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This Bilitch! That pick up truck was two inches from running him over.

No lactating Susie and little COBIN-19 tonight?

Lower your voice, Mohammed!

Mohammed is afraid the plumber’s crack will turn her on.

Mohammed, go back out to the living room and resume your Mr. Belvedere duties, hun.

Is he wearing a Vivint hat? That’s my alarm company. Not exactly a ringing endorsement.

Two bachelors do not live in this house. This is a Mahogany Air BnB.

…then Mooni goes wedding dress shopping with Mother Jibri. After trying on every dress, she settles on the skankiest My Big Fat Gypsy Wedding she can find and erupts into a puddle of tears because she can’t share this very special moment with her own mother.😩

Wow. They’re recycling the Pao/Roos storyline.

This is so scripted. This lady can barely say her lines without laughing.

Shame about those hatters recognizing her. If only there was some way to obscure her face while simultaneously protecting other people from the germs she’s likely spreading in an airport of all places.🤔

LOL! “Lee Press On Active Length nails. The active length that active women have been asking for!” I begged my mom for these when I was a kid. Never got them :( I noticed that Jill’s Ode to a Shrek had no mention of “He works hard,” “He has a job,” “He provides for his children, “He’s a good citizen,” “He helps his community.”

I’m convinced Liz has some type of 50 First Dates or Memento type of TBI where she just doesn’t remember how gross this little weeble is.

Does Natalie not have a home? Why are they filming this conversation in a coffee house?

I’m disgusted. I hope the Uber driver gives Jennniffer a bad passenger rating.

What a nice voice. Bill sounds like the news, weather, and traffic guy on the radio. Debbie still sounds like Snarf on a bender.

Does Cock Ka have braces?

Messe called him Cock Coo Coo. LOL!

LOL! One of the best 90 Day exits.

Wishing lots of tummy scritches on the rainbow bridge for Teddy.

He packed a bottle of Robitussin.

She’s an up^talker. When did this trend start when women want their noses to shine? She’s got glittery foundation on the end of it. I tried everything to prevent this (tip: paper toilet seat covers can serve the same function as rice paper).

Messe’s forward diagonal messy comb over is not hiding the receding hairline like he thinks it is.

His biological egg timer is ticking!

Yuck. If you’re sweaty fresh out of the shower then you need to put on an undershirt, Dr. Funkenstein, King of the funk.