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Rod Roddy’s back.

Is Mike wearing spanx? A mansiere?

“Wow. Is anybody else just sitting here like ‘wow’?” -Shaun in every Tell Nothing

The last time I saw Missy, it was TanJin’s first season when they moved into her shed. She looks a lot less…meth-ish.

Yeah get the fuck on Tim. With your shiny little Rod Roddy suit. Debbie was a P.I.? All the more reason for a buddy detective spin-off show with Dinyell.

Two broke hoes arguing over who has more money. And I’m talking about Jesse and Tim.

How in the world can a person bowl in an ankle length skirt? I can’t imagine how uncomfortable let alone fearful of falling I would be.

The Hammaconda? I have no idea what you’re referring to ma’am.

She was? How did I miss that? I was a faithful MM viewer. Was she the really stupid secretary who severed the British guy’s foot?

TLC should give Dinyel & Debbie a spin-off buddy cop show. I’d watch it. My standards are low.

Jon Hamm’s doing insurance commercials? I don’t hate it. Much better than these endless Skyrizzy ads.

This sister wavers between looking like Sarah Palin and Martha from “Baskets.” She weirdly sounds like both of them.

Nana, maybe little COBIN-19 is fussy because a weird assed group of strangers is shoving cameras in his face? Just a thought.

Jer-ry! Jer-ry! Jer-ry!😂

What was Bud Bundy’s rap name? That’s what this guy’s name should be. Also, that’s what you wear to your reunion?

That guy looks like a rapper? He looks like one of the kids who work at Coldstone Creamery. Except at least those kids have jobs.

Oh man. I didn’t realize there was a new episode tonight. I just got home. Which scene did I miss? Sassy best friend who tells it like it is at TGI Fridays? Weepy wedding dress shopping with hostile in laws? Visit to the immigration attorney’s office in an English basement? Furniture salesman who doubles as wedding counselor?

The foil was just a way to secure the bead and keep the braid from unraveling. You can see little silver bits at the end of Taraji P. Henson’s braids in her throwback school photo.

I’m sure someone has already mentioned this, but unless the Hellfire Club has managed to find her an endless supply, there’s no way Max’s batteries are going to be able to last all day in that Walkman.

The 80s fashion discussion is interesting because as a little black girl who was slightly younger than Erica at that time, I feel like they absolutely nail her aesthetic every season. Those tightly rolled bangs achieved only with the nightly pink sponge roller and the slightly less tight back bang was my every day hairstyle from ages 11-13. Even the side barrette and her double socks of different colors. The only thing missing from her look last season was the aluminum foil on the end of her braids. Most 80s retrospective shows are terrible at representing Black American style for that time period, but Stranger Things, at least for Erica does a good job. I always feel like I’m looking at myself from 35 years ago. YMMV of course. I think I even had a kids size version of Joyce’s coat. Mine was burgundy and corduroy. Same buttons.

When Max was recounting his harrowing 50 Shades of Beige tale to Micah, I thought for sure he was about to confess that he hooked up with that guy. “You know the guy I work for, right? Well, he’s a lot older than me and he invited me over to his place and um…” I was pointing at the television like, “I knew it!” Moriah at 19 thinking there’s no other guy in the world who can take the place of this doofy boy she thinks is her soulmate. I think we’ve all been there. And we all wish we could go back and shake some sense into our 19 year old selves. Unfortunately for her, this footage is forever. Potato chip lips Barry fathered nearly a dozen children, but has to look to his young daughter to cook some freaking taco meat? How do you not know how to feed your kids, sir? Lydia. WTF? Why is she texting her sister’s boyfriend? Why is she trying to hang out with him without her sister? She looks at Max like an older brother, but she already has two older brothers. What a whack a doodle. No wonder she hangs out with the Rodrigues family.

Shrek threw a hissy fit because he couldn’t play catch in Florida what with all the fornicators on the beach. I would love to see his reaction to all the thong bikinis that dominate the beaches of any Caribbean resort. And I’m talking about on the guys. Guys that always closely resemble Shrek himself or Frank Perdue.

They look like they haven’t slept in days. Look at the bags under Tessie’s eyes.

How sad for those kids. They have to spend all frickin’ morning and likely afternoon in church, then have to turn around and spend all evening there again. Not to mention they’ve likely spent the entire day and night before rehearsing. Steve Harvey has a joke about how tough it was growing up as a church kid. His mother was the Sunday school teacher and made him go every day. So one day he gets so fed up, he asks his older brother, “hey, how hot is hell actually?”

Jesus be a copy editor!