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“I would be amiss.”-😂 Sayings of Jill

I think the turtle head jutting probably stems from constantly being in photos with 18 other people and being told to “move your head over so I can see you” or your having your face blocked by the person in front of you. I hope Jenni enjoyed her vacation and didn’t have to babysit any kids.

I’ll say something nice. From a distance, Jill’s nails look good. Almost like she got them professionally done.🤔

I wonder what the rowdy and obnoxious music was. Probably the Doobie Brothers. Most conventions either have a slightly discounted guest registration or you pay separately for events that you want your guest to attend. If Jill’s registration was $150, I’m thinking the cost of David’s attendance is at least 75 bucks. Probably more. There’s no way an MLM is letting people get away without coughing up cash. Not to mention hotel rates are about $150/night. Unless of course, they drove the RV there and are using that as a hotel room. But where would they park it? It would’ve made more sense for Jill to grift her way into one of her sweet Plexus friends’ rooms and leave Shrexus at home. I hope the Rodlets throw a Ferris Bueller-type rager while the Rodrents are gone. DJ Janessa on the ones and twos.

Ha! I’ve had to change my name for canines to “doogies” because my dog goes effing nuts if anyone says the words that shall not be spoken (dog, squirrel, park, treat, or any name of the dogs in our neighborhood that he has amazingly committed to memory). He’s apparently the dog damned mayor of the block. I want to talk to him about adopting Snuggles.

A pregnant woman forgoing a mask in an airport is just…sigh.

I saw the video too and the best part was Tessie checking herself out in the camera like, “Yup, I’m the cute one.”😂

I’ve fallen asleep during the past two episodes. I was screaming. “Just say no!” when Lydia asked the 13-year-old if she wanted her to do her make up.

Conventions cost money. Between registration, hotel costs, food, and gas to drive to Columbus, I’m actually curious to see how she’s going to grift her way through this one. Surely her headship will be with her, so that’s double (ok triple) the food costs.

I think this lady is using a filter that isn’t giving her the expected results. Or she could be a SIM created by Jill to boost her downline sales. Somebody needs to go check on that lady in the recliner. Has she been Weekend at Berniece-d? Once the children are grown, I can see Jill applying for SSI benefits due to her invisible knee thingies. Or claiming one or several children as disabled.

I think Bilal triggers everyone who has ever been on a date with an asshole. I really love the National Portrait Gallery. It’s such a beautiful place, but the first time I went was with an ex who is a huge asshole. So I avoided it until I decided to keep going multiple times to erase his stench. I hope Shaeeda doesn’t associate all these outings that should be fun, with this asshole. He acts like he’s doing her a favor every time he takes her out.

What stress? You have no visible means of employment and are supported by your parents.

Is there nothing Shaq doesn’t sell? I’m waiting to see him on maxi pad commercials. Shaq absorbency.

OMG, is this real? That guy is supposed to be Bini’s opponent? Did he audition for the furniture salesman role and they gave him this instead?

Don’t forget about Dwight K. Schrute’s dojo. He was a purple belt.

Ari looks like she’s getting ready to take pictures on her parents lawn before the limo takes her and her friends to their 1997 prom.

Bilal swears he’s got Bezos or Gates type money. You have two school age kids, a baby Benz, and a pre-fab McMansion. You’re not balling, dude. If anything, Shaeeda should be mindful of HER finances so she’s not on the hook for your kids or ex-wives.

What was Magnum P.I.’s other homeboy’s name? There was T.C., Higgins, and…Rick? Was it Rick? Best friend with no filter is trying desperately to look like Rick and failing miserably.

Avi is so cute. I wonder if his baby talk is Amharic.

She’s injected something into her lips that make them look like a swollen baboon’s ass.

Wedding dress shopping with future in-laws while crying about missing mom! We’re all getting bingo tonight.

Furniture shopping with central casting furniture salesman! Mark your bingo cards!

He mentioned it last season. I believe he was also friends with Kim’s ex-boyfriend.

Her cell phone certainly has enough juice to grift on social media. And it looks like David is talking on his. Why is “laundry piling up” after two days? I thought she goes to the laundromat. Or is that only for soul winning?

David’s mother was at Phillip’s “graduation” and she was the best dressed and most modern looking woman there including her own granddaughters. One of the little Rodlets is wearing a dress so big, she looks like she’s standing behind one of those cartoon cardboard cutouts at the carnival.