your parents dragged you to. Happy Birthday. Also, Gabriel looks like he’s 12 years old, not 16. I don’t mean he’s just of small stature. Simone Biles looks her age. Zach Rolloff has always looked his age. I could’ve sworn Gabriel was only 12 or 13.

Jilldozer is kicking off Pride month by letting us all know who the rightful owners of god’s rainbow are. Someone should probably tell her this is also Black Music Month and watch her Plexus explode. Can’t wait to wish you a happy Juneteenth, Jilly Bean! In Jesus’ name.

I think at least one of these kids has to know their lifestyle is total bullshit. According to that one Reddit poster who claims to know them, Renee is the one. Even nutty Rachel Dolezal recognized her fundie upbringing was insane and eventually escaped. We know the oldest two Rodlets are totally onboard, but maybe there’s some hope for the younger ones. Someone in that family has to have some intellectual curiosity beyond the Bible.

So someone at TLC thought that it would be a good idea to set up a scene where a Jamaican man from the local gym is invited to their home - not as a guest - but to cook and serve them and their goddamned litter of children? While they all sit their asses around on the kitchen counters and watch him? Really TLC? Really! And the most basic of meals ever. Curry chicken is as basic as tacos or spaghetti. Anyone but Barry could make it. I hope Nigel was compensated well for this, because I turned it off. Oh, and I guess I’m supposed to believe he’s been lusting after Kim while she cackles on the treadmill watching Mad About You or something. Sure Jan. I don’t care enough about Moriah and her Sweet Valley High heartbreak to stick around.

It was born of those misogynistic rants Tim posts on YouTube chastising women for their ungodly clothing. Basically telling women that no man will want them if they’re not dressing to “honor god” 🙄. Typical incel-speak (incel=involuntarily celibate) just tied up in a fundie bow.

I guess these fake birthday traditions are Jill’s version of the messy Duggar sundae. I wonder why she never invites any of those gun-totin’, totally non-“sissy” good ol’ boys to these things.

Exactly. She posted this same thing when one of the other Rod boys had a birthday and he “chose” his brother as well. I think it was Sammer’s birthday and he chose Phillip or vice versa. No one chooses Timcel.

Guys, what is this? Am I stuck in a 90 Day vortex!?

Oh Jesse, you are the king of pointing at udders.

I just snorted! Le Guilliames gets around in these 90 Day streets.

Ha! Shaun told Liz to kick rocks. I wish she’d act like this on every Tell Nothing.